Replying to Conversations with Homeless people

Any of you guys ever end up talking to bums, and realize that their actually nice guys? We were chattin it up with two homeless guys, and they said they were planning on stealing a van, and then they attempted stealing someones car when it was still moving on main street. Then we invited them to a party we were at, and we were all singing and dancing and having a great time. then the 65 year old bum told a 16 year old girl that he was gonna 'shove it striaght in her slot, and send it straight to the womb'. Now that I think aobut it, they werent nice at all, and one of them tried to steal my 40. Well anyways, anyone have any stories about funny homeless people, that despite their misfortunes, still always have a smile on their faces?