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Skierguy48
Posts: 527 - Karma: 10
Okay, here goes.

I;ve been chasing this one girl for like 5 months. It all goes well and we boht like each other a lot and we like hang out a lot and shit. All of a sudden, shes been like 'OH whats will's s/n' and 'whats his phone #' Im all like 'Wtf, some bitches gonna get beat'. What should I do, My friends is like stealing my fucking girl and shes going on with it, GOD DAMN< Fuck Summer and all this shit, nothing good ever happens to me


---------------------------------------------------------------your ex is gonna get torn apart when she gives birth to your kid so maybe she should invest in some labia rings and attach them together to seal off her gaping fetus wound- Lateralis
Jul 3 2004 10:17PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
Overreact much?

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Jul 3 2004 10:20PM
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Class
Posts: 1633 - Karma: 11
you missed the window dude. kiss it goodbye. you wouldnt make a move so shes moved to your buddy.



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Jul 3 2004 10:20PM
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soup
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if this was Hollywood, she'd be in some other country and u would have no other choice but to fly half way around the world to find out what u already know. but its not hollywood so dont listen to me.
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Jul 3 2004 10:23PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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yea dude, you blew it.
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Jul 3 2004 10:24PM
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hazel_32
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man i feel ya..and i dont considering it overreacting....maybe false assumptions...what if she was getting his number for one of her girlfriends so u guys could two couples could like tag along together on dates....u and ur friend are buds..and the girls are buds...it makes it easy yo...but if shes dickin over that sucks man


hazel
Jul 3 2004 10:26PM
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Class
Posts: 1633 - Karma: 11
^nope. forget it, shes gone.



Marley Would Burn

'I did some righteous work today for the first time in a long time. I unloaded thirty-five thousand pounds of froze chickens, even stole one. It made me feel good to do some work for a change' - Magoo, Hells Angel. July 5th, 1965
Jul 3 2004 10:27PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
I'm just saying, maybe you should figure out if there's actually anything going on AT ALL before you get all worked up.

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I’ll be around
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Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
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Always...
Jul 3 2004 10:28PM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
if she isn't with him yet, you need to find out how she feels, you could be jumping to conclusions. move in and do something


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Jul 4 2004 3:34AM
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lineskier10
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dude yu canyt just shicll with a giorl. you gota let her know u want her bum, urf u wait then shell go for another ude
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Jul 4 2004 4:56AM
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ATLANTASKI
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dude tell her what your feelings or youre gonna gte burrrned
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Jul 4 2004 5:07AM
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Skierguy48
Posts: 527 - Karma: 10
Well, I'd do something with her but shes doing something every minute of every day till august of this summer, now what am I supposed to do? And dude, I did make a move, we were def. hooking up, but I dunno, maybe I am jumpin to conclusions


---------------------------------------------------------------your ex is gonna get torn apart when she gives birth to your kid so maybe she should invest in some labia rings and attach them together to seal off her gaping fetus wound- Lateralis
Jul 4 2004 10:08AM
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Apple
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dont worry so much, just go with it. if you worry then you will make up problems in you head and you wont ever be happy with her.

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Jul 4 2004 10:32AM
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Skierguy48
Posts: 527 - Karma: 10
Talking to my bud right now, says he'd never do that to me, at least I can count on one of them


---------------------------------------------------------------your ex is gonna get torn apart when she gives birth to your kid so maybe she should invest in some labia rings and attach them together to seal off her gaping fetus wound- Lateralis
Jul 4 2004 11:14AM
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Class
Posts: 1633 - Karma: 11
i used to tell my friends that same shit too, dont doubt he wont step over you for a peice of ass.



Marley Would Burn

'I did some righteous work today for the first time in a long time. I unloaded thirty-five thousand pounds of froze chickens, even stole one. It made me feel good to do some work for a change' - Magoo, Hells Angel. July 5th, 1965
Jul 4 2004 11:18AM
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linemaverick540
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go listen to some emo. those whiny guys feel your pain.


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Jul 4 2004 11:32AM
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Skierguy48
Posts: 527 - Karma: 10
^haha, Yeah dude, I'll fuck him up neways if he does, hes a fucking wimpy piece of shit anyways



---------------------------------------------------------------your ex is gonna get torn apart when she gives birth to your kid so maybe she should invest in some labia rings and attach them together to seal off her gaping fetus wound- Lateralis
Jul 4 2004 12:00PM
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murphski
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^sounds like you and your friend hav a great relationship...
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Jul 4 2004 5:29PM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
seriously
and why would a girl want a puny ass boy when she can have a BURLY MAN like yourself?





go listen to some emo. those whiny guys feel your pain. -linemaverick5...
Jul 4 2004 5:44PM
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Danger.
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act normal.


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Jul 4 2004 5:45PM
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Skierguy48
Posts: 527 - Karma: 10
Your right, its over, deal is sealed. I lost her, way to fucking go. Im a complete dumbass, some admin should just delete this thread now.
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Jul 6 2004 7:35PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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yea uyou shoulda asked her out before it was too late....5 months is a long opportunity


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Jul 6 2004 7:43PM
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Skierguy48
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^ I know, and I kick myself in the nuts for it, but even as I tried way back when, there was little to no response, I suppose my only real love is skiing, that shouldnt emotionally cruch me shoukd it? =0
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Jul 6 2004 7:56PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
It looks like opportuniny knocked, and you just let it take a shit on your doorstep.




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Jul 6 2004 7:57PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
oh that sux really bad well thats how i feel but don't give up u can still get her


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Jul 6 2004 9:21PM
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hopperhoppster
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Don't give up, only losers do
Jul 6 2004 10:01PM
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m1garand
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kill her, your friend, and your neighbor and everything will be just fine.
Jul 6 2004 10:09PM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
why what happend, how did you lose her, i wanna hear the end of the story!!





go listen to some emo. those whiny guys feel your pain. -linemaverick5...
Jul 6 2004 10:26PM
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hopperhoppster
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Is there ever really a happy ending?
Jul 7 2004 12:54PM
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timbojones
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yeah dude 5 months is a long fucking time, you should have been on that the first week. Now shes probably gonna be like 'no, we're to close' and shit like that. Your last chance might be to suddley start talking about how close freinds make the best lovers, and start playing cards then run by her the idea of playing strip poker or someshit. good luck, act fast.
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Jul 7 2004 1:07PM
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skierdudeguy
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you know what? fuck you, you stole my sn... kinda.
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Jul 7 2004 1:11PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
yah, 5 fuckin months?? you should've been doin her after the first month... you are a slow kid.




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Jul 7 2004 1:13PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
it's so true that if you don't give your girl what she wants she'll either cheat on you, or leave you for a guy who will give it to her
Jul 7 2004 1:14PM
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KingShit
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Beat up your friend wont do anything... it will just make you even bigger pussy and an asshole to other girls... and plus this is all your god damn fault so quit bitching.



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Jul 7 2004 1:17PM
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mommy
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youve been chasing her for 5 monthes, bitch you must be tired. dont you stop to catch your breath.

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Jul 7 2004 1:58PM
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pat-rickdaigle
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man you don't have a chance



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Jul 7 2004 2:22PM
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Saltines
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thats him


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Jul 7 2004 2:56PM
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PocketRocketRipper
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^damn! you should tap that

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