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what to do this summer?

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funkdoc
Posts: 1331 - Karma: 474
I need some originaly things to do this summer...

To become a real killer on the dance floor, you have to practice everyday...
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soup
Posts: 6354 - Karma: 4,486
buy a bike, jump off a cliff, and then live to talk about it. just like Bender
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Public_Enemy0255
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go to the lake....get drunk....


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I swear i am not a fruit booter!!

I like snow and slurpies~~~
21 years ago
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vantownloc
Posts: 2279 - Karma: 12
develop a crack habit.
21 years ago
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Pipe_Munky
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im gettin my fat-ass in shape and drinking a lot at the cottage! hittin up the wakeboard is always good too!
rule #1 of the weekend: wakeboard until 2pm
rule #2 of the weekend: drinking begins promptly after rule #1





SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess
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Skierguy48
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Get a job, I got one, so Set for winter next year, $8/Hr, sweet deal for pumping gas


---------------------------------------------------------------your ex is gonna get torn apart when she gives birth to your kid so maybe she should invest in some labia rings and attach them together to seal off her gaping fetus wound- Lateralis
21 years ago
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BrianGauthier
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start rollerblading, your rail steeze will get soooo much better i can't even explain it to you
21 years ago
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FreeWilley
Posts: 464 - Karma: 134
sit on the couch and get fat


Save the whales
21 years ago
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Vtsnowski
Posts: 3554 - Karma: 1,394
skateboard



some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'


acholcol makes me its bitch
21 years ago
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SmoKinSkier
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Pipe Munkey your day is striking similar to mine with about the same rules!




Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. 'She hates guys,' Pete lamented, 'so it’s not going good.' Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.
21 years ago
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albatross.
Posts: 4380 - Karma: 772
take the bus to the glacier
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Watch The Scanners! Its unreal
21 years ago
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jibberjason
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I research space physics
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switch hotdog steeze, represent!

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skimack
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Get a job, that way you won't have to ask your mommy to buy the new coolest jacket next year, if you aren't a fan of working deal drugs...lots of money for very little effort.

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Jeff: Hey Geoff, did Ronny tell you not to wear any boxers so he could rape you better?
Geoff: No, I just put my boxers on backwards so the hole is in the back...it's alot easier that way.

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
21 years ago
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TehSkiar
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I've been looking for a job for so long. and then my mom's like 'are you actually talking to the managers and stuff?'....fuck that. i don't want to talk to people. just give me some money damnit!
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damned TWO PLANKERS
21 years ago
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funkdoc
Posts: 1331 - Karma: 474
I started rollerblading last summer, and I work but i'm just 14... I can't work in some entreprise...
To become a real killer on the dance floor, you have to practice everyday...
21 years ago
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mommy
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im funna learn how to ollie on a skateboard. im also funna frootboot. its going to be funna then last summa.

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21 years ago
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Vtsnowski
Posts: 3554 - Karma: 1,394
^ how long have you been skateboarding?



some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'


acholcol makes me its bitch
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