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I have a girl genital warts...

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Blurst
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By fingering her, how fucked is that? I have a open wart sore on one of my fingers and I just got a text from a girl saying that she has genital warts and I am the only one she could have got it from.

She is pissed but luckily we are not that good friends so its probably going to be alright.
Mar 1 2011 8:14PM
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Blurst
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FUUUCCCKKK I MEANT GAVE IN THE THREAD TITLE
Mar 1 2011 8:15PM
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HIT
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wow... thats brutal...

ew...
Mar 1 2011 8:15PM
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EC-Skier
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im not sure how to respond to this....
Mar 1 2011 8:16PM
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No_Dub
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pics
Mar 1 2011 8:16PM
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JIBpsy^^
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firsrt page claim and alos did NS know that cold sores are a form of herpes. so whenever you see a cold sore LOL at the person cuz they have a non STD strain of herpes
Mar 1 2011 8:16PM
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ButteredToast.
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Wait...

That's possible?

I thought they were different viruses
Mar 1 2011 8:16PM
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HIT
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they are. this thread is not true.
Mar 1 2011 8:18PM
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Blurst
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I did not think it was possible either but apparently it is because she is really pissed.
Mar 1 2011 8:19PM
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neutralzombie
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i don't think it's the same strain, however, who's to say she didn't get herpes on your hands, ??!?!?!?!

Mar 1 2011 8:19PM
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1337
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its possible
Mar 1 2011 8:20PM
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EC-Skier
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how would you know jaymay?
Mar 1 2011 8:20PM
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yuck
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Oh noes this can't end well...
Mar 1 2011 8:22PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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i didnt know you could get it on your hands?
Mar 1 2011 8:22PM
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_Ryan_
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same!! Click for larger image
Mar 1 2011 8:22PM
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Blurst
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I have just stopped replying to her texts and calls. What shoukd I do next?
Mar 1 2011 8:23PM
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.frenchy
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Bluff?
Mar 1 2011 8:24PM
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Clipper
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well that is just does not seem scientifically possible, congrats on being the first i guess.
Mar 1 2011 8:25PM
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yeahno
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you suck
Mar 1 2011 8:25PM
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E.C.
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you seem to be in a pickle sir

but i miss you.

hi:)
Mar 1 2011 8:25PM
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neutralzombie
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i'm joking. there's two strains of herpes, one is an std, and one is a viral infection, and curable, even though it could come back, but can generally be treated. herpes can also be treated but it apparently goes into your body and attaches to your spinal cord and becomes permanent. regular warts are not necessarily permanent. tell that chick to go see a doctor. they might have to use anti freeze or dry ice whatever to remove them.
Mar 1 2011 8:25PM
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_Ryan_
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go to the doctor, herp ?
Mar 1 2011 8:25PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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if you only fingered her...it couldnt be from you since it cant be passed on that way..? or from what i know.
Mar 1 2011 8:26PM
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LittleFoot
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just text her back with finger/ hand puns. like, I have to hand it to you.. i cant think of any finger puns but im sure theres some
Mar 1 2011 8:27PM
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garygohard
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ohhh shit hahhaha thats nasty

Mar 1 2011 8:27PM
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Lax_Bro40
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PROOF WOMEN ARE WHORES!
Mar 1 2011 8:28PM
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207
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pics of said girl?
Mar 1 2011 8:28PM
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LittleFoot
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nevermind, reply with exactly this:

"I have to hand it to you... oh wait, I already did! LOL"
Mar 1 2011 8:30PM
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HIT
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if its just 1 wart she can get it removed because its just viral. if its more then 1, its an STD.
Mar 1 2011 8:30PM
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yuck
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send her this. use the mail to avoid personal contact with her on any level.

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never used it on my genitals but it worked wonders on my foot.
Mar 1 2011 8:32PM
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Dwarftosser1
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yes thats quite a pickle ol' chap
Mar 1 2011 8:33PM
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neutralzombie
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funniest post you've ever made?
Mar 1 2011 8:33PM
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Bonzalo
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lolque
Mar 1 2011 8:34PM
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neutralzombie
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aw damn i thought it was bleach or something :(
Mar 1 2011 8:34PM
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Peter.
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hahahahaahahahahahahaha should've worn a hand condom
Mar 1 2011 8:35PM
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iSmokeweed
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INTERNET HIGH-FIVE!
Mar 1 2011 8:35PM
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Barentine
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Opening this thread while eating chicken nuggets was a pretty terrible idea...
Mar 1 2011 8:37PM
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yuck
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... a glove?
Mar 1 2011 8:39PM
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Blurst
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ok for proof here are some pics

Pics of convo (I put it in my saved messages so that they would not get deleted because my phone is set to auto delete messags)
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and pics of said wart
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Mar 1 2011 8:40PM
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KMalinich.
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win
Mar 1 2011 8:40PM
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collinder
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gross thread is gross
Mar 1 2011 8:41PM
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daskis
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Ewwwwwww.
Mar 1 2011 8:45PM
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HIT
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EWWWWW thats a nasty wart
Mar 1 2011 8:45PM
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Blurst
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I seriously dont get why some people doubt this. Why would I make up such a stupid story.
Mar 1 2011 8:47PM
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E.C.
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hha quallity
Mar 1 2011 8:48PM
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Tha_Wizard
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you cant get genital warts without having sex so your good.
Mar 1 2011 8:49PM
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.jersey
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go finger more girls and spread the happiness
Mar 1 2011 8:50PM
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Blurst
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So you are saying either I have it on my dick or she got it from another guy?
Mar 1 2011 8:50PM
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Anathema
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can i pop that wart and squeeze the ooze into my mouth?
Mar 1 2011 8:50PM
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Blurst
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ask your dog about the sexual satisfaction that I give.
Mar 1 2011 8:52PM
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Blurst
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hahah sure just come over and we can do it as a team, it will be our first task.
Mar 1 2011 8:52PM
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