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Albert Einstein, Theodore Roosevelt, Anderson Cooper, Martin Luther King Jr, Bar Rafaeli, John Denver, and Jerry Garcia
Thomas Bangalter, Shane, Natalie Portman, the Dos Equis guy just to see if he's the most interesting man in the world, Einstein, Will Ferrell, and Francis Marion
but i'm probably too socially awkward to even talk to any of them
how is shane mcconkey not on anyone's list? he'd stand up in the middle of dinner to wrestle with theodore roosevelt, do a couple of backflips, challenge nikola tesla to an arm wrestling match, then he and hunter s. thompson would play keepaway with john coltrane's saxaphone. you CANNOT leave him off the list.
Tyrone Biggums
Charlie Sheen
George Harrison
Stephen King
Now what would happen at the table is Charlie and tyrone would argue over who has the biggest crack rock while stephen king would jot down notes and turn this conversation into ANOTHER book. While that happens george would remain a shadow and quiet like usual. No disrespect towards him, rip.
jerry, bb king, ray charles, clapton, dr julien euell (professor of sociology at my school, marxist, ex black panther, most happy guy ull ever meet, his dad was a killer blues musician too), current president, hendrix
NS members: 1337.(for the lawls), eheath(so he could get it all on film), Milksteak(more lawls), applejuice(to prepare the meal), B-runges(so he can give me stickers), Marsland(he had to be there), beezey(dishes)
i dont know who would be where, really, but i'd want rosie jones at 4, just so i can stare into those big beautiful.......breasts all evening, and i'd probably have einstein, newton, ghandi, and lincoln there just to see how they'd all interact with one another. then the last two slots for say terry fox, for being such a fucking hero, and maybe bob marley, to provide a little bit of relaxation and mellow atmosphere to the mix