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WTF DO I DO?

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Smuffy
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ok so like last month i went to visit some of my friends at college. we got real shitty, u know the whole deal. went out to a couple parties and by the end of both friday and saturday night i dont remember anything. last week i get a call from this girl saying i got her pregnant and then yesterday another girl called me saying she might also be pregnant. im only 16 and i dont know what the fuck i got myself into? my friends from utah are telling me friends of the girls confirm it and im getting reall scared! do i just never talk to them again and say fuck it? they dont know my real name because everyone was adressing me as smuffy. so ns do u think these girl r just fucking with me or could this be real?
Feb 22 2011 2:43PM
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majora
Posts: 860 - Karma: 157
baahhahahahaha smuffy, be the father
Feb 22 2011 6:43PM
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Zulu
Posts: 61 - Karma: -20
FALCON PUNCH its the only answer
Feb 22 2011 6:48PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
say you raped them! think about it, you get charged for 2 rapes, go to jail, and dont havta worry bou tthe kids!





also 1/10
Feb 22 2011 6:48PM
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ORDEAL
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Feb 22 2011 6:50PM
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klayer_9
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1) Pack your bags
2) leave town (don't tell anyone where your going)
3) go to southern utah
4) go climbing in a slot canyon.
5) have arm smashed under rock
6) cut arm off
7) write a book
8) have book turned into movie
9) ??????
10) profit.


Feb 22 2011 6:50PM
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Tall_Paul
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orinar en su Butthole
Feb 22 2011 6:52PM
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MN_Nice
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Trolllll. He's not replying back and that was A MONTH AGO.
Feb 22 2011 6:57PM
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DManley
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Smuff is a fucking juggalo kys
Feb 22 2011 7:31PM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
and this will somehow make everything better, and you cant take care of a kid with one arm, its all cool
Feb 22 2011 9:22PM
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Smuffy
Posts: 4686 - Karma: 3,408
And this kids, is why you dont let friends get on your ns hahahaha
Mar 9 2011 9:05PM
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freestyler540
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hahahaha you blacked out at a college party, fucked 2 or more chicks and got 2 pregnant at 16? well man, your life has been lived fast, enjoy polygamy
Mar 9 2011 9:09PM
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Chokolite
Posts: 1050 - Karma: 23
you bumped your own doom. not even guy above me realized its a troll thread after you posted, confirming troll thread. haha
Mar 9 2011 9:14PM
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bakedpow
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The harsh reality...
Mar 9 2011 9:17PM
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Smuffy
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haha i know it is funny to see the responses though
Mar 9 2011 9:21PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
stick to anal kiid
Mar 9 2011 10:12PM
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Sam.Carson
Posts: 2884 - Karma: 33
smuffy smuffy smuffy. look at what you got yourself into now.
Mar 9 2011 11:13PM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
if you can fake #5 - #6 and do a good job with #8 then #10 should be easy...




Mar 9 2011 11:18PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
you're one fertile little freddy aren't you
Mar 9 2011 11:19PM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
you are under 18, and if they are in collage, they are most likely over 18. if it does come back to you and they try to prove it, play the statutory rape card. Rape trumps pregnancies

STATUTORY RAPE
Mar 9 2011 11:46PM
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naturday
Posts: 493 - Karma: 238
Papa Smuffy has a nice ring to it...
Mar 9 2011 11:51PM
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gnarles.
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but thats reall shitty man
Mar 9 2011 11:53PM
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omIV
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 306
so, ah, what happened with this?  update, OP?
Mar 27 2011 8:33PM
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HermioneGranger
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This thread is useless without pics!
Mar 27 2011 9:32PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
were you bragging about money? cause bitches want to get in on that shit.
Mar 27 2011 9:38PM
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Smuffy
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one more time...
Mar 27 2011 10:49PM
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