Replying to this is a song about a true night i had

my friends wrote it and made a real song of it. it is in the link in my profile

'Prom Night With Josh'

She said pull the car over and I pulled down my pants
And she looked at me with a disappointed glance
It was shriveled and a little to the left
But despite the disposition of my less than swollen member
I proceeded to seduce her but it all seemed to offend her

And I said 'I waa-ma penis! Ooh-waa my penis! My penis!'
And she said 'Josh, I can't understand what you're saying. You're such a faggot.'

So impatience was now building and the air was getting colder
And judging by her facial expressions, so was my little soldier
It was now getting clear that I wasn't getting head
So I said 'your loss' and I cranked my wank instead

And I said 'I waa-maa pee-I waa I gon' mastabate! I gon' masturbate!'
And she said 'Josh, you can jerk off all you want, but you're still a faggot.'

Everybody say AY-O, AY-O
AY-O! AY-O!
Everybody say AY-O, AY-O
AY-O! AY-O!

And I said 'Pwease, uh, my peen eh oh I wuh I wanna get head. It's prom night, c'mon!'
And she said 'OK Josh, I will. But you have to say 'spaghetti' first.'
'Bsketti. GOD DAMMIT!'
WHAT A FAGGOT!

And that's the sad story of Josh



some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'


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