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Make a lame school dance fun.....

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sk00t3r
Posts: 88 - Karma: 10
So I plan on attending a school dance this weekend with all my friends... The problem: my school has super lame dances. Anybody got any ideas on what me and my friends can do to jazz shit up a lil. Were already planning on drinking once we get in but im looking for some more material....
Feb 7 2011 7:23PM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,549
Have strippers show up at the party
Order a shit ton of pizza, mask number, have school pay
Cheeze wiz / whip cream / silly string / fireworks - you should be able to figure that one out
Strip down to a jock strap or speedo and go nuts

Feb 7 2011 10:12PM
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infuser
Posts: 1220 - Karma: 241

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Feb 7 2011 10:15PM
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drumbumocdp
Posts: 3229 - Karma: 1,098
Too lazy to look, but brownies right before you get there?
Feb 7 2011 10:29PM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
Gah, I could only get your karma to 16970 not 16969... but it sounds like you need to 1. find guy, 2. get fucked, 3. rinse and repeat.

Or do drugs.

Or get naked.

Or pretend you're really, really drunk (do shit you wouldn't normally do, stumble around, etc) and then when they breathalyze you, blow 0.0 and act totally sober. Because you're actually totally sober. I've done that with some friends and it was actually way fun.
Feb 7 2011 10:30PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
most pit?
Feb 7 2011 10:42PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 178
have sex on the dance floor







its been done
Feb 7 2011 10:44PM
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Yinzer
Posts: 1011 - Karma: 73
Bring a bunch of blow up sex dolls, inflate, distribute about crowd.
Feb 7 2011 10:44PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
make out with a guy, you'll surprise everyone there and be the talk of the school for the next 14-21 days
Feb 7 2011 10:45PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
wear a black morphsuit and run around breaking up couples calling yourself Captain Chastity
Feb 7 2011 10:47PM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36

This also somehow slip all the chaperones and the DJ some X. SLip yourself some too      

 SEX + EX= RIDING A MUTHER FUCKING T REX

Feb 7 2011 10:52PM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
fuck bitches get paid
(i.e. grind your pre-pubescent loins on a blooming young females ass and buy a bunch of pills you can sell to all the kids who went to have a good time and aren't because it's a shitty school dance)
Feb 7 2011 10:56PM
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kstanz
Posts: 3058 - Karma: 477
mmm dedfinatly think i will the 3rd one, i would be a huge hippocrite but its always fun.. haha yea my karma was sweet for a bit
Feb 7 2011 11:49PM
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koober
Posts: 111 - Karma: 9
lolz
Feb 7 2011 11:56PM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
go through the whole dance with your dick out and see how long you can avoid being kicked out
Feb 7 2011 11:57PM
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thelizards
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Feb 8 2011 12:00AM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
You're gonna get naked? Or did you not read my post carefully enough to realize it's the fourth you're thinking of?
Feb 8 2011 12:00AM
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array.
Posts: 2439 - Karma: 202

go skiing...

Feb 8 2011 12:01AM
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naturday
Posts: 493 - Karma: 238
bring a ton of cardboard, lay it all out on the floor, proceed to show everyone your sweet break-dancing moves. If you really want to make it a good night and get lucky with a young lady do the worm for a soild 10 mintues. Trust me this will be the best night of your life!!!
Feb 8 2011 12:11AM
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