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3 Fucked up questions.

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GORlLLA
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So I won't go into details but I need to preform a ton of interviews. The first 15 questions are just normal 'what is your favorite....' just getting to know people types of questions but the last three need to be super messed up. So NS, help me think of some really messed up questions.


For example two of my friend's questions (mostly for guys btw):

would you rather have sex with your grandma or lose your penis?

would you rather eat a diarrhea filled calzone or a mug of period blood?



Feb 11 2011 12:38PM
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iSmokeweed
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First
Feb 11 2011 12:41PM
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corona
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would you rather spend a whole day hiking for a half hour run of 3 feet of pow or a a whole day hiking and get 3 half hour runs of 1 foot of pow..
Feb 11 2011 12:42PM
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LittleFoot
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sex with gramma and mug of period blood.

would you rather stick you hand in a blender until you reached your shoulder or spend the rest of your life as a a head and torso
Feb 11 2011 12:45PM
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vailsux.com
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Dude, you can't ask me to make a choice between those two, that's fucked up.
Feb 11 2011 12:45PM
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3-6-steeze
Posts: 1135 - Karma: 147
would you rather be forced to rape a man, or hold your face to a sander for 10 minutes?
Feb 11 2011 12:49PM
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SgtSteamy
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1. Lose Penis
2. Kill self because I'm not drinking a cup of period juice or a calzone of diarrhea. I'm gagging thinking about it.
Feb 11 2011 12:58PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
What..the fuck...
Feb 11 2011 1:12PM
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GORlLLA
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 45
bump, I need some more questions.
Feb 11 2011 5:20PM
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hoodSlayer
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Are you a pledge in a fraternity by any chance haha?
Feb 11 2011 5:48PM
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WorthDaMoney
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would you rather have a dozen leeches on your dick all day everyday for a week, or get fisted by shaq until his whole hand fits
Feb 11 2011 5:51PM
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geteducated
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is the diarrhea calzone stone baked or regular?
Feb 11 2011 5:52PM
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wynnyk
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fucking weird.
Feb 11 2011 5:54PM
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WorthDaMoney
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yep
but so is "would you rather eat a diarrhea filled calzone or a mug of period blood?"
just following the example
Feb 11 2011 5:57PM
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SgtSteamy
Posts: 498 - Karma: 202
Dozen Leeches. His fist would kill me.
Feb 11 2011 6:30PM
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LordWang
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for a girl: would you rather eat out your mom or have sex with your dad?
for a dude: would you rather blow your dad or have sex with your mom?

would you rather eat a smegma filled twinky or suck a homeless dudes dick?

google smegma if you dont know what it is.
Feb 11 2011 6:33PM
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triebby
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As long as is the slope 40 degrees or steeper and the 3 feet is Utah pow that fell when it was 10 degrees Fahrenheit, I would take the one run of 3 feet without question. A half hour long run in 3 feet of pow under the conditions described above would without a doubt be the most epic run of your life.
Feb 11 2011 6:34PM
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Steve-Brown
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i dont know how you even get to that conversation.
wow.
Feb 11 2011 6:38PM
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MaMann
Posts: 473 - Karma: 29
wow thats so fucked up this sounds like my english class during free time last year...
Feb 11 2011 8:54PM
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ButterItOut
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Dude what the fuck thats so disgusting im goign to puke after that smegma shit wtf, good question thouhg lol
Feb 11 2011 9:10PM
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Sam.Carson
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would you rather tbag a bear trap or get double pen. in the ass by 2 gay guys who are really enjoying it.
Feb 11 2011 10:07PM
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-Dan
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Taylor gang? or good music?
Feb 11 2011 10:08PM
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pmw
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would you rather puff a quarter of heads for 100 or a half of kb
Feb 11 2011 10:10PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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ooooh myyyy gooood... ouch.

would you rather put a bra on Hilary Clinton or take one off Oprah?

would rather shit a bowling ball or piss a marble?
Feb 11 2011 10:11PM
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skiierman
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those are awesome questions... if you're 16. here's an example of a good question...

- what STD would you be willing to have if you knew you could pass it on to your most hated person through un-lubed angry sex?

Feb 11 2011 10:49PM
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pmw
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would you rather go through life with no friends or being a ginger?

wait, why pick when you can both, like skiierman!
Feb 11 2011 11:18PM
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coopsteeez
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would you rather peel off your face with  a potato peeler
or
peel off your friends face and eat it
Feb 11 2011 11:19PM
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alvy.
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would you rather kill your friend and eat him/her, or have your friend eat your arm?
Feb 12 2011 12:15AM
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PartyHon
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FFFFUUUUUU i pick OR
Feb 12 2011 12:17AM
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Flowsion
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would you rather attend a kegger with westboro baptists or drink alone at the olive garden by yourself
Feb 12 2011 12:27AM
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Flowsion
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oops for the redundancy in my last post. i've been drinking...it's friday
Feb 12 2011 12:33AM
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JIBpsy^^
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Would you rather shit napalm or piss nytroglycerine?

Feb 12 2011 12:34AM
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Deezy
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would you give a guy a bj for $50,000
Feb 12 2011 12:37AM
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KrazyistKarl
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at the kegger or olive garden?
Feb 12 2011 12:48AM
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LittleFoot
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both, at the same time
Feb 12 2011 11:54AM
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skithesprings
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this exactly. where will you ever get to ski 30 minutes straight of 3 feet of pow.
Feb 12 2011 12:00PM
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Mr.Turtle
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East Coast

would you rather kill both your parents or shove a glass pipe up your peehole and smash it with a sledgehammer?
Feb 12 2011 12:03PM
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skithesprings
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i already killed both my parents.


do i win?
Feb 12 2011 12:06PM
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Mr.Turtle
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no, this leaves you with only one option. have fun
Feb 12 2011 12:07PM
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Slone.
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would you rather piss out a golf ball or shit out a bolling ball?
Feb 12 2011 3:05PM
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teestomyknees
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would you rather watch porn with your parents, or featuring your parents?
Mar 28 2011 1:23AM
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SgtSteamy
Posts: 498 - Karma: 202
With
Mar 28 2011 1:24AM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,123
jesus fuck....
Mar 28 2011 2:50AM
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chicken
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I guess I clicked the title. but still.
Mar 28 2011 2:51AM
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.jon
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I respect this post.
Mar 28 2011 2:55AM
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john.stossel
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so wrong......

Mar 28 2011 2:58AM
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samsquamch
Posts: 342 - Karma: 96
hahahaha
Mar 28 2011 3:01AM
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john.stossel
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you people are all going to hell
Mar 28 2011 3:37AM
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john.stossel
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what fucking horror movies did you kids grow up watching?
Mar 28 2011 3:49AM
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RudyGarmisch
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What does human taste like?
Mar 28 2011 3:52AM
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