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I should be the prize for winning Wimbledon

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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Because Sharapova is hot and I want to do her in the bum. I can see the headlines now, '17 year old wins major open at Wimbledon and takes in the bum from Jay.'

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Jul 3 2004 10:35AM
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teembosqet17
Posts: 412 - Karma: 17
make sure she doesnt shit on you like that kids story





teem bousquet
Jul 3 2004 10:48AM
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XSKI712
Posts: 157 - Karma: 10
damn, i was watchin that, i wonder if she screams like that in bed..?



who watches the watchman?
Jul 3 2004 10:50AM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,035
yea man dont rip here spinter out.




I cant spell so get use to it or il spork you to death

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Jul 3 2004 10:50AM
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moe
Posts: 611 - Karma: 14
she would be a deamon in the sac.. she is 6'1' and super flexible..~! imagine the possibilities.


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Jul 3 2004 11:01AM
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linemaverick540
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haha sweet headline jay


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Jul 3 2004 11:03AM
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SmoKinSkier
Posts: 5501 - Karma: 20
HaHa yea good thread i wish i could have thought of it cuz it could happen!




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Jul 3 2004 11:11AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
I'll take serena.

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Jul 3 2004 11:13AM
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XSKI712
Posts: 157 - Karma: 10
its just something about when they put those extra balls up their skirt....



who watches the watchman?
Jul 3 2004 3:54PM
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lj5
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 12
if she was 18 he wouldn't have made the thread.
Jul 3 2004 3:57PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
^ha

i honestly don't think i could handle venus or serena in the sack. that's just too much behemoth woman for me, i'll stick with kournikova



-Strode



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Jul 3 2004 3:58PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Jay, you should be her massage therapist...



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Jul 3 2004 4:45PM
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z_boarder914
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 10
mmmmm, yes, she'd definatly get it in the bum. Many times, hard, fast, everything.
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Jul 3 2004 4:57PM
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AJ_concepts
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she looks a little like Tara Reid in the first picture...mmmmm
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Jul 3 2004 4:58PM
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AlpineTwinZ
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I Love Andy Roddick he's a sexy bitch

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Jul 3 2004 5:03PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,143
There's something about female russian tennis players...

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
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Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
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Always...
Jul 3 2004 5:06PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
damn that massager is married...imagine going home to that girl rubbing you down. i bet she digs chicks too....mmmmm


[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]
I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack
Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack
Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy
Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity
I'm paying a good buck
So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck
When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is
Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
Jul 3 2004 5:07PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,143
By the way, Jay, you can have her, as long as I get Daniela Hantuchova

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jul 3 2004 5:19PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
If she was 18 she wouldn't be any less hot. Rich, hot, European tennis players with lots of money and hot athletic bodies turn me on for some reason. That's just me though.

I figured if I lock her down now, then, even if I signed a prenup, I just nail her for a year or two, and then when I leave her, I still get half her winnings for those two years.

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'It’s a wonder I haven’t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
Jul 3 2004 5:33PM
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FRZGene
Posts: 2319 - Karma: 13
JDmay...Daniela Htu....whatever it is has put on 20 lbs or so in the last year...doesn't look as good anymore.
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Jul 3 2004 5:45PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,143
^Aw... see, I didn't need to know that. I would've been much happier if you hadn't enlightened me. Dammit.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
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Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
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Always...
Jul 3 2004 5:49PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Does that help?

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'It’s a wonder I haven’t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
Jul 3 2004 6:15PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,143
Hey... I thought there was a message... it said... oh... hey, I must've imagined it. Wierd. Nevermind.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jul 3 2004 6:19PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
there are so many hot female tennis players. i know one, and she's the hottest thing on this planet.





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Jul 3 2004 6:21PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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I think at the end of wimbledon Sharapova and Roddick (obviously the winners) should just have sex on the center court. I think a lot of people would enjoy that





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Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY
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Jul 3 2004 6:22PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,143
^Them, especially.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jul 3 2004 6:24PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
Rebel sandwiched between the twins.. yum




thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

f i was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
Jul 3 2004 6:25PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
On the topic of Serina. The price for first runner up should be decapitation. For her and her sister. Those two are ruining the sport of women's tennis. Ugly girls aren't supposed to succeed.

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'It’s a wonder I haven’t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
Jul 3 2004 7:06PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
throw davenport in the insinerator too.





-Lauren


Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY
Fistin' Mad Bitches!

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
Jul 3 2004 7:09PM
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FRZGene
Posts: 2319 - Karma: 13
I think Federer is going to beat Roddick, but who knows.


JDMay...I think I did post a message about that girl, but it disappeared i guess?
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Jul 3 2004 7:27PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
^ I personally will be sure that that NEVER happens again.





-Lauren


Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY
Fistin' Mad Bitches!

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
Jul 3 2004 7:36PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6436 - Karma: 109
shes russian




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(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life

Jul 3 2004 7:52PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
but she also lives in florida.... jay that's not too far of a drive. maybe she'll meet you halfway?





-Lauren


Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY
Fistin' Mad Bitches!

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
Jul 3 2004 7:57PM
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AlpineTwinZ
Posts: 17 - Karma: 10
yesterday was the 1st time i have ever seen that girl play tennis.......andy roddick is hot
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Jul 3 2004 8:01PM
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shibby
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Haha who was it that said ''If you did Serena in the bum and she flexed her muscles your wang would snap off''?
Jul 3 2004 8:11PM
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con_cept
Posts: 1752 - Karma: 10
^I was just thinking about when somebody said that... funny shit!



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Jul 3 2004 9:33PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
hahaha Shibby, nice one




thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

f i was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
Jul 3 2004 9:36PM
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