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NEWSCHOOLERS CONSPIRACY

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Mike-O
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Mr. Wallisch, years ago, you served my bro in the Amplid Wars and we were stoked; now he begs you to help him in his struggle against Scott. I regret that I am unable to present my bro's request to you in person; but my Full Tilts have fallen under attack and I'm afraid my mission to bring you to The Backcountry has failed and I'm not too stoked.

I've placed information vital to the survival of the rebellion into the memory systems of this ever-so-faulty Skullcandy unit. My bro will know how to retrieve it. You must see this headset safely delivered to him in The Backcountry. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Tom Wallisch; you're my only stoke.

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Feb 26 2011 6:22PM
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Feb 26 2011 9:03PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Feb 26 2011 9:05PM
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LAME.
Posts: 5795 - Karma: 2,449
This thread is HORSESHIT!
Feb 26 2011 9:10PM
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LAME.
Posts: 5795 - Karma: 2,449
This thread is HORSESHIT!
Feb 26 2011 9:10PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
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None of them are on at the same time. Those names are some of the biggest on NS. Now why would none of them be on except for one at a time.
Feb 26 2011 9:15PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
so you're implying that doug is trolling his own site
Feb 26 2011 9:23PM
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amo
Posts: 6709 - Karma: 1,248
General Kenobi: Years ago, you served my father in the Clone Wars; now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Empire. I regret that I am unable to present my father's request to you in person; but my ship has fallen under attack and I'm afraid my mission to bring you to Alderaan has failed. I've placed information vital to the survival of the rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit. My father will know how to retrieve it. You must see this droid safely delivered to him on Alderaan. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.
Feb 26 2011 9:44PM
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JStrathern
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Feb 26 2011 9:56PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
Yes, I think, I'm still a bit foggy on the details, but I'm working up a diagram from the archives of NS so I should be ready for the presentation by about 2:49:38 A.M. EST
Feb 26 2011 9:57PM
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Oiseau
Posts: 38 - Karma: 10




How to obtain this information:

1. log out of ns

2. Type thugaim in login box

3. type some random password

4. hit enter

5. ??????????






p.s. is this old information? do u kids already know about this? or am i just slow...?

Feb 26 2011 10:03PM
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oreopancake.
Posts: 2596 - Karma: 21
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I read it in her voice too. Good work.
Feb 26 2011 10:04PM
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trettzilla
Posts: 931 - Karma: 29
epic thread is epic?
Feb 26 2011 10:08PM
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POWDER.RANGER
Posts: 1698 - Karma: -24
i know its star wars but i still dont get it...
Feb 26 2011 10:11PM
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eldridge
Posts: 2272 - Karma: 47
i fucking love you
Feb 26 2011 10:14PM
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skithedirt
Posts: 1759 - Karma: 382
on a scale of 1-10 how high are you?
Feb 26 2011 10:36PM
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MangoSteeze
Posts: 793 - Karma: 48
11 after reading this thread
Feb 26 2011 10:59PM
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Dwarftosser1
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Feb 26 2011 11:23PM
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JacheOReally
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 253
Mike-O posts = Amazing
Feb 26 2011 11:46PM
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.jesus.
Posts: 2288 - Karma: 22
fuck the shut up>
Feb 27 2011 12:42AM
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steep
Posts: 6063 - Karma: 298
epic lawl, but I don't get the picture
Feb 27 2011 12:53AM
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Nuketeacup
Posts: 54 - Karma: 11
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Feb 27 2011 6:28AM
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Dudesinpools
Posts: 745 - Karma: 15
there is something everyone is missing, what is it?
Feb 27 2011 8:02AM
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geet
Posts: 2436 - Karma: 6
intelligence
Feb 27 2011 10:18AM
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S.C
Posts: 3068 - Karma: 2,285
...
Feb 27 2011 10:45AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
hahahaha
Feb 27 2011 1:38PM
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cwillygood
Posts: 6831 - Karma: 1,829
haha
Feb 27 2011 2:02PM
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ReignMan
Posts: 1852 - Karma: 226
zooommmmggg
Feb 27 2011 2:07PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
lol wut?
Feb 27 2011 2:11PM
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Mr.DarthVader
Posts: 1322 - Karma: 556
omg i get it your about to die so you need tammy to save you with his delicious pretzles and super steezy afterbang
Feb 27 2011 4:16PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
wat
Feb 27 2011 4:44PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
hahahhahahahahahahaha
Feb 27 2011 4:44PM
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switchington
Posts: 277 - Karma: 14
Threads because i'm confuzzled.
Feb 27 2011 4:47PM
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chill_davis
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Feb 27 2011 4:49PM
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inb4butthurt
Posts: 191 - Karma: 19
I think that meth_time is the owner of NS, and that he's just warning people "Don't troll or else you will get banned"
Feb 27 2011 4:51PM
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inb4butthurt
Posts: 191 - Karma: 19
Oh, you did?
Feb 27 2011 10:10PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,323

what. the. fuck.

you=internet GOD?!!

Feb 27 2011 10:13PM
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POWDER.RANGER
Posts: 1698 - Karma: -24
leading by example
Mar 5 2011 3:21PM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
da fuck is going on
Mar 5 2011 3:26PM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,343
my life has no meaning anymore.
Mar 5 2011 3:27PM
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Butt=Tight
Posts: 315 - Karma: 5
Evan has it.







Mar 5 2011 3:28PM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,343
is newschoolers a newschooler within a newschoolers?
Mar 5 2011 3:31PM
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Deluge
Posts: 4401 - Karma: 805
lolz
Mar 5 2011 3:39PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
thats photoshopped
Mar 5 2011 3:56PM
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poluhasuper
Posts: 599 - Karma: 13
Further information is needed
Mar 5 2011 4:02PM
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gregorio
Posts: 2372 - Karma: 151
i love you
Mar 5 2011 4:58PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
It's mutual.
Mar 10 2011 9:22AM
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CrunkNugget
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 16
Goujbuftnswxvioopkfdtakdrwqvjl???????!?!???
Mar 10 2011 11:09AM
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JStrathern
Posts: 8747 - Karma: 1,536
Nooooo a pear definitely was at Windells hitting up the Level 1 jump I remember it
Mar 10 2011 3:42PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5900 - Karma: 3,642
THERE'S A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX!!!!!
Mar 10 2011 4:46PM
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