Share your stories about getting banned from various websites here!

So, today i was locked out of my facebook account. after having a discussion on my roommate's picture with one of his friends, a female decided to chime in, saying "I love Christian, but Ben is a faggot." While I am most certainly not gay, I don't really take things like this all that lightly. Knowing that she attends Alabama, i posted the UrbanDictionary definition of and "Alabama Backsplash" which reads as such, "-Combination/variant of Cleveland Steamer, dump truck, rusty trombone, and Dirty Sanchez only filthier. During the act of intercourse, one parter deposits/sprays a significant amount of fecal matter directly on the head, face, neck, mouth, and possibly genitals of another or others.

Also known as the matter pushed out while working an Alabama Hot Pocket" and proceeded to ask her if that's what she was taught at Alabama. She decided to report me, and i was locked out of my account for an hour or two, not a huge deal but hilarious nonetheless. I actually have yet to meet this girl in person but i believe it's safe to assume i will never get the pleasure of doing do.

here's the link to the picture and conversation...
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=490888117416&set=a.62919807416.59624.767787416

So, Newschoolers, share your stories about getting banned or reported from any website, or even funny shit that you've said. who cares, give me laugh.