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nunavut.jib
Posts: 59 - Karma: 8
Alright. So this story is a little fucked up. So me and my buddy took a trip down to whistler for the long weekend. we're from ontario, by the way. So we came back from skiing one day and met these three chicks in the hotel hot tub. they were pretty cool and we started to hit it off , you get the story. So that night they asked us if we wanted to get a couple of drinks with them at some bar (forget the name) in the village. We started taking shots and what not, and after the ninth shot it was all kind of a blur from there. I ended up going back to my room with one of the girls we were with, lets say her name was chelsea. So , long story short, me and chelsea did our thing, and she fell asleep in my room. So me and my bud leave from whis the day after. I get home and visit my mom, and she tells me that we have some second cousins that are from Vancouver. Then she tells me their name, and that she goes to UBC and studies kin. And "Chelsea", also goes to UBC and studies kin. Long story short, I am almost 100 percent sure, i banged my second cousin. is that not fucked up or what ?
Mar 4 2011 12:53PM
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poluhasuper
Posts: 599 - Karma: 13
i wouldnt be to worried about it. next question
Mar 4 2011 12:54PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Cool story, ECB.
Mar 4 2011 12:54PM
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Dr._Handsome
Posts: 202 - Karma: 10
your going to hell
Mar 4 2011 12:55PM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
lol
Mar 4 2011 12:56PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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I thought this was gonna be a sex ad lol
Mar 4 2011 1:00PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
She studies kin and is your kin?
Ross and monica made out in highschool and their siblings so you should be fine.
Mar 4 2011 1:04PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51638 - Karma: 162,155
ECB'd your cousin? Don't forget a coathanger
Mar 4 2011 1:10PM
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Chokolite
Posts: 1050 - Karma: 23
This is 100% a repost.
Mar 4 2011 1:11PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
love the Friends reference, i'm lol-ing
Mar 4 2011 1:12PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
she's not pregnant....... just hopefully u never go to a family reunion
Mar 4 2011 1:15PM
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Alex_G
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there are a lot of girls named chelsea.
Mar 4 2011 1:19PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
well seeing as "chelsea" , if i read properly, isnt her real name. what if its Berjiducace then theres probably only one
Mar 4 2011 1:30PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9215 - Karma: 5,398
haha yup.
Mar 4 2011 1:33PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
Indeed
Mar 4 2011 1:35PM
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URSIDAE.
Posts: 39 - Karma: 10
this lolz.
Mar 4 2011 1:40PM
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CKpolicy
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as long as you didnt know and she isnt preggers, i think everything will be ok.
Mar 4 2011 1:40PM
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bullwinkle
Posts: 102 - Karma: 10
its okay, thats what they do in the south
Mar 4 2011 1:43PM
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PON3
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Mar 4 2011 1:50PM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
lol
Mar 4 2011 1:52PM
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Crispy.
Posts: 6109 - Karma: 7,683
EcB!
Mar 4 2011 1:59PM
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nunavut.jib
Posts: 59 - Karma: 8
this is no troll! sorry if its a repost, im not a regular on this site. nommme sayin
Mar 4 2011 2:04PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,321
you ecb'd your 2nd cousin!! +10000000 GNAR POINTS!
Mar 4 2011 2:06PM
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95romeo
Posts: 276 - Karma: -99
SHUT THE FUCK UP !
Mar 4 2011 4:23PM
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95romeo
Posts: 276 - Karma: -99
woops wrong thread
Mar 4 2011 4:24PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,231
insert another ecb joke here
Mar 4 2011 4:25PM
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bromigo
Posts: 630 - Karma: 20

hahaha,lol

but ECB's cousin was adopted.......

Mar 4 2011 4:47PM
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FerrisBueller
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every cousin beware!!!!!!!!
Mar 4 2011 4:50PM
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japanada
Posts: 13784 - Karma: 1,957
Ive heard the 2nd cousins are fair game!
Mar 4 2011 4:51PM
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Deezy
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inb4.... fuck.

Mar 4 2011 5:00PM
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naturday
Posts: 493 - Karma: 238
oh come on really, its your second cuz, this should not even be an issue.
Mar 4 2011 5:02PM
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DGski
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well the family reunion will be quite awkward...
Mar 4 2011 5:09PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
this. second cousins are barely family. tihs shouldnt be a problem as long as she was at least a solid 7 before you were drunk
Mar 4 2011 5:09PM
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Corwack10
Posts: 323 - Karma: 37
MAYBE! You butt dialed your mom mid-sex, so she devised a plane to mess with your mind. When you brought op the girl she crafted this story. She's the best troll ever.
Mar 4 2011 5:16PM
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trettzilla
Posts: 931 - Karma: 29
quality post right there
Mar 4 2011 6:13PM
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trettzilla
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quality post right there
Mar 4 2011 6:16PM
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Sam.Carson
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i wouldnt worry as long as she is hot

Mar 4 2011 6:17PM
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DIX~
Posts: 4695 - Karma: 6,502
Second cousins are so fucking unrelated to you. Fair game.
Mar 4 2011 6:17PM
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Dwight_Schrute
Posts: 579 - Karma: 18
Yeah... he had his phone in his PANTS that he was WEARING during SEX.


Where did everyone find out about ECB's shenanigans? was it in a thread or something from a while back?
Mar 4 2011 6:58PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
With shots? NO way bro. Shots makes anything ok.
Mar 4 2011 7:05PM
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Winston_Smith
Posts: 722 - Karma: 35
No probably not from second cousins the whole idea of inbreeding comes from generation after generation keeping the mutations in the family instead of evolutionizing them out so if your kids don't fuck their cousins you should be fine :D
Mar 4 2011 7:19PM
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peterpants
Posts: 260 - Karma: 637
I thought these ladies were gonna steal ur car or something bad, that story does not involve a problem in it
Mar 4 2011 7:23PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,885
Second cousin? Fair game. I wouldn't, but I'm just trying to make you feel better, NS love.
Mar 4 2011 7:23PM
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tripnip
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boom
Mar 4 2011 7:38PM
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naturday
Posts: 493 - Karma: 238

just do it and enjoy it

Mar 5 2011 2:37AM
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Just_Send_It
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Mar 5 2011 2:47AM
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VT_scratch
Posts: 8784 - Karma: 6,235
does her last name start with an F?
Mar 5 2011 3:49AM
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JacheOReally
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 253
this is your problem, stop counting and black the fuck out, what you can't remember didn't happen
Mar 5 2011 3:52AM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
i see nothing wrong with second cousins...... bigups...
Mar 5 2011 4:53AM
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Mr.LemonPie
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 1,625
wrong thread or wrong account?
Mar 5 2011 6:03AM
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iggs
Posts: 827 - Karma: 39

trollolololol. i doubt your mom just happened to tell you the day you get back that you have cousins you've never heard of and that they live/go to school where you had just visited

Mar 5 2011 8:46AM
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