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What the strangest thing youve ever done

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qbehr
Posts: 1044 - Karma: 686
i got caught jacking off by a girl and on tv was star gate atlantis, it was weird but i laughed really hard plus she finished for me so its chill
Feb 14 2011 1:45AM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
ate out a pig's wet cunt. it said it would pray for me afterwards.
Feb 14 2011 1:51AM
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TheReverend
Posts: 364 - Karma: 31
is it really chill?

would you go as far to say it was HELLA chill?
Feb 14 2011 1:51AM
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qbehr
Posts: 1044 - Karma: 686
MEGA HELLA CHILL
Feb 14 2011 1:52AM
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Rockhound
Posts: 3432 - Karma: 851
F1NNA B3 GR1PPA CH1LL!!!
Feb 14 2011 1:54AM
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JacheOReally
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 253
Hella WICKED CHILL, EAST TO WEST BABY!
Feb 14 2011 1:55AM
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exile_ch
Posts: 715 - Karma: 609
Ate some pretty weird things:

Tarentula
Scorpion
Cockroach
Bird's head (everything, brain included)
Ants
Grasshoppers
Starfish
Gecko
Pigs balls
Chicken feet
Snake
Snake blood
Snake heart
Dog
Shark


ps: the worst was BY FAR the cockroach.
Feb 14 2011 4:32AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
i peed in my pants while riding a surface tow :)
Feb 14 2011 4:38AM
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oreopancake.
Posts: 2596 - Karma: 21
I had sex with two pigs and dolphin one time.
Feb 14 2011 5:10AM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
i got a girl to arch her head so her ear would touch her shoulder and then i fucked that hole it made and had her lick the tip .


and one time i pooped in my hand and threw it at someone.... they started with a fart on the face and they sharted... so i had to go there....



Feb 14 2011 5:17AM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
What.
Feb 14 2011 5:21AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51652 - Karma: 162,332
I shot up h with scott weiland in an olive garden in long beach a couple years ago
Feb 14 2011 5:33AM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
goddamnit i just died on that one..


and no .. i never sholder fucked a girl...

but i threw poop..
Feb 14 2011 5:51AM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
i took spyro out of my ps1 an whipped it at the wall breaking it when i was a little kid. always missed that game
Feb 14 2011 6:58AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
best PS1 game ever, hands down !
spyro and crash bandicoot (sp?) were a big part of my childhood! :)

Feb 14 2011 7:09AM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
uh... i mimed in a mime show once.


it wasnt that wierd. but putting on makeup was not something i normally do.
Feb 14 2011 8:39AM
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mad.twatter
Posts: 210 - Karma: 28
I peed in a girls butt once... We dont talk much anymore...
Feb 14 2011 9:25AM
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thugaim
Posts: 2181 - Karma: 33
I just nostalgia'd.
Feb 14 2011 11:07AM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
jerked it while in the backcountry
Feb 14 2011 11:10AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627

I skied in park this one time... 

Feb 14 2011 11:12AM
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414.
Posts: 3819 - Karma: 136
one time i dragged my sack across a phat black woman's face in a chuck 'e cheese ball pit, it was chill.
Feb 14 2011 11:30AM
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Bi-ShredinalGuy
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 321
well this one time i peed in your mom...
Feb 14 2011 11:59AM
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jillytea
Posts: 89 - Karma: 55
HAHAHAH
omg
the strangest thing i've ever done is probably feel up my best friend cause she wanted me to see how her boobs were so much bigger. we were shitfaced if that counts
Feb 14 2011 12:04PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
me and my brother are really strange together. we almost talk in babytalk and then look at each other with a puzzled face. he'll walk by and be like OH HEY J TOWN UP AND DOWN and ill yell at him and say WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN YOU BEAN SANDWICH. yes, bean sandwich and chin master seem to be popular insults these days.. and im not even going to get into the goofy ass mannerisms we use around each other. ohhh the comfort of home..
Feb 14 2011 12:12PM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
what is going on here
Feb 14 2011 12:27PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
ah, good ol' hole #6, it's the go-to after back-of-knee
Feb 14 2011 12:39PM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
I once afterbanged so hard i shit my pants.
Feb 14 2011 12:47PM
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Winston_Smith
Posts: 722 - Karma: 35
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Feb 14 2011 1:17PM
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SgtSteamy
Posts: 498 - Karma: 202
Rode 65 miles on my razor scooter


Feb 14 2011 1:20PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
jerked it with a condom on.
Feb 14 2011 1:25PM
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SMH[-__-]
Posts: 545 - Karma: 13
all over
Feb 14 2011 1:52PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
peed in her buut
Feb 14 2011 2:23PM
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S.RUZYCKI
Posts: 498 - Karma: 28
yes
Feb 14 2011 2:57PM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
i don't know why i laughed so hard at this
Feb 14 2011 3:01PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
lol this
Feb 14 2011 4:59PM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
I plead the 5th, and unless you guys are holding back as I suspect, you are waaaaaaay to fucking normal.
Feb 14 2011 5:05PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
wat.

im already scarred
Feb 14 2011 5:09PM
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iggs
Posts: 827 - Karma: 39
fucked a grasshopper
Feb 14 2011 5:51PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 178
same, but parents found out
Feb 14 2011 5:56PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
felt a fat chicks fat.
Feb 14 2011 5:56PM
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,677
i shit off weird things into lakes. ima just leave it at that
Feb 14 2011 5:59PM
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KrazyistKarl
Posts: 1725 - Karma: 599
have you ever tried to shit while swimming. its hard to do
Feb 14 2011 6:04PM
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Candy
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 176
My grandma tried to set me up with this girl. My grandma called her family and asked if I could go on their family vacation. Then I actually went. That's probably one of the strangest things I've done.
Feb 14 2011 6:09PM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
I had my buddy hold onto the back of my sail boat while i sailed around and he took a shit in the water. It was kinda awkward... plus it kinda chased him
Feb 14 2011 6:10PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
its amazing. i did it in a river that ran off a mountain. the feeling of the cold water tingling my pooper was phenomenal. i was tempted to poo masty
Feb 14 2011 6:18PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
ive done this many times
Feb 14 2011 6:23PM
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CAPSLOCK*
Posts: 345 - Karma: 19
slept in a brothel, for 3 nights
Feb 14 2011 6:40PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
which reminds me

THE AQUADUMP

squat into a river with a reasonable current
poop into river
let the current swipe that shit right outta there
clean as a whistle
feels great

**note: you cannot have any part of your body immersed in the water. that's cheating. only your ass can be in, as you have to find two rocks that are about shoulder width apart that allow you to get a comfortable squat on

it actually isn't that strange, it's fucking awesome. but for some reason it seems appropriate to post in here
Feb 14 2011 6:43PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
did you slam each night i hope?
Feb 14 2011 6:44PM
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tall_t
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 15
read all of the peed in her butt replys carfully
Feb 14 2011 7:00PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
Sounds exactly like a porno I've seen...
Feb 14 2011 7:05PM
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