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what would u name ur kid?
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i cam across this kid the other day and his name was 'Girth' and ironically he was a large kid...and i was wondering....who would name their kid that...so what would u name ur kid/kids....boy and girl
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'Oops' or Accident.
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im having 3 kids. one jesus, one garcia, and the girl page.
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hahaha......
boy: garfield
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hazel
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Boy: Archibald
I don't know about a girls name.
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Rex, Knewdelz, and Bruno (or bruna if its a girl)
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Jamal, then he cud be like, 'yea, im a gangsta. And then I would make his middle name ready, and so if someone is like U ready? Hed be like 'My middle name is ready.'
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after kye peterson..or just kuz u like the name?
hazel
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i just like the name.
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boy:TOI
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Toilets are so damn hot right now
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i always liked the name sven...i always said i was gunna name my son Sven..although i have no swedish in me....i also like the name Tanner...not because fo Tanner Hall...just kuz its a sweet name
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i dont know waht id call my kid, something that not alot of kids have
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my friends last name is hafner, and he is naming his kid hugh. so sweet
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if i named my kid pete, would there be any way of making sure hes never called peter because peter is a gay name and pete is a cool name
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I'd name him Goliath. And then I'd have another one and name him david.
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Ive always liked the name rune. I kinda got it from teh skater but then i just thought it was really cool. Im not danish though
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boy - michelle
girl - steve
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those middle names are family names so i have to keep them going
and for a girl...jasmine
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^haha that would get confusing
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dude Frank Zappa got it right. Dweezel and Moon Unit.
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ill just sell out my kids names for sponsorship... get something cool for a name like Nokia or Starbucks.... i think Starbucks would make a good girls name.
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i know a guy named starbuck.. its kind of weird. i think i would name my kid myles or dayne
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boy: tanner hall
girl sarah burke
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nathanel and super fly, or i would have twins and name them, Dejuan, and DeAdejuan
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maybe i could even get some sort of co-sponsorship and have one be named something like mitsubaru or wal-depot... that probably wouldnt be worht as much though.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
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ooh, oakley would be sick... maybe i could get some ski gear out of the deal
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
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Wasn't there a guy named Starbuck on battlestar galactica or something? I might be wrong, I'm a little weak on cheesy 70s sci fi.
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i would name mine
boys: Myles, sven, oscar and finally Vladimir Dietrich, so that his initials would be V.D. :D
girls: Ravel, Grace, Carla, Sarah, Mackenziea and Dana
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definatley 'jermajesty' or 'pilot inspektor'....
oh, wait, i think those are already taken... crap...
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i would name the boy lars and the girl america, that would suck for them
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I've been a fan of the name sven as well, i'm scandinavian anyway, so it would fit in with the family name...and i had a cousin named that as well. lots of ppl thought it was a cool name
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eh mine is still better than all of yours. wheather you think so or not. i mean everytime someone talks to the kid he is respected.
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I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack
Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack
Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy
Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity
I'm paying a good buck
So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck
When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is
Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
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