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hoodratz47
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so as many people know.. money can be hard to come by... some kids sell there ritlen some sell weed.. well i was not that ghetto when it came to my illect funds program. i got the idea from my dad.. make booze... not any speacel type of booze.. moon shine.. 180 proof.. white lighting... so i got all the things i needed my mash my fermenting bucket. and my still set up. so i let my mash get mighty stinky and warm,,, so i chose a day when my rents wernt home to make some good oll shine.... so i got to work and it was comming out good... so i had about 6 32 ounce bottles on my counter and im working on teh still makign sure it does not blow up.. i hear this... jim... ... u making,,, seztler water.. it was no other then my old man... i was,, FUCK>>>>>>>>>> he was,, well jim,,, good job on the still.. but dont let your mother find out.... and make sure you dont sell it.... give it away,,, i was standign there trying not to shit my pants.. and then he left... needless to say... i was shookgin so i stopped operations for the day, and the shine.. well,,, i took it to a party... and half of the peopel did not know what there were gettin into. and two girls had to get the stomachs pumped.. sooo it was good.. and teh moral of teh story is.. DONT EVER TELL YOUR MOTHER> EVER!!1


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Jun 30 2004 10:43PM
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lineskier10
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damn thats sick, if my dad caught me doin somethin like that he would beat my ass, good thing u have a chill dad
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Bob_Loblaw
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you know, if they told the cops that they got it from you, you wouldve been majorly fucked.
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Jun 30 2004 10:49PM
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linemaverick540
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way to fuck up 2 people. ass smack


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Jun 30 2004 10:50PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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^they were probably stupid bitches anyway.

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Jun 30 2004 10:52PM
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hoodratz47
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i told them.. this aint vodka,... and they were burly guys..and were. o shure shure...... we can handle it.... then tehy got fucked..


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Jun 30 2004 10:54PM
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vtpublicenemy3
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sucks for those two bitches huh
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Jun 30 2004 10:59PM
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linemaverick540
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my parents made beer once with my friends parents. we thought it rules because we could stay uip late(10:30) playing super nintendo... those were the days


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SeanB
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dude you know if you fuck up making moonshine you can go blind right?


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Jun 30 2004 11:32PM
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hoodratz47
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yeah
i know. thats why i keep it at 180 proof.... some kid wanted strait 200.. and i would not sell it.. casue he probably would have died. but .. yeah... u gots to be careful


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Jun 30 2004 11:37PM
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r_witt
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your parents are lucky
if it wouldve gotten around that the shine came from you, and your parents knew, they wouldve been screwed

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Jun 30 2004 11:38PM
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freezed
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jim's dad is chill, he stole jim's 4frnt hat and wears it all around. he skis 186 scratch bcs too.


ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed
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Jul 1 2004 12:49AM
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@k
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sucks for those girls






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Jul 1 2004 12:53AM
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sucks for those girls






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Jul 1 2004 1:08AM
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sucks for those girls






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sporegasm
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Good job on putting these 2 girls in danger, that was very smart thing to do. Giving people something they dont know what it is, asshole.
Jul 1 2004 8:09AM
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Apple
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so are you still selling the stuff, even after your dad told you not to?

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Jul 1 2004 9:02AM
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hoodratz47
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No'////////// i have like one bottle left.. and its mine.. i need to make up some more mash......


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Jul 1 2004 9:52AM
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LittleDevil720
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if my dad caught, hed flip.
Jul 1 2004 9:54AM
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hoodratz47
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the reason my dad was sorta chill. is casue he made rum all throuh collage.... and the kids were fine. it was not totaly my fault. they also were dooing kegstands.... but no.. i will not have any for sale.....


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Jul 1 2004 9:55AM
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KingShit
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Oh fuck it hoodratz just kill someone next time.



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Jul 1 2004 9:59AM
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h3ofilms
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if my old man caught me making moonshine, he would have taken it all and probably drank it for himself, then asked me to make more, haha

good job on the homemade liquor though
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Jul 1 2004 10:52AM
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DAMICO
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good idea...makes me wonder...........


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a bit off topic, but why do you have a cubs icon hoodratz?

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Jul 1 2004 11:26AM
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KillerMonkey
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My dad would've flipped. (literally and figuratively)




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Jul 1 2004 2:14PM
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hoodratz47
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casue i was born in the windy city..... i got to repersent... ill change it back to carl the robot when the winter rolls around


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Jul 1 2004 3:51PM
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2004-07-01 08:09:25
Good job on putting these 2 girls in danger, that was very smart thing to do. Giving people something they dont know what it is, asshole.


^what a fucking idiot. He told them that it wasnt vodka its the dumb bitches fault not his dickwad.

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Jul 1 2004 4:25PM
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^ Most of the things Sporegasm says are impulsive, and he does not take the time to finish reading the actually thread.
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Jul 1 2004 4:48PM
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eton
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no suprise they got fucked, so many girls cant even take a couple coolers, let alone vodka or moonshine, anyways thats why parents are always saying know what your getting into, and to not accept drinks at a party unless you know what went into them
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Jul 1 2004 5:05PM
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hoodratz47
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but i made liek 150 bucks off of my first batch...


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