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Describe your last sexual encounter using a....SONG title!

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Nobody.
Posts: 1193 - Karma: 471
A little twist off the movie title one, thought this would be kinda fun too, let's give it a shot!

On The Floor - Jennifer Lopez
Mar 6 2011 10:14AM
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POWDER.RANGER
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Black Magic - Swollen Members

Day 'N Nite - Kid Cudi

Showtime - SonReal
Mar 6 2011 1:51PM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,813
It would be funny if I was black and did it with an asian... I would say Black and yellow!
Mar 6 2011 1:51PM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,549
Dancing by Myself

Safety Dance

Fat Bottom Girls
Mar 6 2011 2:03PM
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NickSki.
Posts: 2009 - Karma: 61
People Under The Stairs - 10 Tough Guys
Mar 6 2011 2:06PM
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JosephStalin
Posts: 1673 - Karma: 100
Loose Lips by Kimya Dawson
Mar 6 2011 2:07PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
^
Mar 6 2011 2:07PM
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JacheOReally
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 253
In One Ear and Out the Other - Fujiya and Miyagi
Mar 6 2011 2:22PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
can we get much higher -Kanye
back in black -acdc
dirty deeds done dirt cheap -acdc
the longest pee (in her butt) -adam sandler
blow ya ass off -gucci mane & the brick squad
if 6 was 9 -jimi hendrix
blame it on the tetons -modest mouse
mother in law -vybz kartel
ms rightfernow -wiz khalifa
Mar 6 2011 2:25PM
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PilleDaKid
Posts: 3193 - Karma: 2,629
suicidal thoughts- biggie smalls
Mar 6 2011 2:30PM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
the bad touch- not the title so much as the lyrics
Mar 6 2011 2:34PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,017
ass and titties- dj assault
Mar 6 2011 2:34PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 832
wtf??
Mar 6 2011 2:41PM
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Mormor_Olga
Posts: 259 - Karma: 34
I truly can't believe this hasn't been posted yet:

Muse - Supermassive Black Hole
Mar 6 2011 2:45PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
total milf
Mar 6 2011 2:46PM
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PilleDaKid
Posts: 3193 - Karma: 2,629
flava in ya ear
Mar 6 2011 2:51PM
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Nobody.
Posts: 1193 - Karma: 471
hahaha
Mar 6 2011 9:44PM
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kinros14
Posts: 25 - Karma: 11
I feel bad for the guy who's song is "you look better when I'm drunk"
Mar 6 2011 9:49PM
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yuck
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turn to stone - ELO
Mar 6 2011 9:51PM
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POHTAYDO
Posts: 358 - Karma: 91
down with the sickness- Disturbed
Mar 6 2011 10:02PM
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POHTAYDO
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juicy- notorious
Mar 6 2011 10:06PM
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Lucas.B
Posts: 250 - Karma: 523
lonely -akon
Mar 6 2011 10:07PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
foreign affair-apathy

danger zone- big L

gimme the finga- black sheep

handcuffs - brand new

gettin down at the amphitheater- common

fuck this christmas - OFWGKTA

till i collapse- eminem
Mar 6 2011 10:09PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Norweigan wood
Mar 6 2011 10:15PM
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BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,257
ice CREAM paint job
Mar 6 2011 10:17PM
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DaveM
Posts: 2936 - Karma: 1,562
Men in black - Will Smith




Oh wait......
Mar 6 2011 10:22PM
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.jersey
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move bitch, get out the way-ludacris
Mar 6 2011 10:25PM
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JewRad
Posts: 432 - Karma: 23
digital love- Daft Punk




JK, Let her Blow- Afroman
Mar 6 2011 10:29PM
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Gnarczar
Posts: 155 - Karma: 22
Wrecked Him - Blink 182
Mar 6 2011 10:37PM
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Gnarczar
Posts: 155 - Karma: 22
Wrecked Him - Blink 182
Mar 6 2011 10:37PM
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JewRad
Posts: 432 - Karma: 23
The Time Has Come- Pretty Lights hahahaha

frenchy's is going to be Summer of '69
Mar 6 2011 10:39PM
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rudager
Posts: 11336 - Karma: 4,642
When I'm 64
Mar 7 2011 12:51AM
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Steezy.Taught.Me
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holland, 1945
Mar 7 2011 12:59AM
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Jaimee.
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Lately (I've Been On My Back) - BOAT
Mar 7 2011 1:02AM
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Davy.Crockett
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you probably just won the thread. nice
Mar 7 2011 1:13AM
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rudager
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Summer 68' - Pink Floyd
Mar 7 2011 1:27AM
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tall_pants
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Prolly in the hood or juicy
Mar 7 2011 1:30AM
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TheFresher
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Dirty Secrets-Whole-Z
Mar 7 2011 1:32AM
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Dan.P
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Snake Charmer - Bag raiders

Like a lion

Mouth full of diamonds - Phantogram
Mar 7 2011 1:39AM
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D3NZ3L
Posts: 556 - Karma: 37
Life's on the line--50 cent
Mar 7 2011 1:46AM
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Lifestyles
Posts: 597 - Karma: 129
Don't slow down - matt and Kim
Mar 7 2011 1:57AM
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Daoust
Posts: 487 - Karma: 103
just a dream - nelly
Mar 7 2011 3:15AM
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theabortionator
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young girl
Mar 7 2011 3:17AM
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Gstrong
Posts: 4776 - Karma: 519
Beat it




Forever alone
Mar 7 2011 3:18AM
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LockyK
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entrails ripped from a virgins cunt - cannibal corpse



















too far?
Mar 7 2011 3:26AM
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ImNotARacist
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From my Top Rated

"With my own two hands" - Ben Harper/Jack Johnson

"The Best of All" - CashCash

"Rage" -Chromeo

"High Voltage" - Linkin Park

"Just to Get By" - Talib Kwali
Mar 7 2011 4:16AM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
"heartburn" - Architects

"im failing to see how this is a good idea" - Blackhole

Mar 7 2011 4:31AM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9671 - Karma: 482
Everything in It's Right Place - radiohead.


And now you'll never listen to that song again without know i had ghey sex to it :3
Mar 7 2011 4:34AM
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Nobody.
Posts: 1193 - Karma: 471
There's no way that second one is a song...hahaha
Mar 7 2011 7:08AM
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TechnoPotamus
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Stone Sour - "get inside"

also

Story of the Year - "choose your fate"
Mar 7 2011 7:45AM
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caliskigirl
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Word
Mar 7 2011 9:41AM
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All times are Eastern (-5)