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Any of you guys ever end up talking to bums, and realize that their actually nice guys? We were chattin it up with two homeless guys, and they said they were planning on stealing a van, and then they attempted stealing someones car when it was still moving on main street. Then we invited them to a party we were at, and we were all singing and dancing and having a great time. then the 65 year old bum told a 16 year old girl that he was gonna 'shove it striaght in her slot, and send it straight to the womb'. Now that I think aobut it, they werent nice at all, and one of them tried to steal my 40. Well anyways, anyone have any stories about funny homeless people, that despite their misfortunes, still always have a smile on their faces?
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hahaha thats fucken great
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no, but i feel bad for those people sometimes....
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hahahahahahahahahahahaahaha oh man, cant say ive ever had a conversation with a bum. Did he have the usual bum attire?
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He had on an old pair of jeans, thats it. His friend was in similar attire, and they were talking about who was gonna sell their pants for beer money. and he would try and mack chicks at the party and his false teeth would fall out.
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onetime i was skateboarding downtown and this bumb came up to me and my friends and told us a story about how he was in vancouver and saw a skateboarder ollie off 40 stairs and die.
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they will do ANYTHING for a few dollars^
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In Montreal I gave a bum the rest of my box of cookies. He was stoked.
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You should see bumfights 4. Its a documentary ON bumfights. That one bum Rufus has been sober for over a year. He talks about what he did, very sad.
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Bumfights is fucked up... Bum hunting was pretty cool though, thats about it.
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im afraid of bums
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i talked to this crazy cat who is constantly mumbling to himself. i've seen him around ever since 8th grade and shit when i would skateboard at night, so i finally talked to him. he was very intelligent. his name was nicholas m shophin
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i was once in chicago writing and scribbling shit in a journal when this black dude with one eye and half a dozen teeth and the biggest shopping cart of shit youve ever seen said something that startled me and we ended up chatting for 3-4 hours about everything... life liberty the pursuit of happiness, god...mickey was cool.
also when i had just moved out to long beach on belmont shore i didnt know a soul and ended up getting drunk on the beach and ended up meeting this black woman named Aurora who thoguth she was an african queen. we ended up drinkin vodka together on a couple of occasions. nice lady but when she started loitering around our front door the neighboors began to complain and the local rent a cop made her leave.
kinda funny... my first friend in cali was a black homeless woman who thought she was an african queen....
i think thats more pathetic than anything
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One of my teachers told us a story about this bum that lived in her town when she was a kid and when they were playing kickball, basketball, soccer, dodgeball, etc, the bum would run up, steal the ball, and bite it until it popped. Then he would walk away..
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^hahah, like Jaws from James Bond
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holy shit^^
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there was a guy in my town that always hitchiked back and forth with groceries and beer. the cops had taken him in many times for drunk in public and his avergae BAC was about .4 every single day. he was whack. they took him to a alcohol cneter and now hes living with some poeple. wierd
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I don't know if we have actual bums in our town, but we do have a guy who collects cans every day at the beach. Everybody's friends with him but it got weird when he started hitting on 13 year old girls and calling some hot.
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i had a deep conversation with the only bum in my town one day while bumming myself for 2 days prior, turns out we werent too different and he had a lot of the same ideas i have, but then he told me to get a job and go to college with a crazy tone and freakishly disturbed look in his eye
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yeah theres a guy in our town who collects cans, exept, he dresses as a girl, like as in, boobs, makeup, dresses, and he looks like a manly girl and everyone has seen him around. and he rides a bike everywehre
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a bum in downtown portland came up to me and asked if i would give him 2 dollars for a joke, so i said sure, but then his joke was so bad, i didnt give him the money. i told him if he did 50 push ups i would give it to him. he did.
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a lot of bums are actually very rich, some make like 100 dollars a day
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ya i said hers 10 bucks go buy me some vodka and he came back w/ a bottle of 5 dollar schotch and said they were out of vodka...funny story
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in boston once i had a homeless guy run after me cause i steped on his side of the sidewalk
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i dont talk to people, people scare me
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Isn't it odd how the people that have the less material goods often have the best personalities.
Or maybe their all just crazy.
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well if you think about it, they can make bank.
Let's just say standing out there for an hour they can collectively get about $10 from people. Well that's $10 bucks an hour, non-taxed money.
$10 an hour non-taxed (which would be like $13) is a pretty damn good job.
I have talked with alot of bums in my life, and have found that they can be some of the coolest people. I've learned alot from them.
It was pretty funny.. my friend (who is now locked up in a crazy house) used to sell drugs. A while back his dad went to go pick him up from jail. His dad brought him home and he was there for a little while, took a shower and grabbed something to eat. Before jail, he was in an out of the house. He asked his dad if he had a place that he could stay for a while. His dad said, 'yeah. one second'. We figured he was going to go call up one of his friends or something.. But no. He came back into the room with a tent. threw it at him, and then dropped him and the tent off in the middle of the park.
So, my friend set up the tent in the park and lived there for a while. Then, for a while he set up his tent in someone's backyard. The funny thing is, is that the owners' had no idea he was even back there. He set up a tv in the tent, a phone, and a radio and was robbing their power the whole time.
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haaa.. matty that bum is a goober.....
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i was in martinsburg, west virginia with two friends and we were walking home to my friends house from the mall at like 11:30 PM, its about a mile or so. we notice this guy walking behind us. hes this homeless black guy wearing some old sweats and a tattered shirt with a backpack on. we walk for about 200 feet, and then just to see if hes following us, we walk to the other side of the street. he does the same. we continue on and make a turn. he turns too. we make another turn. hes still following us. so we take off. he takes off after us and we run into a convenience store thinking we're safe. the guy stands inside the store staring back at us for 15 minutes. finally he leaves. we sneak out and cut through the woods instead of going on the open rode just to be safe. it was some scary shit.
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Fuck em dude, they shud quit holding up cardboard signs, cut their hair with their broken whiskey bottle, bathe in a creek and go work at Mcdonalds, then work their way up to at least a tent.
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the bum outside of blockbuster always tells me how beautiful i am, haha, and at first i thought that he just wanted my money (and of course i gave him like 5$) but later i was walking with my friend, and he remembered me and said, 'hello gorgeous. your friend is ugly.' hahahahahahaha, im like, thats not allowed!
im friends with the bum outside of starbucks. whenever i see him outside i get him a coffee and a bagle. hes tight
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^well, that was quite nice of you.
heres a question though, have u had a convo. with a bum, but thought they were wealthy??
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i love talking to bums, u learn alot about life and get some motivation. they are usually kinda nice, or really funny.
The one bum i wont talk to around my house is buttons, hes a child molester bum.
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haha that was a funny friggin story
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my dad and i were walking down a street in new york and this bum was sitting on the side walk and he said 'good day!' to my dad my dad said 'hows it goin?' and the bum goes 'great! i love you man!' then as we kept wanking we could hear him for like 3 blocks screaming 'I LOVE YOU MAN!'
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i was chillin outside a store in cali (i have long hair and look/am a stoner) and this guy walks past me, he's was soo bumm lookin, and is like 'Viva la Revolution!!' and i am like yeah man then he walked backed we talked a while he ended up trying to sell me drugs but i didnt have any money, he was a crazzyyy cat
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if a hobo ever logged onto ns.com, im sure it chat with him. im just not into this whole 'social' thing.
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that would be pretty cool if one of the people on NS was a Hobo.
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you have to feel sorry for all the bums, so many of them have nothing worth living for or seem to think they dont, still many of them are really friendly if you do go and talk to them
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i have a friend who sang with the new york city opera when she was younger and one time she was walking around outside with her arm out like little kids do sometimes and she accidently hit bum in the head... she said he grunted and then she ran back to where she was
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uh $13 an hour is maybe good for a high school job, but for a career $13 an hour isnt that great
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linskier, did I say we should all quit our jobs and pursue being a full-time bum as a career? I was simply trying to get the point acrossed that despite popular belief, they could indeed rake in a decent amount of money.
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