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Its 5:25am and i cant sleep
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Yea one thing i hate more then pullin pubes is not being able to sleep. Anyone have any ideas, acorse by the time people acutly read this it will be like 10.
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same shit right now for me too.....just found out my longtime gf just fucked my best friend...pissed offf
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being up sucks
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sleep is so so good, too bad im not more depressed i heard depressed people sleep alot not that has to be the life.
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shoot up some heroin
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take a sleeping pill or something...or you could like, take an alergy pill that makes you drowsy, that way its not addictive
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If it happens alot, it ok to go to the doctor telling him. Sometimes they come up with some good reasons why. A taking a sleeping pill is not a bad thing as long as the doctor says it's ok.
Key is ofcourse getting out of bed in the morning. If you get up at 11 or 12am, it's pretty normal not to be able to fall a sleep before 5am.
Try to force yourself up at like 8 or 9am after having gone to sleep at 5am you'll be sleeping like a baby by midnight :-)
I had the same problem a couple of weeks ago. But now Im 'clean'.
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My knee is like my skiing... Really bad.
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well its 10:19 now so might as well stay up, i got to drive latter so hope i dont fall asleep at the wheel.
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You could try to stay up until 9pm or so now. That'll give you a good nights sleep and you'll be up at 8.
Driving in your state is pretty dangerous though.
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My knee is like my skiing... Really bad.
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yea kinda sucks cuse i like sleeping intill like 11 cuse i do nothing durring the summer but i like to beabelt o fall asleep at like 12
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I agree, if you shoot up some heroin, find a dark corner in your bedroom and listen to some radiohead...you'll fall right asleep.
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yeah, it takes me an hour sometimes 2 to fall asleep. About a week ago, i didn't get to sleep until about 1, and then I woke up at 4am and couldn't sleep. I watched aspen extreme.
just watch a movie.
make love to me toilet-Atlantaski
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I didn't really like that movie. We only rented it because our mountain is the piece of shit in the beginning that they're leaving.
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I slept on the floor last night
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^ your a crazy kid
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it always takes me at east an hour to fal asleep unless I drink or take NyQuil but I don't usually do that so I go to bed around 11 fal asleep between 12 and 2 then during the school year get up at 5:45-6:30 depending on the day and yea... it sucks... during the summer I sleep till 8 or 9... it's nice... I've gotten a ful nights rest for ike 5 or 6 days in a row... man... too much ENERGY!!!!!!! WHOOOO!!!!!!
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i slept reaaally late this morning in order to not go to a party my parents want me to go to
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nyquil, that's all i can say, who caers if it's addictive because once you get back in normal sleeping habits you won't need it anymore
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the other night my friend nick and I didn't get to bed until about 6:30 because we were having a very intense chess game. It ended up being a bishop, a knight and our kings and a single pon.
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^who won?
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I did
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Fistin' Mad Bitches!
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ok well i was watching shity informercals. Its now 8:45 pm i feal kinda tired.
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if you get drunk enough you'll pass out eventually. And thats like sleep
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just think about skiing and you will go right 2 sleep and drift into a very happy dream :) works for me
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yea and if i get drunk evey night to get to sleep i can say bye bye to my liver in 5 years.
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Break your collarbone and ask the doctor for codein (sp?)... hmmm... it's hardly a drug, I think it's just supposed to take the pain away, but it made me fall asleep one minute after I took it and I got the CRAZIEST dreams. Wooohooo.
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wat kinda dreams^
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I had magior surgey like 4 years ago and i was like half asleep half a wake for 3 or so days, i was tired as hell buy yet i coulnt sleep. The tube up my dick dint help much either
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yeah, a capfider (sp) will do that to ya
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One of my friends had brain surgery done this year. (Great subject for jokes by the way). She slept for a week none stop after the operation. Pretty cool... Pretty scary seeing the scar over her head though.
Now she's fine again.
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My knee is like my skiing... Really bad.
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i hate not being able to sleep.................
Listen to Bob Marley.
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i drink a bit of nyquil when i cant get to sleep...that shits the best...when i have a cold it usually takes me like 3 hours to get to sleep but with nyquil it takes like 5 min
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yea i went to sleep like 1:30am last night and work up 12:30 pm. now hofully i can get to bed my like 12 to night.
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