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No Clothes Party

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Mr.Crunklefruit
Posts: 30 - Karma: 8
So tomorrow night Im going to a party were no one is allowed to wear any clothes. Its not like a bunch of naked people but you can't wear any "traditional" clothes items.

I need some good witty ideas. I'm a college student so think of things that I can get in less then 1 day

+K for good answers
Feb 24 2011 6:26PM
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Sklar
Posts: 8864 - Karma: 31,612
dick in a box
Feb 24 2011 6:27PM
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bistroburrito
Posts: 417 - Karma: 11
toga
Feb 24 2011 6:27PM
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justinp4400
Posts: 1068 - Karma: 1,039
wear nothing
Feb 24 2011 6:28PM
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smooticus
Posts: 1798 - Karma: 27
paper mache.
Feb 24 2011 6:28PM
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qbehr
Posts: 1044 - Karma: 686
chip-n-dales
Feb 24 2011 6:29PM
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Lolocaust.
Posts: 1716 - Karma: 512
Get a box paint it black. Cut out two Leg Holes and write censored across it. Some kid in my town did this for Halloween and got a bunch of props..
Feb 24 2011 6:29PM
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jester8589
Posts: 346 - Karma: 15
wear a big box wrapped in wrapping paper with a bow. then have a note on it that says FROM: GOD TO: WOMEN.
Feb 24 2011 6:30PM
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Jennings
Posts: 2190 - Karma: 90
Just the weener

http://www.buycostumes.com/Hot-Dog-Child-Costume/32484/ProductDetail.aspx
Feb 24 2011 6:31PM
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mer-man
Posts: 1079 - Karma: 10
I would go for a garbage bag, its cheap, waterproof, durable + comes of easy ;)
Feb 24 2011 6:32PM
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HermioneGranger
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 101
Bingo!
Feb 24 2011 6:33PM
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.jersey
Posts: 1925 - Karma: 9
dress up as one of those indian snake charmers, acquire a box and wear around your waste and leave the top open, get turban and that annoying indian instrument. Get a hot girl to come over to you and start playing the instrument meanwhile your getting a boner and its rising out of the box just like a snake would.
Feb 24 2011 6:33PM
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WidespreadMedia.
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but cut out the mouth and the dick, trust me im a Dr.

Feb 24 2011 6:35PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 179
lol


if all fails just go in briefs/ bannana hammock/ anything that draws attention to and completely oulines your junk
Feb 24 2011 6:38PM
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MADmex
Posts: 803 - Karma: 101
ahahaha i was thinking that too
Feb 24 2011 6:40PM
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MADmex
Posts: 803 - Karma: 101
ahahaha i was thinking that too
Feb 24 2011 6:40PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
wear a jockstrap, shoulder pads and a helmet
Feb 24 2011 6:42PM
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Bonzalo
Posts: 2593 - Karma: 1,812
Easy

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Feb 24 2011 6:45PM
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alexg1687
Posts: 1505 - Karma: 1,581
wear a box from a beer slab
Feb 24 2011 7:06PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
wrong time of year, but a leaf bag, cut three holes in it and wear it as dress. or make a garment out of old chip bags/
Feb 24 2011 7:12PM
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MADmex
Posts: 803 - Karma: 101
ya that doesnt look that bad actually. ive seen it before
Feb 24 2011 7:14PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
its called and Anything But Clothes, party, aka ABC

wear the largest beer box you own.
Feb 24 2011 7:20PM
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YoungJeezy
Posts: 252 - Karma: 13
wear lots of clothes hehehehe
Feb 24 2011 7:38PM
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jibjunkie
Posts: 3807 - Karma: 191
caution tape
duct tape
twister game sheet
life preserver
beer boxes
bubble wrap
Feb 24 2011 8:06PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,603
Last year one of my buddies cut a hole in the bottom of his hamper, filled it will ball pit balls (not sure where he got them) and wore it. It was a awesome. Someone else I know wore a sock. It was awful. I fashioned a drawstring bag into overalls.
Feb 24 2011 8:18PM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
<3 ?
i think im in love...

Feb 24 2011 8:18PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,603
If those are MTG cards that's fucking awesome.
Feb 24 2011 8:19PM
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11..11
Posts: 192 - Karma: 11
different color duct tape around a normal clothes, enought to make it lok like your wearing all duct tape
Feb 24 2011 8:32PM
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356
1. duct tape
2. a sheet (toga)
Feb 24 2011 8:38PM
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katie.
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LOL for a guy this would be gold. i dunno how well it would work

Feb 24 2011 8:51PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
its called an ABC party
anything but clothes
Feb 24 2011 8:57PM
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gnarshrelpt
Posts: 572 - Karma: 15
put your wiener on a hot dog bun with condiments. ladies will go for that, especially the plus sized ones
Feb 24 2011 9:08PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
caution tape
if you have a craft store near by, go by some fake leaves and make a leaf toga

or just wear an actual toga
Feb 24 2011 9:11PM
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miemiec
Posts: 400 - Karma: 55
HAHAHAHA touche
Feb 24 2011 9:16PM
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Utard
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 305
Post-It-Notes
Feb 24 2011 10:08PM
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Olde_English
Posts: 445 - Karma: 117
a single post it note
Feb 24 2011 10:21PM
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naturday
Posts: 493 - Karma: 238
use beer case boxs to make a snazzy suit. always a crowd pleaser
Feb 24 2011 10:29PM
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notadoctor
Posts: 408 - Karma: 661
why not just wear a diaper?
and you don't have to worry about passing out and pissing yourself.
Feb 24 2011 10:47PM
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Emma_Watson
Posts: 4491 - Karma: 6,797
bodypaint
Feb 24 2011 10:52PM
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JStrathern
Posts: 8747 - Karma: 1,536
hahahahaha
Feb 24 2011 10:54PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
most peoples dicks arent small enough to hide behind one post it note, but you basically just admitted that yours is.

pwnededddddddddd
Feb 24 2011 10:55PM
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japanada
Posts: 13785 - Karma: 1,956
man thong
Feb 24 2011 10:56PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
omg hehehehhehe lol he totally haz tiny peeenis lol penis
Feb 24 2011 10:58PM
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MADmex
Posts: 803 - Karma: 101
ahahahaha thats awsome
Feb 25 2011 9:46AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
30 boxes and garbage bag pull straps to hold them together.

like an indian loin cloth. might have a slight breeze....i hope they know about shrinkage....

SEINFELD REFERENCE MOTHER FUCKERS
Feb 25 2011 9:48AM
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E.FARR
Posts: 1297 - Karma: 25
tape a couple candy wrappers to your junk so noone can see it...and thats it. see what people say haha
Feb 25 2011 11:23AM
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jester8589
Posts: 346 - Karma: 15
I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!
Feb 25 2011 11:28AM
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Mr.DarthVader
Posts: 1322 - Karma: 556
step 1 cut a hole in a box

step 2 put your dick in the box

step 3 make her open the box
Feb 25 2011 11:33AM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
photostream

cant embed, but click it...
Feb 25 2011 11:46AM
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notadoctor
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work?
Feb 25 2011 1:51PM
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bistroburrito
Posts: 417 - Karma: 11
toga
Feb 26 2011 1:11AM
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