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SohCahToa
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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0624041pump1.html

check that shit out. what else can i say?
Jun 25 2004 9:19AM
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bigJ
Posts: 3148 - Karma: 10
that is fucking hilarious, 'like a blood pressure cuff being released', ha










Driving that Train
Jun 25 2004 9:29AM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
For the lazy ones.





i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
Jun 25 2004 9:30AM
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SohCahToa
Posts: 1221 - Karma: 11
he shaved his sack during trial. beat that. can anyone find his party affiliation?
Jun 25 2004 9:31AM
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jumpman
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 10
practical joke my ass
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Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!
Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches
Jun 25 2004 9:44AM
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alex_uk
Posts: 812 - Karma: 10
I'm not to sure that is true, pretty easy to make a bullshit news story on the internet....


- Alex.
Jun 25 2004 9:45AM
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SohCahToa
Posts: 1221 - Karma: 11
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040624/ap_on_re_us/judge_s_conduct_1

theres some AP stuff about it
Jun 25 2004 10:22AM
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bigJ
Posts: 3148 - Karma: 10
the lawsuit is their, I read all of the pages, its true










Driving that Train
Jun 25 2004 10:22AM
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PocketRocketRipper
Posts: 3193 - Karma: 9
'Judge Thompson violated these Canons by his repeated use of a device known as a penis pump during non-jury and jury trials in his courtroom and in the presence of court employees while serving in his capacity as a district judge. He also violated these Canons by placing himself in a position where his court reporter viewed his penis on a number of occasions while he was serving his capacity as a district judge.'

We should be proud that this brave American is able to single handedly serve our country while servicing himself.

check out Stept... To Whom it May Concern drops July 4th!
Jun 25 2004 11:47AM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
Soh cah toa = Opp. over hyp.
= adj. over hyp.
= opp. over adj.


thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

f i was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
Jun 25 2004 11:50AM
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SohCahToa
Posts: 1221 - Karma: 11
i wish i hadnt made this name. get off the math stuff
Jun 25 2004 12:09PM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
man, that is awsome and hilarous




'I place him in the category of a ski thief, and invite a thousand hell hounds to feast heartily on his genitals. May he burn in eternal hellfire.'
-J.D. May
Jun 25 2004 12:41PM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
man, that is awsome and hilarous




'I place him in the category of a ski thief, and invite a thousand hell hounds to feast heartily on his genitals. May he burn in eternal hellfire.'
-J.D. May
Jun 25 2004 12:41PM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
man, that is awsome and hilarous




'I place him in the category of a ski thief, and invite a thousand hell hounds to feast heartily on his genitals. May he burn in eternal hellfire.'
-J.D. May
Jun 25 2004 12:41PM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
man, that is awsome and hilarous




'I place him in the category of a ski thief, and invite a thousand hell hounds to feast heartily on his genitals. May he burn in eternal hellfire.'
-J.D. May
Jun 25 2004 12:41PM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
man, that is awsome and hilarous




'I place him in the category of a ski thief, and invite a thousand hell hounds to feast heartily on his genitals. May he burn in eternal hellfire.'
-J.D. May
Jun 25 2004 12:41PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
holy shit. How does someone get that screwed up.
Jun 25 2004 12:44PM
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wilkesyachtingco
Posts: 4425 - Karma: 41
5















Mercy's eyes are blue
When she places them in front of you
Nothing holds a roman candle to
The solemn warmth you feel inside
Jun 25 2004 12:44PM
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misterbinz
Posts: 1099 - Karma: 10
man, skiunit always doubles or triples or quadruples or quintuples posts

'its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha' - huckster989

'Everyday the biased scum-of-the-earth imbecile that is Bill O'Reilly never ceases to amaze me with his overall idiocy and lack of grey cells between his ears.' - trevorwoulddoit
Jun 25 2004 1:04PM
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SmoKinSkier
Posts: 5501 - Karma: 20
He must be masturbating while on NS!




...I have Dated a girl for her brains Big, HUGE Brains!!
Jun 25 2004 2:46PM
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alex_uk
Posts: 812 - Karma: 10
Or he has parkinsons disease.


- Alex.
Jun 27 2004 4:36PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
ha ha ha ha .


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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**
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Jun 27 2004 5:04PM
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Crow
Posts: 1525 - Karma: 10
HAHAHAHAHA thats great stuff




huck something
Jun 27 2004 11:17PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
not again grandpa!





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Jun 27 2004 11:20PM
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r5tommy
Posts: 3608 - Karma: 89
dick pumps reeeeeeeeally mess up ur junk
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SUMMER
Jun 27 2004 11:22PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
seems like they would.


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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**
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Jun 28 2004 8:40AM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
what a horn dog.
Jun 28 2004 11:10AM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6436 - Karma: 109
Masturbating while on the Jury. Imagine if they made that part of the new show. That would be hilarious




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