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ATLANTASKI
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i was talkin with my friend who just got back from boyscout camp on sat, and he told me a kid in his troop accidently cut his scrotum open while he was whittling! yea apparently he was doing it in his boxers and sliced through the skin. he had to go around in a wheel chair for the week lol.

if i had to guess a member on NS that would happen to- i would have to guess brentharlen or drewwish

NINTHWARD-ITS A SKI COMPANY, BITCH!

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES

Jun 28 2004 4:44PM
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Lateralis
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hahahahah


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Jun 28 2004 4:46PM
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Rip
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yea it would defenitely happen to one of them.



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Jun 28 2004 4:46PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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oh dear god.... but yeah boy scouts are fucking morons.
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Jun 28 2004 4:48PM
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d-loc
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cut it open with the stick or knife



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Jun 28 2004 4:54PM
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ATLANTASKI
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knife lol

NINTHWARD-ITS A SKI COMPANY, BITCH!

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES

Jun 28 2004 5:08PM
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winterparksuks
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godamn







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Jun 28 2004 5:34PM
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d-loc
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think about the stick penetrating ur sack



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Jun 28 2004 5:35PM
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Sharpy
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shit, that would hurt, if you cut the pee-tube, does it just spurt out the cut, ouch
Jun 28 2004 5:37PM
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KingShit
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If I ever penetrated my sack I would try to grab as much sperm as possible and stick it in somewhere to preserve my family... fuck I dont want to even think aobut it..



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Jun 28 2004 5:38PM
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d-loc
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you would fall to the ground and cry



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Jun 28 2004 5:40PM
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General_Shredgnar
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thats not the true story. As you all know, boyscouts are gay, and they live in bunk beds. This is how it worked. On the upper bed, was the dude wittling in his boxers, at night. On the lower bed was his twin, having gay sex with another boy scout. The dude on the upper bed was trying really hard to ignore it, and thought whittling might distract him. But then, the kid on the lower level let out a orgasm, and in suprise the kid on the top bed dropped his knife and at that moment the kid on the lower bunk took a break and sat on the edge of the bed. The knife went straight down and cut through his ball sack.The story got jumbled to hide the sex aspect, and it was easy because the whittler and the cripple were twins.
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Jun 28 2004 5:42PM
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*rkp*
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haha^
Jun 28 2004 6:01PM
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ATLANTASKI
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damn that stupid canadian figured it out SHIT........not

NINTHWARD-ITS A SKI COMPANY, BITCH!

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES

Jun 28 2004 6:04PM
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FRZGene
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hahah
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Jun 28 2004 6:08PM
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General_Shredgnar
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Im sorry any camp where you go to to be felt up by camp instructors, help old ladies in different ways, and whittle has got to be gay.
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Jun 28 2004 6:09PM
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ATLANTASKI
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yea except we dont do any of that....... we do high adventure shit like backpack camp shoot kayak and learn how to be better americans and i dont know why you have this fucked up pre conceived notion that all boy scout counselors feel kids up even though theyre not even 3 years older than us so sorry you have been misinformed

NINTHWARD-ITS A SKI COMPANY, BITCH!

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES

Jun 28 2004 6:22PM
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murphski
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you would live, but why would you want to?
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Jun 28 2004 7:57PM
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Ski-hobo
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man that funny shit. slice your own nut sack





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Jun 28 2004 7:58PM
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Sharpy
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boy scouts is for tools. I remmember in elementary school we'd steal the boy scouts sashes or whatever and throw them off the roof. ATLANTASKI, keep on diggin' buddy, someday you'll reach the bottom.
Jun 28 2004 8:00PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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canadianpridecc must work in the detective agency...hes damn good

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they should just hire some fine ass slutty bitch at president, then send her to the middle east and fuck all the terrorists to make them happy and everything will end as long as she keeps fucken them- lateralis
Jun 28 2004 8:34PM
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SohCahToa
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wow. how to be better americans? please provide a valid example, with no political sway.
Jun 29 2004 2:18PM
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Saltines
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funny funny ^^^^^%^^

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Jun 29 2004 2:21PM
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LittleDevil720
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hahaha, that sucks
Jun 29 2004 4:48PM
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ScratchCobra66
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Canadapridecc your biggest dream is to be in the boyscouts, and have sex with a priest.













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Jun 29 2004 4:55PM
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freeze_pooter
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i cant imagine what that would feel like
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Jun 29 2004 7:27PM
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alev
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so atlantaski, what have u whittled recently, besides ur sack?

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Jun 29 2004 8:22PM
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freeze_pooter
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he had to wittle his sack
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Jun 29 2004 8:23PM
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ATLANTASKI
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^^ your mom

NINTHWARD-ITS A SKI COMPANY, BITCH!

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES

Jun 29 2004 8:24PM
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skifree919
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dont even bother trying to convince people boyscouts are anything more than kids who help old ladies across streets, because they will never listen.



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Jun 29 2004 8:49PM
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ATLANTASKI
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true its sad what theyre missin

NINTHWARD-ITS A SKI COMPANY, BITCH!

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES

Jun 29 2004 8:49PM
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Astomp
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in elementary school we had a kid in an electric wheel chair. never knew the kid but ide watch kids jump on the back of his wheel chair and ride it. some kid jumped on the back and something went wrong....he fell and caught his nuts on a metal hook for back packs. ripped them open really bad. i was in 2nd grade the wheel chair boy was in 4th. didnt see it happen. didnt believe it until i met the handicap kid 2 years ago and he told me that story. now i believe.


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Jun 29 2004 8:58PM
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freeze_pooter
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bringin back this hilarious story
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Sep 1 2004 2:56AM
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stixonmtholly
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That i'm afraid is one of those things that will follow him around for the rest of his life, kind of like shitting your pants when you are in junior high, we black balled this kid trying to join our frat because he shit his pants in the seventh grade. No lie that was the reason, when his name came up we all laughed and said it's he the one who shit his pants, black balls around.


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Sep 1 2004 6:51AM
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danbrown
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hahaha, what an idiot. aren't you supposed to cut AWAY from your body?

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Sep 1 2004 6:56AM
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SkiUnit03
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everyone knows the boyscouts are homophobic





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Sep 1 2004 8:56AM
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