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MY TOILET FUCKING OVERFLOWED!
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I got out from my nice warm bed to take a leak, I open the lid to find the water is blackish (it's that general color but not that way). I thought 'ew gross' but not that big a deal. Relieve myself, flush the toilet, and it gives a rejecting gurgling noise.
Then it overflowed.
I would have minimized damage by closing the water tank's stopper if it weren't for the assorted shit on the top of the back part, thank you very much mom. I didn't have time to move the stuff off as my feet were getting soaked in grungy toilet water, so I stepped out of the bathroom and watched the damage unfold, as if I were watching a sperm whale vomit (It just keeps coming and coming...!).
It's absolutely terrible. The whole room reeks hideously now with assorted pieces of unknown matter (looks like ashes, I swear if my brother and his pot's ashes which he flushes are the cause of this he is so dead) scattered on the floor, and leaving me in a very agitated state. I don't want to use a towel because there's just so much water, and it's 1:30 in the morning. I can't deal with this right now; I just wanna jack off and go to sleep (I'll unfortunately be in for a rude awakening tomorrow morning when my mom finds this horrid mess).
Help me, what should I do?
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Welp, sounds like you need to open the window, close the bathroom door (after having turned on the fan), make sure your feet are CLEAN, then go to bed and deny everything in the morning.
Or you could take the nobler path and fuck up a few towels for the sake of an undamaged (or less damaged) floor.
Also, pics or it didn't happen. That's your first order of business. (please don't. I'll call you out, but I really don't want to see it)
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what kind of poor house do you live in without a urinal
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I promise you it's not because of ash. lol.
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no window in bathroom, but door's closed and fan's on full blast. I'll mop up the mess in the morning I suppose.
I should really get more fiber in me...
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crank the heat if you house to 120 so that it evaporates all the water and you only have to sweep up pot ash in the morning? Profit!
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forgot to add, nobody wants to see my shit sitting in brown evaporating water. There's no fucking way I'd make up a story this stupid.
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Noble idea, but I can foresee a problem, the heat may only increase the smell. It may also only awake your parents and bring more attention to light. My advice is this. Wipe up as much as you can with any shitty towels that you may have. If you are going to get "blamed" for it do as much as you can right now. Not worth getting grounded for. Hit the fan and use a lot of febreeze or air bacterial killer. Leave the fan on all night. Also i would suggest getting the specks of "unknown" matter up. If you don't, you're mom will be really mad, seeing that she has to do it. If it's your brothers pot flakes, wake him up and make him do it or you tell him you will rat him out. It's low. But it could work.
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What an appropriate name for posting in this thread
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I think if you clean it up now, your mom wont be that mad. Leaving it for them to find would probably be worse.
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Pwahaha I didn't think about that. The "sgt" in my name comes from my first gamertag in 9th grade. Everyone called me "sgt" in high school, at least all the guys did. Because of my gamertag [50 in halo WOOT]. The "steamy" comes from my old car detailing business I rand throughout high school. I hired all my buddies and they used to call me "steams" short for "steam cleaner." So I just put the two and two together.
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SHIT BANDIT STRIKES AGAIN!
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Use every towel in the house, mop it up, then throw em into he washing machine. Nobody will know what happened and you'll score extra points for doing laundry.
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ok so here's what I did:
I went to sleep and mopped up the assorted remains in the morning, then cleaned the toilet bowl with that Lysol stuff.
To make sure that the toilet was unplugged, I boiled a pot of water and plunged it a few times until it drank it's slurry. Best part is, nobody found out.
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You live in a house with a urinal?!?! If this weren't the internet, I would shake your hand, Esquire.
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