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Larry the Cable Guy.

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mattwalker
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haha this guy rules...


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Jun 28 2004 1:06AM
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git-er-dun!
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Jun 28 2004 1:09AM
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AJ_concepts
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how ever, i like Ron White better
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Jun 28 2004 1:10AM
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twoplankerbean
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i dont care who you are, thats funny right there.
i rest my case.
Jun 28 2004 1:25AM
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jumpman
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AJ, I couldn't agree more. Both guys are hilarious, but the whole raging alcoholic thing is funnier than just being white trash.
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Jun 28 2004 8:46AM
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jksl
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i should sue hustler for givin me carpal tunnel

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Jun 28 2004 9:12AM
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ReggaeConcept1
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The plane thing in Ron White's routine is one of the funniest shorts i have ever seen. However, white trash is just plain and simply funnier than alcoholism.


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Jun 28 2004 9:21AM
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asac
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Larry is half funny. He's really dumb, so some of jokes about stuff he thinks is dumb, really isn't funny to anyone. But some of his stuff is. If Ron White is that guy that was drinking the whole time, then he was the funniest. I loved his sarcasm and the way he talked. My favorite was how he was talking about the death penalty. 'Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty. hehe. My states putting in an express line.'





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Jun 28 2004 9:48AM
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bigJ
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I like em both, 'I was more frustrated then a pervert with parkinsens trying to draw a vagina on a etch-a-sketch.'










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Jun 28 2004 9:50AM
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fulltiltrocker
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Larry's Christmas jingles was the funniest stuff ever. I think he is a better preformer just because he acts so dumb and is really quite smart.







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Jun 28 2004 10:02AM
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hazel_32
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'so we went hunting, and my brother got his nipple bitten off by a beaver'-people

'you have my attention'-jeff

'i just couldnt let that go without asking how the hell did that happen?'-jeff

'we we was driving along and accidentally ran over the beaver sittin in the road'-people

'so my brother wanted to get it and get it stuffed'-people'

'oh and we know how great a beaver looks in the middle of the table holding up a thanksgiveing turkey'-jeff

'so my brother picks up the beaver, and says it aint cut up or bloodied or nutthin!'-people

'and it seems the word 'nuthin' is the word that would bring that beaver back to life and bit his nipple straight off'-jeff

'i dont know about you guys, but that is a new kind of hurt'-jeff

'thats gotta be the first and only time a newspaper headline has the words beaver and nipple in the same sentence!'-jeff

not larry the cable guy....but one of jeff foxworthys funnier moments



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Jun 28 2004 10:48AM
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AJ_concepts
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i like the whole thing about being caught drunk in public, wow it was great 'i dont mean they asked me to leave, and i walked to the door with them and i said good bye.....5 bouncers hurreled me out like i was a FRISBEE. you know the big bouncers that go home every night and watch road house and fondle them selves' come on where the hell does he get this, i love it.

Ron is my fav. and i think the guy that does the sign jokes is second
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Jun 28 2004 10:48AM
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jumpman
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I grew up about 4 houses down from this guy in a town of about 400 people. Yeah, we've met.

The alias (Tater salad) story - fucking funny
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Jun 28 2004 11:38AM
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ya taeter salads definatly the funniest.

'he was one a those bouncer guys that thinks bouncing is a cool job to have. he goes home to watch road house and beat off.'

Jun 28 2004 11:51AM
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twix_182
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we have that blue collar comedy tour movie with jeff foxworthy larry, ron, and sum other guy, i forgot his name




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Jun 28 2004 11:52AM
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twoplankerbean
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i was more frustrated than a three legged dog trying to bury a frozen turd on an ice-covered lake.
i rest my case.
Jun 28 2004 12:47PM
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Adrenaline
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they charged me for being drunk in pub-lic. i wasn't drunk in pub-lic. i was drunk in a bar, which is where i wanted to be, they just threw me out into pub-lic.


... and my son, tater tot.


Just Huck It.
Jun 28 2004 2:55PM
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bcboy
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GET HER DONE
THATS LIKE SAYING WALMART SUCKS AT A TRAILOR PARK





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Jun 29 2004 4:12PM
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strode
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you ever taken a crap so big your pants fit
better afterward?



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Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
Jun 29 2004 4:23PM
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AttitashSkier
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he is the man, he reminds me of a few people i know.
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Jun 29 2004 4:25PM
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LittleDevil720
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he is the man, hes hilarious. 'sandmich'
Jun 29 2004 4:41PM
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hazel_32
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not larry either

so my daughet is friend with all the kids at school she is right in the middle and i think thats where u want ur kids to be. Until she brings home one of her 'gothic' friends...have you seen these little freaks?...Black nailpoilish,black lipstick,black clothes....liquid paper white skin...i was introduced to her and i said..'well hell there...lucy---fer..and she looks at me like i will set you ablaze right now.

and nice stops at midnight!


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Jun 29 2004 6:37PM
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kyle_w
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Ron white is so much funnier 'they call me, tater salad'
Jul 1 2004 3:30PM
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b-ladd
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Are you Ron 'Tater Salad' White?
I call my son Tater Tot..
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Jul 1 2004 8:05PM
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Aug 4 2004 7:04PM
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mattwalker
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the Blue Collar Comedy tour movie kicks ASS! all the guys are good...


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'skiboarding is too hard for most people. i broke both of my legs and shattered my pelvis just strapping the leashes on.' - mommy
Aug 4 2004 7:10PM
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yea its true
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Aug 4 2004 7:24PM
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jksl
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ron white is the man, the best is when he's talkin about how he goes to buy a watch and it's like 500 bucks or soemthing and ron told him his tv cost less than that. then the salesman is tellin him about all the waterproof and stainless steel or whatever and ron is like well my tv recieves satelite signals from freakin outerspace

i don't know exactly how it went, but it was definately funny

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Aug 4 2004 7:44PM
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cobalt
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funniest thing ever...
'...And one of them DUI's was a bogus charge because they happened to be pullin over every car driving down that particular sidewalk.

and that's profiling, and profiling is WRONG.'
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