EXCUSES

MAXWELL. · 2011-02-17 16:10:33

Alright NS, i gotta tell my parents why i got a big ass jacket online. i picked it up for really cheap but i already have a few and my parents are strongly against me getting anotha. it just arrived and theyre about to find out. anyone who can come up with a funny/great excuse in the next hour gets ++++K

fatherb

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Insane

i got it so i could make a thread on ns

Feb 17 2011 4:11PM

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.josh.

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Ridiculous

the jacket OBVIOUSLY has magical powers and so it was actually super cheap considering its magical uses as well as normal jacket uses.

Feb 17 2011 4:12PM

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a_pla5tic_bag

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Crazy Fool

hide it? your parent know all the clothes you own?

Feb 17 2011 4:13PM

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wootang

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Loner

It's bigger so you can fit pads under it. Safety first.

Feb 17 2011 4:14PM

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Fischer_Pro

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Wannabe

i have three.

One: i accedently ordered (what ever size you got) and didnt know i ordered it that way until it arived.

two: Your friend was going to be out of town and needed to ship it to your house.

three: your friend got two of them and gave one to you.

Feb 17 2011 4:14PM

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monkatizer

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# 3

Feb 17 2011 4:16PM

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hfisher

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Pro

This kid in school is going to beat me up and i need a big jacket to look like a thug so hes scared.

Feb 17 2011 4:20PM

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undercover_skier

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who's paying for it ?
You or your parents ?
if your paying wtf dude

Feb 17 2011 4:23PM

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MAXWELL.

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Ridiculous

^im paying but they get pissed anyway. I think i'll go with "my friend bought it." thanks fischer-pro. ++K to all :)

Feb 17 2011 4:41PM

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.AR6rider.

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Post Whore

Just say that you needed the extra room because you're smuggling babies across the border, and nobody would think to check inside your coat for babies.

Feb 17 2011 4:43PM

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IanAvery-Leaf

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Crazy Fool

tell them you got the fucking jacket, why is that a problem?

Feb 17 2011 4:44PM

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fragglemuffin

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Bigger clothes = more dead air = warmer

Feb 17 2011 4:48PM

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Fischer_Pro

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Wannabe

ya that one should do really good. #3

Feb 17 2011 4:58PM

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rickroller

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just tell them you bought it cuz you wanted s

Feb 17 2011 5:09PM

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hemlockjibber8

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oh my god! you got a new jacket?!! what one? PLease do share!! I am soooooo jealous

Feb 17 2011 7:57PM

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GayWolf420

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Basement Dweller

You bought it because you're a wu-tang listening, Short park ski riding, fulltilt wearing thug.

Feb 17 2011 8:00PM

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Ski_ThEast

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Insane

actually it's biggie listening

Feb 17 2011 8:47PM

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MagSeven

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Insane

Say you won in in a local railjam / slopestyle comp.

They'll be like "Wow, our son must actually be quite good at this hotdog trickster skiing that he always talks about. Maybe we should support him more in his hobby."

Feb 17 2011 9:47PM

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array.

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so that you can grow into it.

Feb 17 2011 9:51PM

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yeahno

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haha maurer youre stupid

Feb 17 2011 9:59PM

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ButteredToast.

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I just say it mutes small body movements and as a result makes my jumptricks and barslides better looking. They understand it's a style thing.

Feb 17 2011 10:03PM

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monkatizer

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best one yet IMO

Feb 17 2011 10:03PM

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MAR1U5

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Loner

word

Mar 19 2011 11:43AM

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Sitch.

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Insane

solution = solved !

Mar 19 2011 11:52AM

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emilyskis

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Loner

your money?
you spend it the way you want.

Mar 19 2011 11:59AM

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lanny94

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Insane

id fersure use this but if they dont believe u i always ask my mom how many pairs of shoes does she have or my dad how many road bikes does he have

Mar 19 2011 12:19PM

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Inline.

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why the fuck do they care?

Mar 19 2011 8:22PM

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skier_boy26

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Crazy Fool

Just tell them they did a poor job raising you, exemplified by blowing your cash on a stupid big jacket.

Mar 19 2011 8:24PM

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triebby

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Crazy Fool

You have to feel good to ski ski well. Big baggy jackets feel good. Multiple big baggy jackets feel really good. Thus by purchasing these jackets you have improved you skiing ability. It's really an investment in your skiing future.

Mar 19 2011 8:27PM

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