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Funny power animal?

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GORlLLA
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 45
I need to give a short speech on what my power animal is, and since I don't believe in all that stuff I thought I'd ask ns for something funny.
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
bottle-nose dolphin
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GORlLLA
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 45
oh, and I need a funny/short explanation. but this one is obvious cuz i have a huge schlong
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Mr.Kamu
Posts: 618 - Karma: 7
pikachu
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TheClap.
Posts: 21679 - Karma: 4,225
this
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
question: what class do you have to do this in
and another suggestion- seahorse
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,402
do it
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dreadyboy
Posts: 2306 - Karma: 34
beaver
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GORlLLA
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 45
I'll do it if anyone can come up with some sort of explanation why I picked it. lol
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notadoctor
Posts: 408 - Karma: 663
you have electricity powers so does pikachu. I don't see the problem
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Chinchilla
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Steezegull
Posts: 477 - Karma: 63
you picked it because you refuse to be tamed by ash(the man) and will not enter his pokéball(conformity)
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
grizzlydile (you know half bear, half croc)


ps whats a 'power animal'?
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
Sloth, i take things slow.

Or platypus, I'm unique.
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BDWYE
Posts: 571 - Karma: 12
yes!
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TheClap.
Posts: 21679 - Karma: 4,225
bhahahaha ftw +k!
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The.Ginger
Posts: 978 - Karma: 13
Narwhal

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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
jelly fish because no girl want to touch tour danglies
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Scott0_robot0
Posts: 3291 - Karma: 212
how has the blobfish not came up yet.
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
Bear- Because you don't mind the cold, enjoy spending time on mountains, love scaring the shit out of people, love free food, and you enjoy the woods, and leaves
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Winston_Smith
Posts: 722 - Karma: 35
i'm a platypus cause I lay eggs
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
penguin.

like to look fancy
always there for the ladies (carrying eggs)
and you like to throw up in people's mouths
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
i just lost it
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BlackieChan
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 193
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