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The Best Chinese Fortune Cookies
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what are the beat one I've seen? also with endings like "-in bed" or "-with corpuses"
Today I got You are the life of the party... with corpuses.
what are the best you've got ns?
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"In matters of opinion, you know best"
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I got one once that said "pass the bill to the person on your left."
Too bad I was eating carryout by myself...
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great things will come to you if you look for them...in bed
great things will come to you if you look for them...in corpses
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i got one that said "USA"
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sorry, posted from INS and u've went to i've,stupid autocorrect
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I got one that said " Go fuck yourself, that was a shitty tip"
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"You will find love on Flag Day"
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"drink a dragon pee-pee!"
All times are Eastern (-5)
