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bigJ
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Alright, so i was sitting at my friends house last night drinking with his little brothers friends and my friends when these kids come up with most random shit. They were saying that you could fill up one of those ear bulb squiters with a shot of say vodka, and you could shoot in up your ass and you will get shifaced off one shot. The mechanics of it sound right b/c it doesn't go through your liver but right into your blood stream. But what I have a problem grasping is the fact that people actually do this, I mean these kids were looking all over the house for a ball thing. It may just be me, but I like drinking the old fashioned way.











Driving that Train
Jun 28 2004 3:38PM
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KingShit
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HAHAHAHAHA Try it...



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Jun 28 2004 3:40PM
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alex_uk
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That's a load of bullshit.

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i like this lil trick called the tobahggan. you do this slut doggy style on top of stairs with her facing down the stairs and then when you feel like it cut her arms out from under her and grab on tight for a nice lil ride down the stairs.. - GeneralDisorder
Jun 28 2004 3:51PM
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asac
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Go for it j.





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Jun 28 2004 3:53PM
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KillerMonkey
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try it and report back to us if anal reaming is worth the high




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Jun 28 2004 4:31PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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wow... my last drunken conversation was wondering how mer-people have sex. you know... theyre not equipped... from the waist down theyre fish. do they have to lay eggs or what?
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once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Jun 28 2004 4:35PM
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coolcat410
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doubt it'd work.
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Jun 28 2004 4:36PM
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bigJ
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some one has to try it, I sure as hell am not










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Jun 28 2004 4:42PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
just ask jd may, he seems to know everything so more than likely he's shoved a squirty ball thingy up his ass with booze in it so im sure he knows if youd get drunk or not


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Jun 28 2004 4:46PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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but what bout mer-sex?
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Jun 28 2004 4:48PM
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lj5
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^^hahaha lmao!
and if you did that when you woke up in the morning you could tell everyone you got anally wasted last night :D
Jun 28 2004 4:55PM
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d-loc
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it would burn



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Jun 28 2004 4:57PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
very true^



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Jun 28 2004 5:37PM
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d-loc
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but let me go try



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Jun 28 2004 5:38PM
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P-JO
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mer people are the wonder of the universe.




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Jun 28 2004 5:40PM
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General_Shredgnar
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It wouldnt work because it would go into your anus, and thats a storage deposit for crap, blood doesnt go through it, the vodka would have to go into the large intestine, which is udderly impossible to do, considering its a ways up, also, it has to be obsorbed. Bullshit.
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Jun 28 2004 5:49PM
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d-loc
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get a long tube



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Jun 28 2004 5:54PM
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bigdaddytmac
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it would definatly work, decent chance you will even give yourself alcohol poisoning because it goes right into ur blood. but why the hell would you want to stick alcohol in your ass?
Jun 28 2004 6:16PM
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eton
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i dont think it would work cuz its not going to get absorbed in your anus, and uless it tracs up into the intestine it wont do anygood. though, yah i supouse if you really want to shove a tube that far up your ass go for it, it's worth i try
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Jun 28 2004 7:28PM
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wiener
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yuo people are fucking retarded
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Jun 28 2004 7:37PM
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bigdaddytmac
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its called an alcohol enema search for it on google or something if you believe it
Jun 28 2004 7:48PM
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Ski-hobo
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I will forward money over paypal to whoever tries that*





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Jun 28 2004 7:52PM
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dilla_says_go
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this thread is giving me a boner.
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Jun 28 2004 7:54PM
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*rkp*
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i cant imagine how it must feel.....
Jun 28 2004 7:57PM
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r_witt
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how does it work when people take pills in the ass?
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Jun 28 2004 8:23PM
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huckster989
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you know if squirting booze up your ass was the only way to get drunk can you imagine what parties would be like? just picture a keg stand or beer bong or maybe jello shooters. i don't think anyone would party if everyone just dropped the pants and shoved hoses up their asses, but that would make it easiar to get girls pants off but on the other hand bars would be nasty as hell!
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Jun 28 2004 8:56PM
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freeskiBC
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yeah i think it would work...suppositories work
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Jun 28 2004 9:05PM
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ScratchCobra66
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how do mer people do it?!














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Jun 28 2004 9:10PM
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h3ofilms
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just go all out and shoot a shot straight into your bloodstream

(note, DONT DO IT, that will likely kill u)

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Jun 28 2004 9:18PM
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bitchassphatz
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i dunno if anyone should do that.. but if you're gonna try it might as well be a girl, then we can see if putting it up the pussy will work too.


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Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack
Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy
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Jun 28 2004 9:25PM
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skiierman
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mer-people have sex, the male has a retractive penis in his tounge and he essentially sticks his toung into the womens vagina which it located about 2 feet below the waist under a admormally large scale. once the tounge is inserted, the male penis comes out and ejaculates, or 'gleeks' thus making mer-babies!





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Jun 28 2004 9:33PM
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SchweitzerSki
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^^haha that's awesome^^
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Jun 28 2004 9:39PM
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nickers22
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What r mer-people. I have tried this people it works wonders I think u guys should all do as I do.
Jun 28 2004 9:53PM
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smuggs
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u can mainline liquer. montley crue used to main line jd before concerts. stevo mainlines 6 ounces in dont try this at home.

also i have put alchohol in my butt. it works. like the best way to take ecstasy is through your ass as well.


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Jun 28 2004 9:59PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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wow... my sub-topic rocks
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Jun 28 2004 10:02PM
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rynmartn
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hahhaa..anally wasted


yay skiing

Jun 28 2004 10:27PM
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SmoKinSkier
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Turn a shot glass upside down and pour some 151 or vodka or pretty much n e liquor on the top of it! THen plug one nostril and snort it it gives u an immiediate head rush kinda fun!




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Jun 28 2004 11:22PM
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Ski-hobo
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If the only way to get drunk was though the ass then we would have a cure for every disease and be flying around in hovercars.





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