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Elastomania

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asac
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This game looks so corny but its so addicting. Some of the levels are really hard. Anyone else playing it? How do you beat #13?





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Jun 28 2004 12:14PM
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Mattman
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Yeah I beat the game....

Top 100 in the world, been there down that


thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

f i was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
Jun 28 2004 12:23PM
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PocketRocketRipper
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I love that fucking game! is there a mac version?

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Jun 28 2004 3:50PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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i rtemeber that game... it was sick
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Jun 28 2004 4:00PM
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KillerMonkey
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is it an online game?
if it is does anyone have a link to it




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Jun 28 2004 4:31PM
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BigRich
Posts: 1634 - Karma: 29
Yeah i claimed ownership of that game. good stuff.
Jun 28 2004 4:32PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
Elastomania.com i think





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Jun 28 2004 6:08PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
then download the demo. there are a ton of levels in the demo.





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Jun 28 2004 6:08PM
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eton
Posts: 489 - Karma: 10
if you get through the demo there's the full game which has about 50levels of bored fun

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Jun 28 2004 7:29PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
ok ok, there's lke 18 levels in demo
In the full verson, 56 leves easy stuff. Then download new levels




thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

f i was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
Jun 28 2004 7:31PM
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Breheny
Posts: 1262 - Karma: 436
such a an awesome game. I finished that shit ages ago



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Jun 28 2004 7:40PM
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eton
Posts: 489 - Karma: 10
anybody want to send me the full version?
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Jun 28 2004 8:11PM
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rentalrider2
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asac blows








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Jun 28 2004 8:18PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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thats fun

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they should just hire some fine ass slutty bitch at president, then send her to the middle east and fuck all the terrorists to make them happy and everything will end as long as she keeps fucken them- lateralis
Jun 28 2004 8:26PM
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Skieur_JollyJumper
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i'd say like you, this game looks really bad but its addict and can be fun ..
i've finish all level, and i'm proud !
Jun 28 2004 8:35PM
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JATS101
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the best is trying to find secret areas, theres a binch of diffrent levels with secrets, on good one is in Bowling: get all the apples but leave one floaty apple left so you can ride the roof, then drive to the far right of the level and you can find a secret area up to, also, there is a level that you start off with like a chainsaw looking thing and apples in each part, there is a big skinny J hook thingy on the right, hook your weekls around it so you are on the bottom and your wheels are on top, let the throttle rip and if you go down it fast enough you launch upside down over to a secret area, there are a tone more but i cant remember


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Jun 28 2004 11:18PM
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asac
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13 year olds telling me i blow...sad world...





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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.
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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
Jun 28 2004 11:57PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
what the fuck? my 'content advisor' wont let me download it!

I'm not to sure but i did score in the jenious area- loafrider, on IQ tests
Jun 29 2004 12:37AM
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J.D.
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As corny games that are insanely fun go, I don't think it's possible to beat Commander Keen.

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Jun 29 2004 12:39AM
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skierdudeguy
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heeelp me

I'm not to sure but i did score in the jenious area- loafrider, on IQ tests
Jun 29 2004 12:43AM
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eton
Posts: 489 - Karma: 10
did anybody use to play power peat
that was a really corrny game but awsome for hours of fun on end
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Jun 29 2004 12:48AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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can someone send me the full version?

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
member 9020

they should just hire some fine ass slutty bitch at president, then send her to the middle east and fuck all the terrorists to make them happy and everything will end as long as she keeps fucken them- lateralis
Jun 29 2004 9:13AM
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WIfreeskier
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lol i used to play that game back in the day, beat all the levels. I made some pretty sick ones too... JD, Commander Keen is the shit! I just downloaded every single Commander Keen game off kazaa, for shits and giggles. wow that's a classic game, good call.
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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
Jun 29 2004 10:55AM
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mothaeast
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I think this is worthy of a bump because people need to discover or re-discover elastomania, which is (after jibberish) THE best game ever.

Anyone out there make levels? If you do, send me a link, I want to try them out. I had a bunch but they got lost, and I'm making more. Hopefully there are still some fans out there.
Jan 16 2007 11:48PM
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LS.
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i tried to buy the full version but that guy stop selling it or something
Jan 17 2007 12:30AM
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skierdudeguy
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wow its funny to see these old guys who havent posted in like a millenia
Jan 17 2007 12:37AM
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