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passion4this
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So I went on vacation (road trip with the parentals... some vacation huh...) and we stopped at some nowhere gas station in some nowhere town in Montana. I stayed in the car but my mom came back with a beverage that I'd never seen before... 'BAWLS'... It was in a gorgeous bottle of cobalt blue with bumps all over the outside... I look at the bottle and turn it over to see what's in it and I see a WARNING lable: 'WARNING: This product contains high levels of Caffeine.' So I, being the caffeine addict that I am, got really excited... Especialy since we hadn't stopped at an espresso stand the whole trip and I was limited to one botted coffee drink per day... So I was already a fan... I opened the bottle and took a sip. Instant, icy cold pleasure flowed through my lips. I was a bigger fan. It tasted like a shirley temple only made with cream soda instead of sprite. 15 min - half hour later I was on one of the biggest caffeine buzzes of my life! I laughed... a LOT... Everytime anyone said anything, I laughed. Everytime my mom looked back at me, I laughed. Whenever I got myself calmed down a bit, my mom would look back and the eye contact would send me once again into histerics... This kept up for the better part of an hour and left me with laughter tears rolling down my face and a very sore stomach from laughing so hard for so long... BAWLS Guarana is definately some good shit...


Find it and ENJOY!!!





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Jul 3 2004 12:53PM
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bobdole
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that stuff is good


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Jul 3 2004 12:56PM
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SmoKinSkier
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Sounds deleciouls i wonder what the name is for hmm




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Jul 3 2004 12:59PM
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dspin7x
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Why dont you just go smoke some weed if you want to laugh. Its a much better drug than coffee

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Jul 3 2004 1:02PM
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passion4this
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because I am free of illegal drugs... as of now... maybe one day tho...





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Jul 3 2004 1:04PM
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SkiUnit03
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oooh, nexd time a see a bottle (possibly never) ill get some, probably



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Jul 3 2004 1:05PM
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Geoffrey
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becasue i peolple are already broke enough buyin ski shit.....no leftovers for weed

nothiin i like better than some nice wet bawlssss


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Jul 3 2004 1:06PM
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AJ_concepts
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yeah its good stuff
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Jul 3 2004 1:07PM
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SchweitzerSki
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i've looked every freaking plac ein spokane for that because i got it once at a coffee shop and i can't find it anywhere!! definitely the shit


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Jul 3 2004 2:38PM
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1212j5j5
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that shit is for 'lan partys' and video gamers. hehe
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Jul 3 2004 2:58PM
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lineskier10
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ive seen it at 7-11, maybe i should buy 2 for my flight tommorow, so im not all freaked out all day
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Jul 3 2004 3:09PM
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passion4this
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at the bawls website they have locations... go find one near you!!!!!!!!!!





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Jul 3 2004 6:09PM
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asac
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fuck that. i just eat like 2 packs of jolt gum all at once. my stomach gets all cold and i start losing my short term memory. its awesome.





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Jul 3 2004 6:14PM
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nkmo.
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I wonder how many chicks would try to use that bottle. Seriously look at the thing.


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Jul 3 2004 8:23PM
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1212j5j5
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you dont get it. ITS FOR TECHIES. comon.. drink red bull you bitches.
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Jul 3 2004 8:26PM
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passion4this
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who cares who it's for... I'm usually a sleep deprived lunatic and the sleep deprived part is enough to want the caffeine and it tastes good...

and I havn't used the bottle....


...yet





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Jul 3 2004 8:29PM
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rightcoastskier
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i want some

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Jul 3 2004 8:33PM
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NoTeefa
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something tells me that you like bawls even before you found out it was a drink...


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Jul 4 2004 12:08AM
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Deschey
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thats one of my favorites
Jul 4 2004 12:08AM
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lineskier10
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hahaha nice one
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Jul 4 2004 12:09AM
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J.D.
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They sell that shit at sev... I've never had it. Can't be good for you, though (he says, holding his beer)

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Jul 4 2004 12:11AM
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SchweitzerSki
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it tastes a lot better than red bull i think. it's for techies? jesus do you have to put everybody in categories by what they drink or wear or listen to?


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Jul 4 2004 3:16AM
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Public_Enemy0255
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i wish i could find bawls....i went on a man hunt for that drink and still haven't found it ! damn


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Jul 6 2004 10:39PM
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timbojones
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you should start smoking pot if you want to laugh.

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Jul 6 2004 10:46PM
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hucksterjibber15
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weed is soooo so much cheaper than drinking, if you think about it
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Jul 6 2004 10:55PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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well not everyone smokes weed ya see


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Jul 6 2004 11:02PM
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Lord_Piot
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ya im hooked on that shit too


try drinking it with vodka.
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Jul 6 2004 11:11PM
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SchweitzerSki
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dammit i can't find it!! i have been everywhere the website had listed plus many other places and i am just starting to think spokane sucks bawls!!
yay skiing is happy
Jul 7 2004 5:52AM
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KillerMonkey
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how much is a bottle?




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Jul 7 2004 11:34AM
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passion4this
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I believe it's about $1.50 a bottle or you can order a case on the website for about $25 I think...

(and to chris ^way^up^there^ you should know from experience yea?)








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Jul 7 2004 12:07PM
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teresak2
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gotta love montana. they sell that shit all over here.


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Jul 7 2004 3:00PM
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PocketRocketRipper
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what the fuck is a LAN party? all the websites that sell Bawls talk about them, and they seem gay

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Jul 7 2004 3:12PM
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dspin7x
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When computer nerds bring all their computers to a fellow nerds house and all get on the same network and play counterstrike or some other gay game.

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Jul 7 2004 3:23PM
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1212j5j5
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i dont put people in categories, read the fucking website.. they say that right on it for christs sake, it doesnt have any energy value, merely caffeine, therefore it wont help you do sports like red bull can. it'll just keep you awake for those out of control lan parties.
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Me 'hey, theres a lot of clean people in there that i dont recognize.. must be tourists'

Jul 7 2004 3:25PM
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Lateralis
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i wonder if they have it here



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Jul 7 2004 3:27PM
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dspin7x
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Red bull doesnt fuckign help you with sports either, its basically just a caffinated drink.

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Jul 7 2004 3:28PM
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h3ofilms
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red bull/sobe/amp/any energy drink does NOTHING to help u in sports...dont get me wrong, i drink the shit all the time...hell ive had upwards to 10 in one day (East Coast Open...i got two cases of Sobe Adrenelin and as much as i could fit into my backpack from the Events guy...best day ever)

all it is is caffeine/sugar/and a bunch of herbs...i tend to have water if im skiing, then energy drink when im falling asleep driving home
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Jul 7 2004 3:56PM
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SaraJ
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on the subjexct of caffeinated drinks, wired is nasty. They were giving it out for free at a wakeboard competition, and it was the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted. I took an extra, and I think it's still in my fridge for another day.

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Jul 7 2004 4:04PM
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SchweitzerSki
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but it is the best tasting energy drink nad i like it better than red bull because of the taste. does that mean i am a computer nerd now? (excluding ns)
yay skiing is happy
Jul 7 2004 8:02PM
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girlwhodontski
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look...my icon matches this thread topic...
Jul 30 2004 10:07PM
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dspin7x
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Well i gues you can only post in this topic then.

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Jul 30 2004 10:26PM
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girlwhodontski
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who's gonna stop me?
Jul 30 2004 10:33PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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you'd be suprised.

to the kid who started this thread, you sure you werent high at the time?





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Jul 30 2004 10:45PM
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danbrown
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my friend got some when he went to canada and save dhte bottle. i smelled it once but it was too old




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Jul 30 2004 10:47PM
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girlwhodontski
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i had one today. my brother has like 40 saved bottles
Jul 30 2004 10:48PM
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