Replying to almost got fucked

so as many people know.. money can be hard to come by... some kids sell there ritlen some sell weed.. well i was not that ghetto when it came to my illect funds program. i got the idea from my dad.. make booze... not any speacel type of booze.. moon shine.. 180 proof.. white lighting... so i got all the things i needed my mash my fermenting bucket. and my still set up. so i let my mash get mighty stinky and warm,,, so i chose a day when my rents wernt home to make some good oll shine.... so i got to work and it was comming out good... so i had about 6 32 ounce bottles on my counter and im working on teh still makign sure it does not blow up.. i hear this... jim... ... u making,,, seztler water.. it was no other then my old man... i was,, FUCK>>>>>>>>>> he was,, well jim,,, good job on the still.. but dont let your mother find out.... and make sure you dont sell it.... give it away,,, i was standign there trying not to shit my pants.. and then he left... needless to say... i was shookgin so i stopped operations for the day, and the shine.. well,,, i took it to a party... and half of the peopel did not know what there were gettin into. and two girls had to get the stomachs pumped.. sooo it was good.. and teh moral of teh story is.. DONT EVER TELL YOUR MOTHER> EVER!!1


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