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Lol this wass phenominal

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Mike-O
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okay so tihs just happend to me and my too bros its a bit long-winged story but beer with me, sparks notes in the bottom

ok so me and my bros (best eva) were chillin outside the local 7/11 and we sawed this fine ass bitch(datass face) and were like 'yo lets hit this girl up' and i though that we all had a channce so we flipped a coin (lol actually a penny but we) and first it was my other bros turn to try (also on NS, hungrylove)so my bro was ghonna go for it but then me and my bro tought 'fcu kit man" and we kickede him in the shin lol he wont be skiin notime sooner then the girl was all like 'ey wassap y u kick him in da shins' and we were like 'cos we mad hungry yo and ballin' and she saw my jibberish tal-t and i cpould see she was gettin real wet and shit so we figered why not we gonna eifel tower this bitch so we got in my bros car (lol hungryloves car he was stil lcryin ,pussy bitch) so we drive to my crib and show the bitch wat we do up in this bitch and that was thew b and e show muddu winter she got blasted by the steeze and wanted slide on our sticks real hard like so we got the futon out and she started to you know get down down on me while my bro was totally doing the shocker on the bitch adn she loved then we started to eiffl tower her and did a reel gfoodd high five the only way saga reppin bros can (lol hungrylove was still cryin in the toiler9 so we start hitting the bonk with dankass mad kush just like wiz baby black and yellow blak and yelloew ya heard and then we get mad jeebies and tell to get her the fuc k out and slam the door on that ass lol and now hungrylove comes to hit that rips lungs ful and starts spacing out lol what a pussy still no hardcore and cant even do carve 5 bluntso yeah that was my fucking night reppin ns foeva lol we dint pee in her butt lol faqs naaww jk but imma hit the hay but ill bring more quality storie for yall later on man PEACE



++sparks notes for laz-e fuckers : got sciked doen the akimbo road channel wth out a reason for dog barking flipflop hootenanny and asked for a bananmelon slice whereever the sitting happned

it wass phenominal

/thred
Feb 27 2011 10:01AM
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malonius_funk
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sounds like my friday night
Feb 27 2011 10:04AM
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I_Am_Mod
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first page !
Feb 27 2011 10:10AM
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1337
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sounds like an LCP song
Feb 27 2011 10:14AM
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J-Evs
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lelz
Feb 27 2011 10:15AM
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SeanTom
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Riveting Tale!
Feb 27 2011 10:19AM
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SkiThe603
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You need to get off
Feb 27 2011 10:19AM
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captainEMERICA
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holy shit dude i really hope your spelling and shit is a joke
Feb 27 2011 10:20AM
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no_steeze
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sparknotes = win
Feb 27 2011 10:47AM
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T.Rex
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hangover?
Feb 27 2011 10:57AM
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gus555
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hahaha great sparknotes
Feb 27 2011 11:10AM
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.Roockley.
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amazing thread
Feb 27 2011 11:14AM
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thesheik
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excellent call
Feb 27 2011 11:16AM
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Phil-X-
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dude sounds like my everyday.
Feb 27 2011 11:18AM
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Stickity
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almost took it seriously until i got to the sparknotes
good show
Feb 27 2011 11:30AM
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pinhead_larry
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Um...I cant read this
Feb 27 2011 11:50AM
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Jahrassicpark
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Woah you must be a hood rat
Feb 27 2011 11:52AM
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yuck
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yeah dude, totally
Feb 27 2011 11:59AM
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pelle_munch
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1st page :) i love the sparknotes
Feb 27 2011 12:01PM
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Mike-O
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fo reelz dawg i hear ya gone wit the flow an it amazin when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space wit the tunin fork does a raw blink on harakiri rok ,ineed scissors 61 PEACE
Feb 27 2011 12:08PM
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Raz.
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i threw up trying to read this. literally.
Feb 27 2011 12:09PM
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gyarados
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i bet he doesnt wear a helmet and sags his pants below his ankles
Feb 27 2011 12:10PM
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gyarados
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i bet he doesnt wear a helmet and sags his pants below his ankles
Feb 27 2011 12:10PM
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PetriDish
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wtffff
Feb 27 2011 1:01PM
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Moosen
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Click for larger image
Feb 27 2011 1:30PM
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BMB
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did anyone one else hear the voice of a retard when they read this?
Feb 27 2011 1:44PM
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Rager
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Sounds legitimate.
Feb 27 2011 4:47PM
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Hansel.
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Best story ever.
Feb 27 2011 4:49PM
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Jaimee.
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I read that in the voice of this guy:



pitted man.
Feb 27 2011 4:52PM
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No_Dub
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rofl
Feb 27 2011 5:19PM
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-Dan
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this was well done. Mike-O killin it recently
Feb 28 2011 12:00AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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yuupp
Feb 28 2011 12:02AM
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Yinzer
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Jabroni's mom would not approve
Feb 28 2011 12:53AM
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encludemeout
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i love nsg
Feb 28 2011 12:56AM
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Steve-Brown
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sounds awesome

this thread is nothing without pics


Feb 28 2011 1:04AM
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PeterWojnar
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I swear this sounds exactly like a story my friend and I wrote to spite and incite facepalm in our former english teacher between seventh and eighth grade. Seriously, take a look:

"Climatically, Carl went to Ham berger restront! He was sure he paked his pre and his intrepid. So he ate a few bergers and sum ketchup (dat some mangy mut had licked). So n e ways he lyke “Marry Kristmas and da happie Knew Yeeeer!” SO THEN KERMIT THE FROG WAS LIKE TODAYS SHOW WAS BROUGHT BY THE LETER H!” but then Carl was lyke I am not done tommarow so come again earlier! [....] *sorry I just choked on my Orange Crème Kit Kat*"

This was part of a seven-page collection of incoherent ramblings ending with a gift shop. I swear we were sober.
Feb 28 2011 1:16AM
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The.Ginger
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sparknotes confused me too much so i read the whole story.... SO MUCH WINNNNN
Feb 28 2011 1:21AM
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B-runge
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buyahahahahahaha
Feb 28 2011 2:04AM
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Dan.P
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haha best sparknotes
Feb 28 2011 2:13AM
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Peter.
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your friday night? you went to temple seth
Feb 28 2011 2:18AM
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Mike-O
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Sounds legit.
Feb 28 2011 4:04AM
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canterbury
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fucking garbage thread
Feb 28 2011 4:06AM
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Mike-O
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No u
Feb 28 2011 4:07AM
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PetriDish
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Well that is quite something.
Mar 10 2011 3:35PM
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Mike-O
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Eiffel towerin'.
May 5 2011 11:11AM
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Tonic
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Mike-O I love you and everything you post.
May 5 2011 11:17AM
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skithesprings
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he's from finland, you have to read it in this guys voice...


May 5 2011 11:18AM
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Mike-O
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More like this:

May 5 2011 11:20AM
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Gnams
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lol can i get a translation?
May 5 2011 11:22AM
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soulskier
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whats going on up here
May 5 2011 11:22AM
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Ski_the_east01
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i dont think ive ever seen a bad thread from you
May 5 2011 11:22AM
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