Replying to OMFG ALMOST FIRED

I FLIPPED A FUCKING GOLF CART AT WORK TODAY! I went to go power slide, and I powerslid the fucker right into a hill and it flipped over and trapped me underneath. I yelled for help and my 2 co-workers came to my aid lifting the several hundred pound beast off me. No one else saw so i didnt get fired and luckily not hurt. the thing wasnt even damaged, amazingly...

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You trippin like R Kelly at a girlscout meeting