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the your mom thread

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ATLANTASKI
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this has the potential to be one of the better threads in NS history. just say a random your mom insult...........

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES




Jun 26 2004 1:07PM
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IrishDrink87
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Atlantaski, this thread has NO potential just because you started it. anyone else, yeah, but you ruined any, ANY chances whatsoever. You seriously need to die.
Like, go now, into a pool of toilets feces, and die.





I dont want a large Farva!

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...
Jun 26 2004 1:24PM
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SkiUnit03
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your mamas so fat, she don't need a car, she can just roll downtown





'I place him in the category of a ski thief, and invite a thousand hell hounds to feast heartily on his genitals. May he burn in eternal hellfire.'
-J.D. May
Jun 26 2004 1:25PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
can i give you a lateralis syle anal raveging irish?

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES




Jun 26 2004 1:28PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
Are you sure you wouldnt rather just give it to him? youre too young for me, dick face





I dont want a large Farva!

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...
Jun 26 2004 1:31PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
your moms a dickface

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES




Jun 26 2004 1:32PM
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r_witt
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wow, i always wondered y this kid got bashed and this thread says it all
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Jun 26 2004 1:34PM
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CameIToeJam
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atl...you have no chance of coming even close to giving a 'lateralis style' beating



-Craig

the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else
Jun 26 2004 1:35PM
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ATLANTASKI
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i know lat is in a league of his own, but at least theres something for me to aspire to

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES




Jun 26 2004 1:37PM
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IrishDrink87
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Mr Jefferson, the posts up there were just me joking and being a dick. this thread has been done a thousand times. and no one said anything for a while in it so i thought i would be an asshole.

im sorry if i offended anyone anytime during this thread. heh.





I dont want a large Farva!

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...
Jun 26 2004 1:37PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
your momma so black she spits yohooo!


RRRRRAAAAZZZZMAAATAAAAZZZ
Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust
Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
Jun 26 2004 1:39PM
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bitchassphatz
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your moma's so fat when she stands next to irish people mistake them for life size M&M's


[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]
I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack
Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack
Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy
Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity
I'm paying a good buck
So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck
When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is
Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
Jun 26 2004 4:54PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
oh, burned!


[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]
I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack
Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack
Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy
Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity
I'm paying a good buck
So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck
When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is
Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
Jun 26 2004 4:57PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
^''Life sized'' m&ms? that makes no sense. Life sized m&ms are tiny.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
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Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
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Jun 26 2004 5:03PM
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misterbinz
Posts: 1099 - Karma: 10
maybe life sized like the ones in the tv ads

'its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha' - huckster989

'Everyday the biased scum-of-the-earth imbecile that is Bill O'Reilly never ceases to amaze me with his overall idiocy and lack of grey cells between his ears.' - trevorwoulddoit
Jun 26 2004 5:07PM
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J.D.
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Yeah, I figured that was what he meant... but they're not life sized. they're cartoon sized.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jun 26 2004 5:08PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
man, shut up. that's from nutty professor.


[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]
I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack
Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack
Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy
Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity
I'm paying a good buck
So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck
When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is
Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
Jun 26 2004 5:10PM
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AJ_concepts
Posts: 903 - Karma: 11
maybe you mean human-sized?
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Jun 26 2004 5:15PM
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Kotelet
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Your Mom's so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

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My knee is like my skiing... Really bad.
Jun 26 2004 5:22PM
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Kotelet
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Your Mom's so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

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My knee is like my skiing... Really bad.
Jun 26 2004 5:24PM
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Kotelet
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Your Mom's so fat that when she lies on the beach, Greenpeace show up and try to push her back into the water.

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My knee is like my skiing... Really bad.
Jun 26 2004 5:26PM
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hoodratz47
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your mommas so fat and black she has her own naacp chapter...!


RRRRRAAAAZZZZMAAATAAAAZZZ
Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust
Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
Jun 26 2004 5:38PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
HAHAHAHAHA^ your moms a NAACP chapter

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES




Jun 26 2004 5:39PM
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3ski6guy0
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hahahaha. thats great


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Jun 26 2004 5:42PM
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*ELLA*
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irish how can you say this thread has been done a thousand times, you've been on this website for like 3 months
~Ella

Messed knees for life

*skiing isn't a sport, it's a lifestyle*

Ella and Lauren: changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.
Jun 26 2004 6:07PM
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asac
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hahaha SHUT DOWN





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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
Jun 26 2004 6:09PM
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ATLANTASKI
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i was thinkin the exact same thing

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES




Jun 26 2004 6:23PM
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Kotelet
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Your mom is so fat, she owns her own zip-code.

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My knee is like my skiing... Really bad.
Jun 26 2004 6:28PM
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Kotelet
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Your mom is so fat, she sells her shade during the summer.

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My knee is like my skiing... Really bad.
Jun 26 2004 6:29PM
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hoodratz47
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your momma is so greasy, wd-40 went bankrupt.


you momma so poor that when i lit a match in her house she sang.. clap your hands stomp your feet praise the lord casue we got heat


RRRRRAAAAZZZZMAAATAAAAZZZ
Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust
Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
Jun 26 2004 7:30PM
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P-JO
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no your mom is the mom




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Jun 26 2004 7:52PM
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ATLANTASKI
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i was on the river yesterday kayaking for white water merit badge and our guide goes, there are numerous rocks on this section of the river or somethin like that and this 12 year old kid in my class goes, YOUR MOMS NUMEROUS, it was great

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES




Jun 26 2004 7:55PM
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nilzlet
Posts: 1892 - Karma: 16
heres a good one, it insults you and your mom(i got the idea from remember the titans)

-'aww man, i just gave your mom a piggy back, and man, shes twice as heavy as you!'



what did that post make you think of me?
Jun 26 2004 7:56PM
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Irotate360
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ATLANTASKI,, THE UNION WON NIGGER



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ya, i know, mommy and daddy got me a cell hpone, but it was for safety reasons while driving the lexus they bought me.
Jun 26 2004 10:11PM
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hendrik.
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ehy do you call him nigger? that makes no FUCKING sense whatsoever.

dave murray session 1 rocked..
Jun 26 2004 10:17PM
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hendrik.
Posts: 6715 - Karma: 267
oh,
and yo moma's so fat, if she wants to go skateboarding, she has to use a surfboard with tractor wheels.

dave murray session 1 rocked..
Jun 26 2004 10:18PM
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mg.
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you momas so fat that had to call in the swat team to find her belly button
Jun 26 2004 11:09PM
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r5tommy
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your mammas so fat that okemo has her grind flat bars in order to make them c rails
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SUMMER
Jun 26 2004 11:13PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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i fucked your mom
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*THIS JUST IN*

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In related news, Nancy Reagan available at 82
Jun 26 2004 11:26PM
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B-Har406
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ur moms fat aagagahahahaaaaa




we bet this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court... oops.-Skiierman


no, you get a rear wheel drive car, and do a donut, and punt them across the street with the tail of the car. that's how to do it with ghetto bling bling steeze.-Bangor
Jun 26 2004 11:27PM
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hucksterjibber15
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damn, i was gonna say i fucked your mom, but then ^^^ bastard
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Jun 26 2004 11:33PM
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Breheny
Posts: 1262 - Karma: 436
ur moms so fat.......that.......um.....SHE'S FAT! YEH BITCH WHATS UP NOW!!!!!!!



Nick

'He was probably beating it to some sexy orangatang tittes in a national geographic' - Lateralis

'oh yeah, well when i smoke, i COUGH...Thats right BITCHES' - freestylindude
Jun 27 2004 4:00AM
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Kotelet
Posts: 1133 - Karma: 21
I went to a restaurant the other day and a sign said: 'Maximum occupancy 52 people or YOUR MOM'

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My knee is like my skiing... Really bad.
Jun 27 2004 6:13AM
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anti_bunk
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your moms so fat when i shoot her she says that tickles
Jun 27 2004 2:26PM
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anti_bunk
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i just made that up btw

Jun 27 2004 2:26PM
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3ski6guy0
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your mom is your mom


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Jun 27 2004 2:33PM
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nilzlet
Posts: 1892 - Karma: 16
I get profits off your moms earnings.



what did that post make you think of me?
Jun 27 2004 5:18PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
I knew this was going to be an opportunity for post whoring, and hey look, there's brentharlen. What the hell was that post good for?

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jun 27 2004 5:28PM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
Your mothers so ugly she looks like she was donkey punched in the face by a Gorilla.





FARP




''i smoke herb and rock a turbin''-Public_Maverick
Jun 27 2004 8:12PM
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Planet_Captain
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your momma's so fat, her blood-type is Ragu!
Jun 27 2004 9:41PM
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ATLANTASKI
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hahahaha thats nasty

NINTHWARD-ITS A SKI COMPANY, BITCH!

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES

Jun 27 2004 10:20PM
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