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misterbinz
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A friend of mine sent me this, and i thought it was worth sharing.

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down,he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, 'Colored people are not allowed here.'

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

'When I was born I was black,'
'When I grew up I was black,'
'When I'm sick I'm black,'
'When I go in the sun I'm black,'
'When I'm cold I'm black,'
'When I die I'll be black.'
'But you sir...'

'When you're born you're pink,'
'When you grow up you're white,'
'When you're sick, you're green,'
'When you go in the sun you turn red,'
'When you're cold you turn blue,'
'And when you die you turn purple.'
'And you have the nerve to call me colored'
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...



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Jun 24 2004 3:34PM
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dspin7x
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You thought wrong

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Jun 24 2004 3:38PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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i thought it was gonna be a racist joke, but not bad, not bad at all. Dspin7x, your a prick.





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Jun 24 2004 3:40PM
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AppSkier
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thats a good point


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Jun 24 2004 3:40PM
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Ski-hobo
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thats pretty stupid

Jun 24 2004 3:44PM
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LittleDevil720
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haha its true
Jun 24 2004 4:39PM
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*rkp*
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thats rad
Jun 24 2004 5:04PM
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Jasmine
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that was so great!




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Jun 24 2004 5:38PM
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*ELLA*
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That was a good one to bash racist people with
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Jun 24 2004 5:40PM
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icecreamsandwich
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yea at first i was irritated ..i thought it was going to be a racist joke....

but it wasnt...it was kinda funny.

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So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

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Jun 24 2004 8:03PM
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HelloThisIsDylan
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i thought it was pretty good.



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Jun 24 2004 8:04PM
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PocketRocketRipper
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why do you have to be racist against racist people? they have feelings too

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Jun 24 2004 8:08PM
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Girays_Brother
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i def dig that its very true



i pee on ur face but i dont care..
i take off ur little sisters underwear
shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee
so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.
shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.
r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
Jun 24 2004 8:21PM
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fulltiltrocker
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very clever






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Jun 24 2004 8:22PM
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freeride1260
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good for the black guy, i like people who stand up for themselves


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Jun 24 2004 8:26PM
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freeride1260
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good for the black guy, i like people who stand up for themselves


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Jun 24 2004 8:26PM
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SkiUnit03
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DUDE i got that too, but like instead of in a cafe' it was like a poem a black person made, but like same words basicly, yeah thats awsome




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Jun 24 2004 8:27PM
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bitchassphatz
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fuck yea, i dug that. and pocketrocketrider, shut up man. racist people hate on others, they deserve to be hated. that's what they want, hate.


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Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack
Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy
Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity
I'm paying a good buck
So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck
When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is
Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
Jun 24 2004 8:34PM
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mommy
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the black man was lynched in the end, right?
Jun 24 2004 8:50PM
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Smithy
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excellent! i almost got irritated at the beginning as well but was pleasantly surprised to see that it was against racist people! yay
Jun 24 2004 9:12PM
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freerider_klo
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cleaver
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Jun 24 2004 9:16PM
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h3ofilms
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haha pretty true

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Jun 24 2004 9:19PM
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hucker22
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ya thats actually a peopl by some black poet i read it in like 6th grade but idk what his name is ill do some research
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Jun 24 2004 9:31PM
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hoodratz47
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blacks are all stylely and athlitic. and its the truth.. thats why im scared the blacks will ski.. casue they will take ova.. they already have the style.. and there athlitich...


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Jun 24 2004 10:13PM
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Ski-hobo
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but they have lower IQs
Jun 24 2004 10:15PM
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misterbinz
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blacks are still generally poorer, and becasue skiing takes a significant financial commitment, the blacks won't be taking over the slopes very soon.

'its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha' - huckster989

'Everyday the biased scum-of-the-earth imbecile that is Bill O'Reilly never ceases to amaze me with his overall idiocy and lack of grey cells between his ears.' - trevorwoulddoit
Jun 24 2004 10:17PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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and they'll steal the skier chicks with their big cocks.


but about the thread, i dont change colors.
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Jun 24 2004 10:19PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
ok i found it, it originally was a peom

Black and White by Unknown Author

A black man talks to a white man:
When I was born I was black,
When I grew up I was black,
When I'm sick I'm black,
When I go in the sun I'm black,
When I'm cold I'm black,
When I die I'll be black.

But you:
When you're born you're pink,
When you grow up you're white,
When you're sick, you're green,
When you go in the sun you turn red,
When you're cold you turn blue,
and when you die you turn purple.
And you have the nerve to call me colored.
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me gusta cabeza
Jun 25 2004 1:52PM
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seward
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^ they edited out the part where the black man steals the white mans wallet when he walks away


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Jun 25 2004 4:12PM
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Smithy
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haha!! steal the skier chicks with their big cocks.... so true.
Jun 25 2004 4:15PM
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Vtsnowski
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word yo



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Jun 25 2004 4:34PM
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DAMICO
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interesting...


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Jun 25 2004 4:43PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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very true....but im not white

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Jun 25 2004 7:04PM
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KillerMonkey
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albino's are awesome. We have one in my school and he's always pink.




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Jun 25 2004 7:55PM
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skifree919
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^what you talking about there arent any albinos in our school



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Jun 25 2004 10:22PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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making people look stupid is what makes life worth living
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its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Jun 25 2004 11:00PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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^^^you got busted ahahaha

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
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Jun 27 2004 9:32PM
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ScratchCobra66
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haha moron...













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Jun 27 2004 9:34PM
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ztragnoB
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i cant stand these racist comments you fuckers are dishing out. Its not cool.


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Jun 27 2004 9:38PM
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ScratchCobra66
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one of my best friends is black, hes probably the funniest kid i know.













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My brother on the Japanese tourists looking at the wreck of the Arizona in Hawaii. 'Hey thats where uncle Henry komikazed!'
Jun 27 2004 9:38PM
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