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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25444 - Karma: 13,856
Go.
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skijunkiedtm
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Time to masturbate.
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Kangbang
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I chuckled.
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Anathema
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ha. yeap.

though one time. just this one sweet time, a group of girls saw me sitting in the college caf by myself over spring break and they all sat down around me and didnt even say a word. of course i asked what was up, why they straight up surrounded me, and they were like 'well you looked lonely and there arent that many people still around (since over spring break people tend to go home or travel) so we decided to keep you company'

needless to say, i would later have sexual relations with one of these girls and a fling that lasted a couple of weeks. when i broke that off, i started chatting up the girls sister who became interweb friends with me after i was introduced to her by that girl i was hooking up with'

i dont know where i was going with that, but it brought back an interesting memory of freshman year

twas a good year. many boobies were played with.
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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If you have time to go on ns on valentines day, you are probably single hahah
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smooter
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BootySpunk.
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This guy right here!
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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Yeah ... Why did I look when you posted that?
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omIV
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moi.
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Cincher
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Fantastic.
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Chompo.
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me
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Cincher
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neutralzombie
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hahaha but the winner would have the claim of the century
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Bloc_chain
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skichicky3
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I think you are on to something
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neutralzombie
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seriously though, i'm kind of wondering why no ones asked a pink name out yet (leave me out of your shitty jokes please and thanks)

you guys could've easily picked a single chick from your region, chatted her up, and gone for some sushi tonight.


or we should just hold an ns contest for a date with the hottest pink name...

brainstorm!
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broto
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hai all single NSers
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FerrisBueller
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shouldnt be posting according to thread title....glad i have someone :)

and im getting laid

lol claim/


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Abc567def
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I think the reason for the contest no working is that most of the guys on NS are 12 and they would have to get mom and dad to drive them to sushi. Kinda a boner buster right thurr
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Mr.Turtle
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hey there, how are things?
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Jaggy_Snake
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Except that there are no girls from my "region" on NS so...





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TechnoPotamus
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i am and it's been a better vday for me than the past few years when i had a crazy ass gf. cheers to being single and doing w/e the hell you want
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Chilly.
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...no one gives a fuck?
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cooner
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me single!
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danbrown
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I got hard dick and bubblegum if anyone's interested
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1337
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woah, you live like 20 minutes from me.
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Arabian.
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Oh hai, how are things?
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Liam.Butler
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBnK2K9FKRI&oref=http://www.youtube.com/results%3Fsearch_query%3Dblood%2Bfor%2Bblood%2Bso%2Bcommon%2Bso%2Bcheap%26aq%3Df&has_verified=1 for any of you lonely guys watch this.
embed please
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A.Eberhard
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Turner.
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Bukkakeskitrip
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hai thur
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SARTRON
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yeah well...my mom sent me flowers!
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please work.
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Cincher
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DAMMIT I'm not 18 till tomorrow.
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LoveInSnow
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Hahaha i love thiss but yes sadly i must join this thread
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no_steeze
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my mom gave me chocolates. i ate them all while playing black ops. forever alone
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RudyGarmisch
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THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
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RudyGarmisch
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Challenge accepted, Portland OR.
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disastertourism
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My mam gave me one of these

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Cincher
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[tk]
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post
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matt.s
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today my parents gave me truffles. HOW FUCKING SICK IS THAT! one of them tasted like orange chocolate. i love orange chocolate
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gypsytown
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i is alone : (
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thebeesknees
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youre lucky youre single

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iSmokeweed
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i touched a girl today. does that count as love?
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garrettdini
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me and my boyfriend have been together for 3 monthes woot!
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matt.s
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bonus points for accidental bum touching
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no_steeze
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"accidental"
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gus555
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blue name + boyfriend =...?
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Cincher
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=could be like skichicky with a blue name and is a girl.

Or gay.
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Tall_Paul
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single today
long day at school
kinda felt left out
fuck bitches
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