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Unexpectad Boners

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Bangs.
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 14
Damn they suck especially when one gets called to the board in 7th bell...

to tuck or not to tuck?
Feb 25 2011 1:03PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
flaunt what ya got
Feb 25 2011 1:04PM
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Bangs.
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 14
Damn str8
Feb 25 2011 1:05PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
it's kinda creepy that in the Pig Slaughter thread you said, "anyone else horny?"

and then made this thread....



oh lawd
Feb 25 2011 1:05PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
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Feb 25 2011 1:06PM
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TechnoPotamus
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that gun better not be for me chief

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Feb 25 2011 1:08PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
uh.no sir....
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Feb 25 2011 1:10PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
ok we can be friendzz den

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do you wanna be the black guy or shall i? if so, i declare my name to be Rashad
Feb 25 2011 1:13PM
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thisisastickup
Posts: 597 - Karma: -24

yeah, this happened to me all the time.......

when I was fucking twelve.

Feb 25 2011 1:15PM
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amo
Posts: 6709 - Karma: 1,248
NARB

no apparent reason boner
Feb 25 2011 1:15PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
WOO-HOO!
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Feb 25 2011 1:15PM
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Bangs.
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 14
SUCCESSFUL THREAD IS SUCCESSFUL?
Feb 25 2011 1:25PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
did you tuck it? it's pretty bold to just walk down the halls full mast...lookin at the girls like hey baby i see you seein me seein you


yo baby, wanna flog my dolphin

hey girl, wanna polish my pole

hey cutie wanna blow my foghorn.


i quit.
Feb 25 2011 1:27PM
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Bangs.
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 14
Hey sexy want to touch my erect penis?
Feb 25 2011 1:28PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Feb 25 2011 1:30PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
im all about the 12 'o clock flip.
Feb 25 2011 1:35PM
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qbehr
Posts: 1044 - Karma: 686
FIESTA
Feb 25 2011 1:36PM
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-ROY-
Posts: 3633 - Karma: 1,503
this thread
Feb 25 2011 1:42PM
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Joe_Brogan
Posts: 360 - Karma: 11

roner - random boner; pronounced row-ner

Feb 25 2011 1:51PM
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MikeTK
Posts: 549 - Karma: 126

NRB

no reason boners

good excuse for a bathroom break ;)

Feb 25 2011 2:10PM
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TheJudge
Posts: 81 - Karma: 10
BFNAR

bonder for no apparent reason

pronounced biff-nar

just go with it



Feb 25 2011 2:13PM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
lol i hate them
Feb 25 2011 2:17PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061

equivalent to REN?

(random erect nipples)

Feb 25 2011 2:37PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
i got a pretty good view of some chicks nips before i had to get changed for PE...
Feb 25 2011 2:40PM
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Abc567def
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I like going camping, much more fun though if you ask a her to help you pitch a tent


Feb 25 2011 3:07PM
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Bi-ShredinalGuy
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 321
dude one time i got a boner so bg it broke through my zipper..
Feb 25 2011 3:11PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
i bet you did small fry

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Feb 25 2011 3:15PM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
tuck
Feb 25 2011 3:21PM
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Whale
Posts: 226 - Karma: 16
They are so easy to get rid of though. I just think of the time when I used to take a bath with my brother

Feb 25 2011 3:33PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
Where do you find these?
Feb 25 2011 3:36PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
photobucket.com my brotha
Feb 25 2011 3:40PM
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tall_t
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 15

who gets a boner while skiing and nsing?

Feb 25 2011 3:47PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
i posted that picture to make fun of somebody's post above you. scroll up and pay attention.

internetz r srs business
Feb 25 2011 3:50PM
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356
Hahah once I was playing Scrabble with a bunch of people and the guy next to me got a boner. It was awk because we were sitting at a picnic table, so the benches were far from the table and he kept crossing his legs... haha.
Feb 25 2011 3:52PM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
there are plenty of threads that stimulate one's genitals
Feb 25 2011 3:52PM
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Janky
Posts: 1323 - Karma: -100
that was unexpected...
Feb 25 2011 4:33PM
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MikeTK
Posts: 549 - Karma: 126
pics or it didnt happen ;) SIKE!
Feb 28 2011 9:51PM
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POHTAYDO
Posts: 358 - Karma: 91
no tuck for me. i let it rage.
Feb 28 2011 10:25PM
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SONlC
Posts: 331 - Karma: 10
I shall now call them that.
Feb 28 2011 10:27PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
Don't lie...

you love them.
Feb 28 2011 10:27PM
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Sklar
Posts: 8864 - Karma: 31,612
aka the rambo
Feb 28 2011 10:30PM
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