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Smuffy
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ok so like last month i went to visit some of my friends at college. we got real shitty, u know the whole deal. went out to a couple parties and by the end of both friday and saturday night i dont remember anything. last week i get a call from this girl saying i got her pregnant and then yesterday another girl called me saying she might also be pregnant. im only 16 and i dont know what the fuck i got myself into? my friends from utah are telling me friends of the girls confirm it and im getting reall scared! do i just never talk to them again and say fuck it? they dont know my real name because everyone was adressing me as smuffy. so ns do u think these girl r just fucking with me or could this be real?
Feb 22 2011 2:43PM
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hella.sick.skier
Posts: 934 - Karma: 70
thats why u gotta pee in her butt. ur fucked son
Feb 22 2011 2:44PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
pull blanket over head, monsters magically disappear
Feb 22 2011 2:45PM
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hawaiiansteeze
Posts: 3255 - Karma: 3,226
damn smuffy i think you may be fucked fucked. welcome to utah haha
Feb 22 2011 2:45PM
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Joe_Brogan
Posts: 360 - Karma: 11
that sounds like a nightmare.  hopefully your friends are just messing with you.  good luck
Feb 22 2011 2:46PM
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snowdon
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 391
Girls do like to get knocked up young here, you should've known it was a tarp.
Feb 22 2011 2:46PM
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idskithat
Posts: 1314 - Karma: 154
damn, shoulda worn a rubba
Feb 22 2011 2:47PM
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[evan]
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Feb 22 2011 2:48PM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
troll?

but really, your friends are probably just fucking with you.
Feb 22 2011 2:48PM
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justinp4400
Posts: 1068 - Karma: 1,039
im goin to visit a friend in college in a month. now i will only be peeing in their butts. thanks smuffy
Feb 22 2011 2:49PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
they dont know your name yet have your phone number?
Feb 22 2011 2:51PM
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shane.
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Feb 22 2011 2:52PM
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snowdon
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 391
ding ding ding we have a winner
Feb 22 2011 2:54PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
threads. i'll make a serious reply if it's looking like it's not a troll thread

what i will say is i paid for an abortion for a girl i nailed the night i met her last spring. she said she'd send proof but never did, but at that point i just wanted to get the thing over with. i'd rather lose a few hundred bucks than even talk to that girl again, yeeeesh

Feb 22 2011 2:58PM
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eldridge
Posts: 2272 - Karma: 47
i paid for my GFs abortion last summer, talk about awkward around her conservative christian parents...
Feb 22 2011 3:04PM
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eldridge
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Feb 22 2011 3:06PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
you told her parents??
Feb 22 2011 3:07PM
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eldridge
Posts: 2272 - Karma: 47
she wasnt 18 yet so she had to have parent consent in my fucking retarded state of NC
Feb 22 2011 3:09PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
Ahhhhhh I'm sorry to hear that.
Feb 22 2011 3:10PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
deny deny deny . keep your friends away from anything that can be used as a DNA sample
Feb 22 2011 3:10PM
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eldridge
Posts: 2272 - Karma: 47
its all good, were cool now, just took like 5 months of coming over to her house only, leaving her door open when we were in her room, and being as polite as humanly possible, not to say we didnt make the most of our alone time going to the movies or dinner or something lol





btw 500 bitches!
Feb 22 2011 3:12PM
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AngusM
Posts: 696 - Karma: 148
lollol abortion is funny right?
Feb 22 2011 3:13PM
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Bonzalo
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Really, thank god im not you.
Feb 22 2011 3:13PM
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Bonzalo
Posts: 2593 - Karma: 1,812
Fail

Feb 22 2011 3:14PM
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eldridge
Posts: 2272 - Karma: 47
i dont know about funny, but i see nothing wrong with it, we both agreed that we werent ready and had school and jobs, so why give the baby parents that arent fully ready to handle it?
Feb 22 2011 3:15PM
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factory81
Posts: 3967 - Karma: 63
find a way to get ru-486 abortion pills. they are like the 8 week after abortion pill. no joke. and then like put them in a smoothie or something.

then they will have a miscarriage within the next 48 hours,

gnarly huh
Feb 22 2011 3:19PM
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fragglemuffin
Posts: 3312 - Karma: 444
Smuff! I hope you got trolled man...
Feb 22 2011 3:35PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,234
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Feb 22 2011 3:39PM
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yeahno
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 3,414
you should peed on her leg instead
Feb 22 2011 3:41PM
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skithedirt
Posts: 1759 - Karma: 382
This has to be a troll thread
Or your friends are messin with you hard
or youre fucked... I hope it is the other two
Feb 22 2011 3:43PM
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TheHamburglar
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but really, abortion is your friend here
Feb 22 2011 3:44PM
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skier_boy26
Posts: 11295 - Karma: 502
gettin punked boy. that or you nailed some nasty bitches.


Feb 22 2011 4:43PM
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idskithat
Posts: 1314 - Karma: 154
how has no one posted this yet


Feb 22 2011 4:44PM
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eldridge
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god damnit
Feb 22 2011 4:46PM
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HenniferLopez
Posts: 1319 - Karma: 136
shits still as expensive as an abortion would be sometimes...but at least its quick and sneaky.


and to the OP..how were you able to have sex if you were that blacked out? I call troll honestly.
Feb 22 2011 4:47PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
Say the girls raped you.
Feb 22 2011 4:48PM
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b-ladd
Posts: 2300 - Karma: 48

just say this:

Feb 22 2011 4:50PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
yup
Feb 22 2011 4:50PM
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AngusM
Posts: 696 - Karma: 148
Alright good I'm not really up to date on what we can make fun of lol ...is it ok to make fun of Muslims yet? Haha
Feb 22 2011 6:00PM
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eldridge
Posts: 2272 - Karma: 47
you can make fun of whatever ya want to
Feb 22 2011 6:02PM
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Dwarftosser1
Posts: 2602 - Karma: 951
as the apple said to the apple sauce, you're fucked son
Feb 22 2011 6:04PM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668

you are either

a. trolling

b. being trolled

c. completly fucked

i say A, place your votes

Feb 22 2011 6:04PM
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
haha 1st page of troll
Feb 22 2011 6:05PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
haven't read the thread, but I would imagine that both your friends and the girls are completely fucking with you. you're young and gullible. they're all sitting around laughing at the fact that you're freaking out.
Feb 22 2011 6:06PM
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CrunkNugget
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page uno
Feb 22 2011 6:10PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
I lol'. but hopefuly you got trolled or your not the daddy. or else your fucked harder then hardcore anal
Feb 22 2011 6:12PM
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norm.storm
Posts: 97 - Karma: 35
So wait.  Your saying you came to Utah and got laid two nights in a row by two different girls?  The laws of science prohibit this!
Feb 22 2011 6:20PM
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omIV
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 306
here you go:

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Feb 22 2011 6:22PM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
cut your dick off. then when the authorities get involved it can't possibly be your fault because you don' have a penis
Feb 22 2011 6:25PM
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Skittle.
Posts: 2537 - Karma: 718
^solution
Feb 22 2011 6:25PM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3652 - Karma: 8,888
You were black out drunk. I bet you could get away with it
Feb 22 2011 6:36PM
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