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How to blow $500

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munzer10
Posts: 63 - Karma: 24
just made $500, don't know what to spend it on
Mar 2 2011 11:56PM
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Jahrassicpark
Posts: 2075 - Karma: 38
Ski gear
Mar 2 2011 11:56PM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
Lots of coke
Mar 2 2011 11:57PM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
you could buy me a new microkorg.
Mar 2 2011 11:57PM
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the~muffin~man
Posts: 364 - Karma: 76
asian hookers
Mar 2 2011 11:57PM
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Shark.
Posts: 3158 - Karma: 270
hookers & blow
Mar 2 2011 11:57PM
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.Fish.
Posts: 107 - Karma: 11
hookers and blow
Mar 2 2011 11:57PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37380 - Karma: 119,948
What to blow it on? Blow, obviously.
Mar 2 2011 11:58PM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
i'll give you my paypal, pm me
Mar 2 2011 11:59PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
inb4 snow bear
Mar 3 2011 12:00AM
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bakedpow
Posts: 8770 - Karma: 10,467
Such a clever man.
Mar 3 2011 12:00AM
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Brentizzle
Posts: 1584 - Karma: 1,871
pussy money weed. If i had 500 bucks right now i would buy a landyachtz switch long board, a Canon 50mm f1.8 lens and the rest would be for lap dances at my local french maid. oh how i wish i had 500$ to blow right now.
Mar 3 2011 12:00AM
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mmckechnie
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 29
by giving it to me
Mar 3 2011 12:00AM
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skier_boy26
Posts: 11295 - Karma: 502
make a $500 smoothie, complete with $470 blended up and Hennessey.
Mar 3 2011 12:00AM
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Inbred_Redneck
Posts: 2776 - Karma: 28
Stormtrooper armor
Mar 3 2011 12:00AM
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Sklar
Posts: 8864 - Karma: 31,612
ill invest it for you, i'll pm you my paypal
Mar 3 2011 12:00AM
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rudager
Posts: 11335 - Karma: 4,624
Lots of cake
Mar 3 2011 12:00AM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,549
A party to make Charlie Sheen jealous.
Mar 3 2011 12:02AM
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Dhane
Posts: 3866 - Karma: 1,722
what a bunch of savages! but that shit in the bank man
Mar 3 2011 12:02AM
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LockyK
Posts: 404 - Karma: 16
one good hooker.

or 50 fat ones.

your pick.
Mar 3 2011 12:02AM
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Gnarwall
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 50
camera gear, ski gear, instrument.
Mar 3 2011 12:03AM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
flesh lights, lots and lots of flesh lights.
Mar 3 2011 12:03AM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
you could give it to me and i would be $500 closer to buying myself a convertible.
Mar 3 2011 12:04AM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Invest it in long term CD's and low risk stock options.
Mar 3 2011 12:04AM
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the~muffin~man
Posts: 364 - Karma: 76
more cushin for the pushin
Mar 3 2011 12:05AM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
give me
Mar 3 2011 12:06AM
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Clipper
Posts: 273 - Karma: 13
Sheldon black water pipe
Mar 3 2011 12:11AM
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Brentizzle
Posts: 1584 - Karma: 1,871
yessssss
Mar 3 2011 12:12AM
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skithedirt
Posts: 1759 - Karma: 382
ski gear
lottery tickets?
buy lottery tickets to earn more money to blow it on ski gear... genius!!
Mar 3 2011 12:16AM
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IRockLizzys
Posts: 391 - Karma: 11
A 7 gram rock (which is what the maSHEEN claims to be dominating on a regular basis) is more than $500. It'd still be a hell of a party though!
Mar 3 2011 12:19AM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
hold on to it and wait for the economy to double dip because of god damn oil prices.
Mar 3 2011 12:22AM
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scratchproteen
Posts: 5173 - Karma: 286
one hand of black jack, double or nothing.
Mar 3 2011 12:37AM
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Rockhound
Posts: 3432 - Karma: 851
boats and hoes
Mar 3 2011 12:46AM
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wait.what
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 529
500 bucks won't get you much coke sadly :(
Mar 3 2011 12:48AM
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KrazyistKarl
Posts: 1725 - Karma: 599
no, the switchblade. check it! it looks soooo sick. but the switch is a real nice board too, i ride a switch
Mar 3 2011 12:50AM
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Daoust
Posts: 487 - Karma: 103
buy 250 tall boys
Mar 3 2011 1:13AM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
I just had $719 in car repairs, that was pretty easy money to spend
Mar 3 2011 1:14AM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
One pair of Fritschi Freeride pros and one pair of climbing skins. The other 500 would get me a beacon, shovel, and probe.
Mar 3 2011 1:16AM
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MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,591
coca cola.
Mar 3 2011 1:24AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51629 - Karma: 162,075
meth
Mar 3 2011 1:43AM
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buddychaps
Posts: 1817 - Karma: 583
Heroin
Mar 3 2011 1:44AM
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Jahrassicpark
Posts: 2075 - Karma: 38
Heroin
Mar 3 2011 1:46AM
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Jahrassicpark
Posts: 2075 - Karma: 38
Heroin
Mar 3 2011 1:47AM
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carbon.pulse
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 22
Buy $500 worth of jiberish.

Wait a bit.

Sell to NS for $1000.

Then Buy $1000 worth of jiberish.

Wait a bit.

Sell to NS for $2000.

Then Buy $2000 worth of jiberish.

Wait a bit.

Sell to NS for $4000.

Then Buy $4000 worth of jiberish.

Wait a bit.

Sell to NS for $8000.

Then Buy $8000 worth of jiberish.

Wait a bit.

Sell to NS for $16000.

You get the idea.

Mar 3 2011 1:51AM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
Heroine
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Mar 3 2011 1:51AM
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iggs
Posts: 827 - Karma: 39

buy 500 things at the dollar store

Mar 3 2011 5:09PM
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ImNotARacist
Posts: 5136 - Karma: -1,031
INVEST IN STOCK YOU FUCK! I wish I had $500 to blow, fucking prick.
Mar 3 2011 5:10PM
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cultrara
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 46,850
some one should start with 1 jiberish item then keep an account of selling it and buying more with that money, then reselling, and see how much they can actually make
Mar 3 2011 5:12PM
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Heinzler
Posts: 1931 - Karma: 125
1.obtain $500
2.spend most on weed (a tank of gas too)
3.smoke a little of said weed
4.sell most of weed
5.profit
Mar 3 2011 5:12PM
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Mormor_Olga
Posts: 259 - Karma: 34
You mean like 20 g
Mar 3 2011 5:15PM
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iggs
Posts: 827 - Karma: 39
genyus! do this for sure
Mar 3 2011 5:15PM
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