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Halp, I gotts to name mah rats.

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doritos
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Hey, I just got two rats and I'm looking to name them... this one isn't mine but they basically look like this:

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Anything badass and/or sarcastic and amusing will work, for example my two mice that I've been breeding to feed my girlfriend's snake are named Wonderboy and Fat Vag. Thanks much!
Feb 10 2011 4:36PM
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HermioneGranger
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Giovanni and Cleveland...
Feb 10 2011 4:40PM
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eldridge
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater and The Octagon
Feb 10 2011 4:42PM
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BITS
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bdog and edollo?????? :)
Feb 10 2011 4:44PM
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H8CH
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Jeff and Doug
Feb 10 2011 4:45PM
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.AR6rider.
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Bruce Willis and Jason Statham.
Feb 10 2011 4:45PM
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broto
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rattata & raticate?
Feb 10 2011 4:51PM
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Proze
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pinky and brain obviously
Feb 10 2011 4:57PM
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eheath
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Why the fuck did you get rats?
Feb 10 2011 4:59PM
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3-6-steeze
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ekans and arbok would own them
Feb 10 2011 5:00PM
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Milksteak
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Turbo
Feb 10 2011 5:03PM
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eldridge
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why the fuck do you care?

and rats are the tits
Feb 10 2011 5:05PM
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Trojan~Man
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your/mom
Feb 10 2011 5:05PM
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skithesprings
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pinky and the brain, duhhhhh.

or cletus and tyrone,

Feb 10 2011 5:08PM
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hoodratz47
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blood and savage
Feb 10 2011 5:10PM
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Milksteak
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......I think it's pretty safe to say that two rats are not the average pets, so it's a fairly legitimate question.
Feb 10 2011 5:14PM
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HermioneGranger
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Thing 1 and Thing 2
Feb 10 2011 5:15PM
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eldridge
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god forbid someone step outside the realm of average
Feb 10 2011 5:44PM
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O.G.Surachai
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D'Brickashaw
Feb 10 2011 5:44PM
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O.G.Surachai
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name them both that
Feb 10 2011 5:45PM
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General_Ripper
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Franky four fingers

and

Jizer
Feb 10 2011 5:53PM
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eldridge
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someone finally recognizes the awesomeness of D'Brickashaw Ferguson!
Feb 10 2011 5:54PM
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BDWYE
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Tom and Wallisch
Feb 10 2011 5:55PM
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doritos
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Rats are badass pets. They can be trained to come to their name, you can leave the top open and let them roam around the house even when you're not there, their wicked smart and have a ton of personality. Likin' the suggestions, keep em coming,
Feb 10 2011 6:09PM
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EC-Skier
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penis and vagina

Snake Bait and his friend

Feb 10 2011 6:12PM
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Nurgle
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Suganips and Mr.Brosephstalin
Feb 10 2011 6:14PM
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Jonny.Ski
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If there's a fat one call it eheath Jksss, something to do with gnar
Feb 10 2011 6:17PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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I'd call them lunch and dinner.....and then I'd feed them to my snake.
Feb 10 2011 6:23PM
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littlefirsty
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buzzkilington
Feb 10 2011 8:14PM
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fragglemuffin
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Rupert and Wallace
Feb 10 2011 8:16PM
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SkiThe603
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Black and Yellow
Feb 10 2011 8:16PM
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Steezy.Taught.Me
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olga the russian dwarf, and Geoffrey
Feb 10 2011 8:18PM
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katie.
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Han Solo and Leia.

that or Darth and Vader

Feb 10 2011 8:18PM
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yeahno
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Shia LeBouff


David Spade
Feb 10 2011 8:18PM
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PeteyWykes
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this
Feb 10 2011 8:19PM
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SlimDunkin.
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Wow
Feb 11 2011 1:32PM
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JamesR
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Henry and Justin
Feb 11 2011 1:39PM
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