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My mom has a NS account...

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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118
So, I went over to my friends house and when i got home my ma was all pissed. I found out that i left NS up and she went on and saw a bunch of what she said was "offensive" and "terrible, racist, degrading conversations".

Eh, she was all pissed and all but whatever. Then I find out that she talked to a bunch of my friends moms (also NS'ers) and told them about the site and one friends parents got someone to "permaban" NS from their internet.

THEN, later i get on my computer and find someone else mysteriously logged in (Luvskitrix or something). I go into NSG and see that this account has posted all sorts of stupid shit, hating on "bad activities" and stuff. Clearly this is my mom.

My other friend said his mom told him she is going to make an account as well.

So NS, my mom has an account. Sweet ...
Feb 27 2011 2:01AM
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MichSteeze
Posts: 536 - Karma: 12
lol.
Feb 27 2011 12:33PM
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b_sonntag
Posts: 190 - Karma: 628
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/members/profile/member_id/163411/

this link should work
Feb 27 2011 12:35PM
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klayer_9
Posts: 2037 - Karma: 188
are you 12 years old or 13?
Feb 27 2011 12:36PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
What I was wondering.
Feb 27 2011 12:39PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,231
wat
Feb 27 2011 12:47PM
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1337
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wat
Feb 27 2011 12:47PM
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StreetsOfRage
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those are all comments on his "mom's" account
Feb 27 2011 12:50PM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
"Hi Jabroni's mom, get the fuck off NS. We don't want you here any more than your neighbors want you in the neighborhood, if you're as much of an asshat there as you are here. Also, my penis is WAAAY bigger than your son's. Food for thought."

Feb 27 2011 12:51PM
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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118
na man 18
Feb 27 2011 12:51PM
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amo
Posts: 6709 - Karma: 1,248
bahahaha she's gonna regret getting that account
Feb 27 2011 12:54PM
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StreetsOfRage
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 4
why hasn't she commented? she obviously doesn't know how to work NS, because this has been on the top NSG page for like a day.
Feb 27 2011 12:57PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
bahahahaha oh my god i honestly considered sig'ing this
Feb 27 2011 12:58PM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
If you're 18, why the fuck is your mom riding your ass like this? Seriously you need to man the fuck up and tell her to mind her own business. I wonder how she'll deal with you going to college next year... (I'm assuming you aren't already in college for obvious reasons...)
Feb 27 2011 1:11PM
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207
Posts: 8969 - Karma: 3,846
this is full of epicness
Feb 27 2011 1:16PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
If that really is his mom (assuming he didn't create an alias as a joke): good job representing this community ass immature buttwads and proving her right. Harvey would be proud.
Feb 27 2011 1:16PM
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PeterWojnar
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Doing what we do best MA'AM!
Feb 27 2011 1:20PM
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eatdatshrimp
Posts: 150 - Karma: -6
are you even hot? pics or your word means nothing
Feb 27 2011 1:21PM
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snowdon
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 391
You're 18 and your mommy is concerned about what you're looking at on the internet, seriously?
Feb 27 2011 1:24PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
No, I'm disgustingly ugly.
Feb 27 2011 1:25PM
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iLLbiLLy
Posts: 2865 - Karma: 2,631
honestly what did you expect from ns?... this site isn't exactly full of scholars and gentlemen.
Feb 27 2011 1:25PM
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PotFarmer
Posts: 104 - Karma: 10
I'd hit it.
Feb 27 2011 1:27PM
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SARTRON
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 87
my dad has an account, granted hes probably way cooler then your mom.
Feb 27 2011 1:31PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
yep.


and this thread is hilarious.
Feb 27 2011 1:36PM
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soulskier
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Dear Mrs. Jabroni's Mom,
This web site may look like a horrible place for your son to visit, and I can't deny that. On the flip side, if he was not wasting his time on here, he would probably outside trying crystal meth like he mentioned he tried last summer when you hesitantly let him go on that camping trip unsupervised with his friends
sorry for the run on
Feb 27 2011 1:46PM
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soulskier
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Sincerely,
Jim
Feb 27 2011 1:46PM
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cwillygood
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haha when she see's this
Feb 27 2011 1:48PM
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no_steeze
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your mom is so gay that she should probably consider becoming an open lesbian
Feb 27 2011 2:02PM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease
Feb 27 2011 2:18PM
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eatdatshrimp
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ew you smell like shit....im on my phone
Feb 27 2011 2:24PM
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Dwarftosser1
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hopefully your mom sees this thread
Feb 27 2011 2:34PM
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Ducky.
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My dad has a NS account. Pretty cool, actually.
Feb 27 2011 2:37PM
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Dwarftosser1
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Feb 27 2011 2:38PM
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ButteredToast.
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You called us immature.

Then you called us buttwads.

Case closed.
Feb 27 2011 2:42PM
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MatRich
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this is nice, your mom sounds so swell!
Feb 27 2011 2:44PM
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CrunkNugget
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Lol threads
Feb 27 2011 2:54PM
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PeterWojnar
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Not even with my ten-foot dick.
Feb 27 2011 2:55PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
she better comment on this thread. I want to talk to hisk so called, "Mom".
Feb 27 2011 2:59PM
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Mr.Luke
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she better comment on this thread. I want to talk to hisk so called, "Mom".
Feb 27 2011 2:59PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
hahahahahahahahahahaha your 12
Feb 27 2011 3:05PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
pretty sure my dad lurks NS.....
Feb 27 2011 3:08PM
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yeahno
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you're*
Feb 27 2011 3:12PM
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.Asain-Skiier
Posts: 3708 - Karma: 977
Seeing as OP is 12, that explains why his mo would call his friends.
Feb 27 2011 3:27PM
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AbeFroman
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gonna go ahead and make this a 3 pager
Feb 27 2011 4:21PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
hahahahhahahha!!

HI MAWM!!
Feb 27 2011 5:02PM
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TPalms
Posts: 859 - Karma: 252
Threads. This is so golden
Feb 27 2011 5:10PM
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TheHamburglar
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,314
Selena gomez's mom is on ns? Freakin sweet
Feb 27 2011 5:12PM
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ReignMan
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Well here is what i did.


You have logged into an account that has been identified as a spam, troll, virus conjuring, or useless member. Please respond to member "ElGato" if you believe this to be wrong or are upset with the site in anyway, and he will guide you to a better online experience. Have a great day.

i sent her that. i chose ElGato to be the one to make fun of her.
Feb 27 2011 5:23PM
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ReignMan
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haha alright man im excited to hear what happens.
Feb 27 2011 5:28PM
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.seb.
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if my mom had a ns account she would know the bad side of me
Feb 27 2011 5:29PM
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