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Asking a girl to prom

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OMGimDADDY
Posts: 401 - Karma: 44
Soo my girlfriend wants me to ask her to prom in a creative way... I'm not creative. I wish I could just say were going n be done with it, but thats a different story. So does anyone know an interesting way to ask my girlfriend to prom? She wants it to be at school, shes 15, her favorite animal is pigs, she snowboards. Please help me, +K too =)
Feb 15 2011 7:30PM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498

Cook a pig and in the mouth put a sing asking, "WILL YOU GO TO THE PROM WITH ME"

Feb 15 2011 7:31PM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
Also sorry for double post, BUT 15, THAT IS FUCKED UP!
Feb 15 2011 7:32PM
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Shark.
Posts: 3158 - Karma: 270
i put a cone in my ex gf's parking spot and wrote in chalk "prom?". of course my then gf was a retard and just ran over the cone and didnt see it. she was a bitch anyways.


ps prom is gey
Feb 15 2011 7:32PM
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OMGimDADDY
Posts: 401 - Karma: 44
I'm 16...
Feb 15 2011 7:32PM
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AgentOrange11
Posts: 470 - Karma: 15
what grade are you in and what grade is she in?
Feb 15 2011 7:33PM
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OMGimDADDY
Posts: 401 - Karma: 44
Hahah ahh thts no bueno. And i agree. I wish i wasnt going. Much rather just party somewhere.
Feb 15 2011 7:34PM
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Banjo
Posts: 178 - Karma: 13
I was gonna say draw a pig on her car with a speech bubble saying "prom?" but...
Feb 15 2011 7:35PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
Step 1: go over to her house and write "PROM?" on a sheet of computer paper and put it in the lunchmeat drawer.

Step 2: just fuck her, bust on her face, then tell her to go make you a sandwich.
Feb 15 2011 7:38PM
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alvy.
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 377
wait senior prom? and shes 15?
Feb 15 2011 7:39PM
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OMGimDADDY
Posts: 401 - Karma: 44
Oh i guess its called ball... wait junior prom and senior ball right? Idk, Im a junior shes a sophomore. im 16 shes 15.
Feb 15 2011 7:42PM
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smooticus
Posts: 1798 - Karma: 27
People are dumb, prom is fun if you have the right attitude. You dont wanna be that kid that is too cool for something. ALWAYS remember that. you are never too cool to enjoy something. Whats not tight about dressing up classy and taking out some ladies to a nice restaurant with your friends.
Feb 15 2011 7:43PM
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attitashman
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15 year old is bossing you around?

you whipped little bitch
Feb 15 2011 7:43PM
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KnobJockey
Posts: 797 - Karma: 37

feed a pig a rock that says tolo on it, make her slaughter the pig and get the rock out

Feb 15 2011 7:43PM
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belden...
Posts: 2914 - Karma: 1,274
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Feb 15 2011 7:44PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
too bad i already have you at 10/10
Feb 15 2011 7:44PM
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OMGimDADDY
Posts: 401 - Karma: 44
Ha yeahh bro, whipped for sure. No, It's called being nice. She wants me to ask her in a creative way, I will do it. Cause I know if I do, it means sex at prom.
Feb 15 2011 7:47PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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wow you're whipped by a girl 3 years younger than you! lol

nah you should just get you and your friends to do that car paint thing on her car window, o shit she doesnt have a car shes 15... how about you do it over the loud speaker at school?

thats as creative as i can get
Feb 15 2011 7:49PM
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teleak
Posts: 2251 - Karma: 105
This kid has his priorities straight.
Feb 15 2011 7:50PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
my next door neighbor announces at football games and he asked a girl to prom like that
Feb 15 2011 7:50PM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
tell her to stop being so needy and that if she wants to go with you she's welcomed, otherwise you're gonna take the hot chick... haha. rough. but seriously. wtf.
Feb 15 2011 7:51PM
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icantskiiFILM
Posts: 2113 - Karma: 140
if u can play guitar..write a 16 bar song and end it will u go to prom with me (strum E chorddddd) haha idk man just think of something unexpected. tell the entire class to freeze when u snap ur fingers. then go up to her and be like will u go to prom with me while everyones frozen
Feb 15 2011 7:52PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
whoaaaaaaaa bro...i mean i personally think they creative ways of asking girls to prom are dumb myself, but that was a little harsh.
Feb 15 2011 7:52PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 178
the only downside is... fuck, now she has to go to the main office to say yes or no
Feb 15 2011 7:55PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51645 - Karma: 162,278
Kill her cat. Right will you go to prom with me in blood. Leave a rose and some chocolate next to it.
Feb 15 2011 7:57PM
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FBGM
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noooo haha it was during the game
Feb 15 2011 7:57PM
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OMGimDADDY
Posts: 401 - Karma: 44
Math skills? need em? here. 16-15=1 1 does not equal 3. =)
Feb 15 2011 7:58PM
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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
dude 2 of your posts in this thread were fucking retarded?  why would she go to the main office?
Feb 15 2011 7:58PM
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-ROY-
Posts: 3633 - Karma: 1,503
throw the bitch for a loop and say you already asked another guy
Feb 15 2011 8:01PM
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356
Uh, why?

http://www.lightplanet.com/mormons/dating/creative_ways_dance.html
The Mormons have spoken on creative ways to ask a girl to prom. Hah.
Feb 15 2011 8:06PM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,549
Do what I did. If you know how to do night painting shots on a camera, spell out "PROM?" then print off the pic or email it to her.
Feb 15 2011 8:10PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
just write prom?   on your dick.... obvious
Feb 15 2011 8:14PM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
have a 6pack of jones soda made for her with a picture of you holding up a prom sign. Have the cap just have a question mark in it. Hand soda to her.

Then she has a super rad bottle to keep and you have 5 more bottles of soda to drink.
Feb 15 2011 8:14PM
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Mr.Turtle
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first part of my sig
Feb 15 2011 8:15PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37393 - Karma: 120,172
Ladies men if don't want some wack ass responses and if you want mature responses.
Feb 15 2011 8:16PM
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attitashman
Posts: 48 - Karma: 10
^shut up you lonely bastard
Feb 15 2011 8:16PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
fuck off you ignorant prick
Feb 15 2011 8:18PM
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GayWolf420
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sup spork. I still see you're using the lonely insults again.
Feb 15 2011 8:18PM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
write prom on her locker in your poop. You'll get poon in no time.
Feb 15 2011 8:19PM
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Jonny7
Posts: 3309 - Karma: 76
there's an excellent thread about that I was reading just 5 minutes ago..

actually here it is https://newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/452856/
Feb 15 2011 8:27PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37393 - Karma: 120,172
Or draw pictures like I do :)
Feb 15 2011 8:28PM
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attitashman
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yikes
Feb 15 2011 8:28PM
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Hamster.
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 26
dont ask her
Feb 15 2011 8:29PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
freeze a note in ice that says "now that we've broken the ice, want to go to prom with me", hand her the ice brick with pick axe and let her at it. laminate the note though or it gets soggy, and freeze the ice in layers so it doesnt sink to the bottom. get lots a points from the girl and her friends!
Feb 15 2011 8:33PM
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Dwight_Schrute
Posts: 579 - Karma: 18
Take her skiing with you, write PROM? on a piece of paper & tape it on the inside of her goggles.
Feb 15 2011 8:34PM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
yeah i always forget my humor comes off terribly online
Feb 15 2011 8:37PM
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Jenser
Posts: 375 - Karma: 16
ALIAS CALLOUT :O
Feb 15 2011 8:41PM
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.jersey
Posts: 1925 - Karma: 9
haha my friend pulled up to school today and his girlfriend colored his back window of his car and wrote "prom?" on it since she goes to a different school. Another kid i know somehow got into the girls house and spelled out prom on the girls bed with rose petals, he deffinately got some because of that. And another kid i know spray painted "Prom?" into the snow in a parking lot and drove up at night with his girlfriend and put his lights on it.
Feb 15 2011 8:44PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
write PROM? in gasoline on her front lawn, light it on fire, then throw rocks at the windows till someone sees your message.
Feb 15 2011 9:03PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
dont ask at all, and when she asks you why you havent asked, say 'well i figured it was a given. youre my girlfriend..'
Feb 15 2011 9:03PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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pics of girl are necessary, we need to decide if she looks too young
Feb 15 2011 9:15PM
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