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2 books you wont find in a library

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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
'negros you meet while yachting and Candadian and Italian war heros'

yall make up some of your own

NINTHWARD-ITS A SKI COMPANY, BITCH!

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES

Jun 28 2004 6:26PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
the race to the outhouse by Will E. Makeit


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jun 28 2004 6:27PM
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eton
Posts: 489 - Karma: 10
how about: 'how to tell if your neighbours a jew'
One life. One world. Live, or die trying.
Jun 28 2004 6:38PM
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wrenegade
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atlantaski, that was probably the most ignorant thing you've said yet.

people like you are why so many canadians hate the states.





wow good observation! You are officaily the new ns genious. You can pick up your award after I shove it up your ass. - Phrosty
Jun 28 2004 6:44PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
HEY THIS HAS TO DO WITH LITERATURE NOT POLITICS

NINTHWARD-ITS A SKI COMPANY, BITCH!

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES

Jun 28 2004 6:45PM
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wrenegade
Posts: 6631 - Karma: 41
i dont hate you cause of politics, i hate you because your a ignorant bitch.





wow good observation! You are officaily the new ns genious. You can pick up your award after I shove it up your ass. - Phrosty
Jun 28 2004 6:50PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
maybe its because you have to live with the guilt of being canadian and feel inferior to us americans: now on with the book titles

NINTHWARD-ITS A SKI COMPANY, BITCH!

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES

Jun 28 2004 6:51PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
'How to raise your IQ by eating gifted children'

...Oh wait, that one exists.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jun 28 2004 6:52PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
^lol

NINTHWARD-ITS A SKI COMPANY, BITCH!

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES

Jun 28 2004 6:54PM
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KapitolPhoto
Posts: 1399 - Karma: 3,250
the art of pimpin' - the pope
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'its vanilla ice!' - Lateralis


'god invented alcohol so the irish wouldn't take over the world'
Jun 28 2004 6:57PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
^YEEEEA

NINTHWARD-ITS A SKI COMPANY, BITCH!

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES

Jun 28 2004 6:58PM
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CrazedSkier1080
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see the best part is atlanta has responded to his own forum more times than anyone else has put together. i personally prefer 'spotted walls' by Hoo Flung Poo

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weezerskier: i dont smoke but the kids who do are really good

HIGH NORTH SESSION 5, who's with me?
Jun 28 2004 7:00PM
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whatsupdan
Posts: 908 - Karma: 11
Strategies for World Peace and Democracy by atlantaski
Jun 28 2004 7:00PM
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homestead
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^or by george w. bush

Save Sugar Loaf! It's our resort, not just real estate

Detroit Pistons 2004 NBA Champs

Jun 28 2004 7:02PM
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CrazedSkier1080
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 66
^yo whast up with sugarloaf?? why do we have to save it?

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weezerskier: i dont smoke but the kids who do are really good

HIGH NORTH SESSION 5, who's with me?
Jun 28 2004 7:04PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
'firecracker in cat's asshole- A novel'





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'i didnt really insult him, i just called him a fucken idiot' -Lateralis
Jun 28 2004 7:07PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
The life in times: Matt Harvey



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ya, i know, mommy and daddy got me a cell hpone, but it was for safety reasons while driving the lexus they bought me.
Jun 28 2004 7:17PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
'rusty bedsprings' by I.P.Freely
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-steve

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.
born to shine at home and over border lines.]
Jun 28 2004 7:23PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
'the lions revenge' by Claude Bahls
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-steve

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.
born to shine at home and over border lines.]
Jun 28 2004 7:23PM
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bitchassphatz
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'Monster, a.k.a. kody scott' - An autobiography by one of L.A.'s Most notorious gang members during the 1970's to early 90's

it's actually an awesome book


[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]
I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack
Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack
Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy
Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity
I'm paying a good buck
So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck
When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is
Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
Jun 28 2004 7:23PM
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r5tommy
Posts: 3608 - Karma: 89
'how to lose weight' by Dr.Phil

o wait a minute
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SUMMER
Jun 28 2004 7:24PM
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linemaverick540
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 8
Bill Clinton:A Biography by Anna Fair.
How to Be an Ignorant Fuck by Dixie


member 5054

Jun 28 2004 7:27PM
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con_cept
Posts: 1752 - Karma: 10




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And I'm a pacifist / So I can fuck your shit up
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Unfortunately the mainstream media is just about as one-sided as Micheal Moore is anymore. With the exception of Fox News, they're a little better.
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Jun 28 2004 7:28PM
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r5tommy
Posts: 3608 - Karma: 89
^hahah there it is
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SUMMER
Jun 28 2004 7:32PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
how to regrow hair-by dr. phil




Take me to your special place,
Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it
Jun 28 2004 7:33PM
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r_witt
Posts: 911 - Karma: 10
the guide to babysitting - michael jackson
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i prefer the term 'forced love' - derek referring to rape
Jun 28 2004 8:20PM
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Sharpy
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some of these are fucking hilarious, except atlantaski's, he should die. but all you other kids, damn, good job. the one about jackson is funny
Jun 28 2004 8:23PM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
How to slide down a rope naked. By Dick Burnz













FARP




My brother on the Japanese tourists looking at the wreck of the Arizona in Hawaii. 'Hey thats where uncle Henry komikazed!'
Jun 28 2004 9:26PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
How to fuck up a good country by George W. Bush




patj
Jun 28 2004 9:29PM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
How to be a fucking ignorant communist. By the kid above me.













FARP




My brother on the Japanese tourists looking at the wreck of the Arizona in Hawaii. 'Hey thats where uncle Henry komikazed!'
Jun 28 2004 9:30PM
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P-JO
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Who Said I was a communist or ignorant by Pat Jones




patj
Jun 28 2004 9:32PM
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P-JO
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if you believe Bush helped our country in any way you are a total fuck up..




patj
Jun 28 2004 9:32PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
haha, but yeah he has helped in some ways



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ya, i know, mommy and daddy got me a cell hpone, but it was for safety reasons while driving the lexus they bought me.
Jun 28 2004 9:34PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
If you beleive are country accomplished nothing in the past 4 years kill yourself by Ben Dover



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ya, i know, mommy and daddy got me a cell hpone, but it was for safety reasons while driving the lexus they bought me.
Jun 28 2004 9:35PM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
Ok! Our Economy has gone up, and jobs have gone up...Both have gone up ALOT since Clinton proceded to kill this country.













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My brother on the Japanese tourists looking at the wreck of the Arizona in Hawaii. 'Hey thats where uncle Henry komikazed!'
Jun 28 2004 9:38PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
can this plz not become a politcal thread although that comeback was brilliant scratch cobra

NINTHWARD-ITS A SKI COMPANY, BITCH!

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES

Jun 28 2004 9:42PM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
ok more book titles damn it.













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My brother on the Japanese tourists looking at the wreck of the Arizona in Hawaii. 'Hey thats where uncle Henry komikazed!'
Jun 28 2004 9:43PM
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wilkesyachtingco
Posts: 4425 - Karma: 41
'how to comment on a thread without being a bush bashing, vile, swine hearding clone' by p-jo















Mercy's eyes are blue
When she places them in front of you
Nothing holds a roman candle to
The solemn warmth you feel inside
Jun 28 2004 10:03PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
^ YES LOL

NINTHWARD-ITS A SKI COMPANY, BITCH!

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES

Jun 28 2004 10:08PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
how to write books about how-to threads, by: my ass

toothless blowjobs, by: a chinese whore

the joys of abstinence and clean living, by: tanner hall
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Jun 28 2004 10:08PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
hilter, a man with a mission.


bukkake: an informative reading on japanese fetishes





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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.
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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
Jun 28 2004 10:11PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
'How to fit you dick in a lightsocket' by Wilma Dikfit
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A view on the downfall of the US by 221:
'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G
Jun 28 2004 10:15PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
how to act straight-by richard simmons




Take me to your special place,
Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it
Jun 28 2004 11:28PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
haha^thats great



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ya, i know, mommy and daddy got me a cell hpone, but it was for safety reasons while driving the lexus they bought me.
Jun 28 2004 11:36PM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
mein kampf - adolf hitler


ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed
-hoodratz47
Jun 29 2004 12:02AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
how to make a good movie - michael moore
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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
Jun 29 2004 12:04AM
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hendrik.
Posts: 6715 - Karma: 267
French War Heroes, by jean cowarde

dave murray session 1 rocked..
Jun 29 2004 12:06AM
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r5tommy
Posts: 3608 - Karma: 89
'healthy dietary techniques' by mary kate olson
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SUMMER
Jun 29 2004 12:10AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
'something smart' - average NSer
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Jun 29 2004 12:16AM
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SmoKinSkier
Posts: 5501 - Karma: 20
The beauty of a sunset-By: Ray Charles

How to win the polualr vote and lose an election- BY: AL GORE




Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. 'She hates guys,' Pete lamented, 'so it’s not going good.' Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.
Jun 29 2004 12:17AM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
'how to put together a fucking band' me.

I'm not to sure but i did score in the jenious area- loafrider, on IQ tests
Jun 29 2004 12:23AM
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