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KillerMonkey
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I wonder wat it would be like in Heaven with snow and everything?
There would be like 5ft pow everyday and everytime you made a track it would be covered up a again instantaneously and there would be an awesome park.
Sorry bout this thread for all you who think its bullshit. Summer is gettin to me and i'm daydreamin again.




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Jun 25 2004 7:50PM
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Irotate360
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if theres not i got little kids to fuck in the ass to get into hell. its hot but ill bring some carpet to slide on



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Jun 25 2004 7:54PM
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JustinJamesTurner
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ski heaven - a never ending stor...mountain, it would be so sweet, imagine being a ski spirit and just floating after you hit a kicker, shit would be crazy, could god build a jump so big that even he himself God, could not hit it ? hmmmm - go ski with Jesus and smoke a phatty! Im down!
Jun 25 2004 8:02PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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perfect park groomed every run...lil dead kids lying on the ground becasue they got in my way...powder everywhere

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they should just hire some fine ass slutty bitch at president, then send her to the middle east and fuck all the terrorists to make them happy and everything will end as long as she keeps fucken them- lateralis
Jun 27 2004 9:53PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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it would be 75 degrees all the time. With perfect snow conditions though. That would rock. Powder in 75 degree weather.

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Jun 27 2004 11:51PM
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Adamskinick
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^plus u could wear nothing, just be naked but no snow burn. u felt comfortable. always. like a titty blanket.
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Jun 28 2004 12:18AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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id say 25 degrees out and wearing a one piece naked with nice fur insside

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
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they should just hire some fine ass slutty bitch at president, then send her to the middle east and fuck all the terrorists to make them happy and everything will end as long as she keeps fucken them- lateralis
Jun 28 2004 11:08AM
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asac
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it'd be 75 degrees out but the snow would be perfect.





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Jun 28 2004 11:11AM
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asac
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oh wait someone already said that





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Jun 28 2004 11:12AM
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Lateralis
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thered would a be a 650 foot kicker with a 2 mile gap


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Jun 28 2004 11:12AM
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asac
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and pain didn't exist.





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Jun 28 2004 11:13AM
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KillerMonkey
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^ye no pain would be good.




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Jun 28 2004 1:43PM
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bobdole
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if thats what heaven was like id kill myself


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Jun 28 2004 3:35PM
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stevie.
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and you could have the choice of any ski ever created or super skis that would be perfect for the conditions... ahhh




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Jun 28 2004 3:44PM
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asac
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No, God manufactured his own skis and gave everyone a pair and they were the sickest things ever.

GOD SKIS, coming to a cloud near you.





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Jun 28 2004 3:47PM
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no crowds whatsoever, you could have your own mountain if you felt like it, and the chairlifts would be lazyboy recliners with big screen TVs hooked up to them ready to play whatever you wanted


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Jun 28 2004 3:51PM
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Norred
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whoever gets there first let us know


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Jun 28 2004 4:08PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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id actually like some bruises... no pain would get boring...
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Jun 28 2004 4:24PM
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I'd go shreddin with Saddam's sons.

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Jun 28 2004 4:26PM
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KillerMonkey
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since there arent any physical pains or needs in heaven you prob wouldnt get bruises




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