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Bros before hoes

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qbehr
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my friend broke up with his girl because she stopped smoking weed

he told her the reason was

Blunts before cunts
Feb 10 2011 1:30AM
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Cufe.
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he has some major priority issues
Feb 10 2011 1:31AM
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qbehr
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thats exactly what i said i was like dude you need to relax and get your shit figgured out
Feb 10 2011 1:32AM
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eddy9
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Fu#*ing hell was wrong in his mind
Feb 10 2011 1:34AM
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Steezy_IN_KC
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In this sector i detect a large quantity of FAIL!
Feb 10 2011 1:34AM
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TPalms
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I can understand where the "bro's before hoe's" adage can be applicable, but really? Your friend needs to re-think a few things...
Feb 10 2011 2:58AM
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Abc567def
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wow your friend is fucking retarded
Feb 10 2011 3:02AM
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wolf.
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I must say that girl is kind of lucky she got out of that relationship then.
Feb 10 2011 3:08AM
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messplay
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TWAT DID YOU SAY? I CUNT HEAR YOU
Feb 10 2011 3:09AM
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lineskier10
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wait wait wait that is just crazy, how obscene, this just shocks me; why on earth does he even allow his woman to think for herself?
Feb 10 2011 3:11AM
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Abc567def
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abbie your icon makes my face go from :) to :D

(no homo?) actually i don't know what to add to the end of that
Feb 10 2011 3:12AM
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nickyp
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See you next Tuesday
Feb 10 2011 3:14AM
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JoeTheRipper
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maybe his girlfriend sucked??? just sayin...
Feb 10 2011 8:46AM
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nickyp
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or didn't, as the case may be.
Feb 10 2011 9:13AM
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Steve-Brown
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that's a bit harsh dont ya think?
Feb 10 2011 9:29AM
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ski-swagga
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I loled so hard. As said before, priorities figured out.
Feb 10 2011 10:01AM
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airjake
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is he retarded?
Feb 10 2011 10:49AM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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this thread needs PICS OF SAID GIRL AND SAID GUY
Feb 10 2011 12:35PM
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Nurgle
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ill agree with you.

and is that a fucking pokemon, or Neopet?
Feb 10 2011 1:21PM
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HermioneGranger
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This.
Feb 10 2011 1:30PM
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315jibber94
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hahahaha +k
Feb 10 2011 1:34PM
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Heinzler
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i may have to friend you..not lying when i say i laugh (out loud) to almost every one of your posts..
Feb 10 2011 1:40PM
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ryano
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it is a great icon. made me smile
Feb 10 2011 1:55PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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pokemon - umbreon
Feb 10 2011 2:26PM
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British.steeze
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this guy knows whats up, women need to live for their man. that means that if he smokes weed, she smokes weed :)
Feb 24 2011 10:08AM
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introvert
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I laughed inside. Thank you for the lulz, OP.
Feb 24 2011 10:10AM
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pmw
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your friend is a fucking boss

Feb 24 2011 10:22AM
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chardi
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THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICS




why does nobody realize this??
Feb 24 2011 10:26AM
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daskis
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He sucks, although blunts are great. As long as she's not trying to control him and complaining that he smokes weed, he is a douche.
Feb 24 2011 10:43AM
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arneson
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yeahhh i just got out of this thing with a girl cus she smoked too much weed..
Feb 24 2011 11:30AM
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Hemulen.
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the fuck is a neopet?
Feb 24 2011 11:39AM
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Big_Spence
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.
Feb 24 2011 11:42AM
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neutralzombie
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agreed.
Feb 24 2011 11:42AM
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arneson
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Neopets are the shit dude. where have you been!!!!!!!
Feb 24 2011 11:42AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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hahaha blunts before cunts

Feb 24 2011 11:43AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. my girl is a walking dare campaign and I couldn't love drugs any more, but there's more to a relationship than that.

your friend is obviously young and hasn't learned what really matters in life yet.
Feb 24 2011 12:00PM
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switchington
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are you a troll, or just a dick?
Feb 24 2011 12:11PM
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pmw
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no, his friend is probbaly in high school and doesnt want to waste these years fucking around with some lame hoe

its not like hes going to marry the bitch. people try to make so much out of HS relationships


Feb 24 2011 12:12PM
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switchington
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it's confirmed then, you're just a dick.
Feb 24 2011 12:18PM
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introvert
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This.

For all you know, he might have broken up with her regardless whether she stopped smoking or not.


Feb 24 2011 12:21PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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so she's lame just because she doesn't smoke? i was always more concerned with the pussy than I was having another set of lungs, but maybe that's just me.
Feb 24 2011 12:23PM
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qbehr
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this thread got out of control
Feb 24 2011 12:26PM
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introvert
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That post, and then your icon..Irony.
Feb 24 2011 12:27PM
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Armanzoid
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You guys think he is stupid, but really he has more balls than most people.

If you have to change the person you are to be with someone, then that person normally isn't right for you. Whats the point of constantly changing the person you are for someone else, who does that person really love, you, or some idea they have of you?

At least he broke up now, because it would have happened later anyway.
Feb 24 2011 12:27PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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i should add that I agree with you that people try and make way too much out of HS relationships. i'm not saying marry the bitch (no offense, ladies), but if she's fucking his brains out, then who gives a shit if she smokes half of his shit all of the time. more drugz for him.
Feb 24 2011 12:28PM
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muellerc
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his girl mustve been a raging bitch or he is a dumbass
Feb 24 2011 12:33PM
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little1337
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skip to 1:50
Feb 24 2011 12:35PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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haha yeah, it would look that way on the surface.

as long as a girl doesn't give a fuck that I like to get high, then I don't give a fuck if she doesn't. actually, it's cheaper that way. more for me. you can still have just as much fun together.

now if she's a preaching bitch and is trying to make you quit, then she can fuck off. there's plenty of women out there that don't give a fuck....regardless of whether or not they indulge themselves.
Feb 24 2011 12:35PM
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qbehr
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hermione used to be so ugly
Feb 24 2011 12:37PM
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