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Who else got some last night...?

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applejuice.
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yummy!
Feb 15 2011 3:01PM
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smooticus
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nada :(
Feb 15 2011 3:02PM
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eldridge
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giving is better than receiving! lol i gave my GF some deliciousness
Feb 15 2011 3:02PM
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applejuice.
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i gave it to my roommate last night
Feb 15 2011 3:03PM
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rudager
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I got advice on a certain lady from a friend.

Valentinesy enough
Feb 15 2011 3:03PM
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eldridge
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well arent you just a little sweety pie lolol my roomate deserves nothing for constantly bringing the shittiest smelling food into our tiny ass room
Feb 15 2011 3:05PM
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hoodratz47
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i cannot complain..... im 25 shes 18,,,, HAAAAAAAAa she does not know better...

and yes .. .i rob the fucking cradle
Feb 15 2011 3:08PM
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applejuice.
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actually i'm immature and annoying most of the time, but she's my best friend.
Feb 15 2011 3:08PM
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darco
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hallmark holidays are LAME
Feb 15 2011 3:09PM
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eldridge
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anyone who gives me that much candy isnt immature or annoying haha
Feb 15 2011 3:09PM
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cooner
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this.
Feb 15 2011 3:10PM
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Huck_Norris
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While this is true and candy is mostly for fat people, I'm having a hard time thinking of another holiday where someone rolled an L for me then demanded I smoke it while they service me.  Just sayin. 

oh, and I'm single too...   

Feb 15 2011 3:12PM
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applejuice.
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i found that picture online. i gave her my $15 godiva chocolates that came free with a purchase of $75 or more at victoria's secret.
Feb 15 2011 3:13PM
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Huck_Norris
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pics of vicky's jewel thong or it didn't happen. 
Feb 15 2011 3:14PM
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darco
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gypsyyyyy<3
Feb 15 2011 3:15PM
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eldridge
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i swear my gf could spend her entire retirement in that store in a matter of minutes
Feb 15 2011 3:15PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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i got some last night. it's amazing what a box of chocolates and some roses will get ya.
Feb 15 2011 3:16PM
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Huck_Norris
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Your gf's retired?  Nice work young buck!  There extra room in her ski chalet?  ;)
Feb 15 2011 3:16PM
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applejuice.
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baha i know. i was like hey leigh, gotcha somethin...lol free stuff!
Feb 15 2011 3:17PM
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eldridge
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cougars are where its at "son"


Feb 15 2011 3:19PM
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spruitm
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I ate a whole bag of candy hearts at work yesterday and it was the best day of work ever
Feb 15 2011 3:21PM
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ForrestW
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a bag of those candy hearts with phrases on em showed up on my counter last night. no idea where they came from but im stoked without a doubt. ate like half the bag this morning
Feb 15 2011 3:23PM
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applejuice.
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best candy heart = r u 4 real
Feb 15 2011 3:24PM
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theabortionator
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Worst holiday ever
Feb 15 2011 3:25PM
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.frenchy
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for you aimee :)

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Feb 15 2011 3:27PM
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Huck_Norris
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You will get no argument out of me. 

Feb 15 2011 3:33PM
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neutralzombie
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hahahaha what trickery!
Feb 15 2011 3:37PM
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LOOSECANONPLAYAZ
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I have genital warts so no girl will touch me....I spent the night by myself in the bathroom, contemplating life...then I remembered about all my friends on newschoolers and decided it wasn't worth taking my own life when there would be so many other peoples lives affected. So i spanked the monkey listening to Tom Petty "Free Fallin" and passed out in my own bodily fluids.

Thanks Newschoolers.
Feb 15 2011 3:37PM
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eldridge
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dude you should totally get a NS tattoo on your forehead
Feb 15 2011 3:38PM
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Huck_Norris
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Nah B, an NS tat on each genital wart.  At least they'll be steezy warts then...   
Feb 15 2011 3:39PM
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Ski_the_east01
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its even more amazing what an edible arragement set up will get you...holy moly

Feb 15 2011 3:40PM
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LOOSECANONPLAYAZ
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Pick a better spot.
Feb 15 2011 3:42PM
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eldridge
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head of your dick?
Feb 15 2011 3:42PM
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paige.
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dawwwww...

i got a heart-shaped cookie from my friend. and my mom texted me.
i felt loved.
Feb 15 2011 3:44PM
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LOOSECANONPLAYAZ
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Horrible
Feb 15 2011 3:47PM
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sack
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wow, America sure has some crazy types of candy. cream heart snickers what?!??
Feb 15 2011 3:48PM
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eldridge
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ok, ok, across the stomach like 2pacs "Thug life"
Feb 15 2011 3:49PM
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applejuice.
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holy fuck edible arrangements are the tits...seriously fruit > candy.
Feb 15 2011 3:53PM
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1337
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Got none

forever alone :(
Feb 15 2011 5:24PM
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TMiller
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so you fooled around with your best friend???
Feb 15 2011 5:25PM
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spruitm
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.....seriously
Feb 15 2011 5:35PM
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