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I hate Caulk

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ilovehead
Posts: 586 - Karma: 6
Yea, so i'm volunteering at Habitat for Humanity and they tell me to get the Caulk gun and caulk everything. It sucked. But the jokes that came out of it were hilarious... 'Do you need any caulk done?' 'Who took my caulk!'
Jul 3 2004 9:02PM
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Geoffrey
Posts: 1219 - Karma: 11
i did bitch hahahahahahah


'HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO RELAX WHEN I MAN IS GONNA STICK HIS TWO FINGERS IN MY ASSHOLE'
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Jul 3 2004 9:03PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
if you were in boston it'd be funny.





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Jul 3 2004 9:03PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,035
yea that shit can be messy, and if you get some on you 'its caulk'




I cant spell so get use to it or il spork you to death

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Jul 3 2004 9:21PM
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AlpineTwinZ
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haha thats funny....good kid
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Jul 3 2004 9:38PM
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Class
Posts: 1633 - Karma: 11
this guy i work with took off with my caulk gun, im pissed.



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'I did some righteous work today for the first time in a long time. I unloaded thirty-five thousand pounds of froze chickens, even stole one. It made me feel good to do some work for a change' - Magoo, Hells Angel. July 5th, 1965
Jul 3 2004 9:40PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
'I NEED THE FUCKING CAULK RIGHT NOW! GIVE IT TO ME!!!'



-Strode



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Jul 4 2004 5:19AM
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ilovehead
Posts: 586 - Karma: 6
Hey, today i moved from caulking to roof work.. 'Hey, i don't need any more caulk, but could i get some wood up here'
Jul 4 2004 3:24PM
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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
do u have any black caulk? i hear its bigger


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Jul 4 2004 3:34PM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
mmmm, caulk tastes good.....mmmmmm



'I place him in the category of a ski thief, and invite a thousand hell hounds to feast heartily on his genitals. May he burn in eternal hellfire.'
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Jul 4 2004 3:57PM
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PocketRocketRipper
Posts: 3193 - Karma: 9
what does the caulk taste like?

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Jul 4 2004 4:43PM
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ilovehead
Posts: 586 - Karma: 6
I don't know... i don't really like having pasty white stuff that dries and gets all crusty in my mouth... And yes, there is black caulk, it's not bigger, but it's a hell of a lot more sticky
Jul 4 2004 4:57PM
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Apple
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hahahaha 'its not bigger' that might be the funniest thing i have seen all day.

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Jul 4 2004 5:08PM
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ilovehead
Posts: 586 - Karma: 6
why is that funny... i don't find it funny, you're a strange boy... by the way, need any caulk done?
Jul 4 2004 7:11PM
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