EXCUSES

MAXWELL. · 2011-02-17 16:10:33

Alright NS, i gotta tell my parents why i got a big ass jacket online. i picked it up for really cheap but i already have a few and my parents are strongly against me getting anotha. it just arrived and theyre about to find out. anyone who can come up with a funny/great excuse in the next hour gets ++++K

fatherb

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Insane

i got it so i could make a thread on ns

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.josh.

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Ridiculous

the jacket OBVIOUSLY has magical powers and so it was actually super cheap considering its magical uses as well as normal jacket uses.

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a_pla5tic_bag

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Crazy Fool

hide it? your parent know all the clothes you own?

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wootang

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Loner

It's bigger so you can fit pads under it. Safety first.

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Fischer_Pro

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Wannabe

i have three.

One: i accedently ordered (what ever size you got) and didnt know i ordered it that way until it arived.

two: Your friend was going to be out of town and needed to ship it to your house.

three: your friend got two of them and gave one to you.

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monkatizer

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# 3

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hfisher

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Pro

This kid in school is going to beat me up and i need a big jacket to look like a thug so hes scared.

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undercover_skier

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who's paying for it ?
You or your parents ?
if your paying wtf dude

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MAXWELL.

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Ridiculous

^im paying but they get pissed anyway. I think i'll go with "my friend bought it." thanks fischer-pro. ++K to all :)

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.AR6rider.

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Just say that you needed the extra room because you're smuggling babies across the border, and nobody would think to check inside your coat for babies.

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IanAvery-Leaf

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Crazy Fool

tell them you got the fucking jacket, why is that a problem?

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fragglemuffin

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Bigger clothes = more dead air = warmer

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Fischer_Pro

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Wannabe

ya that one should do really good. #3

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rickroller

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just tell them you bought it cuz you wanted s

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hemlockjibber8

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oh my god! you got a new jacket?!! what one? PLease do share!! I am soooooo jealous

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GayWolf420

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Basement Dweller

You bought it because you're a wu-tang listening, Short park ski riding, fulltilt wearing thug.

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Ski_ThEast

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Insane

actually it's biggie listening

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MagSeven

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Insane

Say you won in in a local railjam / slopestyle comp.

They'll be like "Wow, our son must actually be quite good at this hotdog trickster skiing that he always talks about. Maybe we should support him more in his hobby."

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array.

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so that you can grow into it.

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yeahno

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haha maurer youre stupid

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ButteredToast.

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I just say it mutes small body movements and as a result makes my jumptricks and barslides better looking. They understand it's a style thing.

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monkatizer

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best one yet IMO

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MAR1U5

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Loner

word

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Sitch.

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Insane

solution = solved !

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emilyskis

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Loner

your money?
you spend it the way you want.

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lanny94

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id fersure use this but if they dont believe u i always ask my mom how many pairs of shoes does she have or my dad how many road bikes does he have

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Inline.

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why the fuck do they care?

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skier_boy26

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Just tell them they did a poor job raising you, exemplified by blowing your cash on a stupid big jacket.

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triebby

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Crazy Fool

You have to feel good to ski ski well. Big baggy jackets feel good. Multiple big baggy jackets feel really good. Thus by purchasing these jackets you have improved you skiing ability. It's really an investment in your skiing future.

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