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that's terrible, but i dont know what even half of those are
'its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha' - huckster989
'Everyday the biased scum-of-the-earth imbecile that is Bill O'Reilly never ceases to amaze me with his overall idiocy and lack of grey cells between his ears.' - trevorwoulddoit
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French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
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French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
it's a good thing they make it in sizes up to 5XL, wouldn't want to leave the huge obese people out of such fun
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rex thomas asked to blow his nose on my doo-rag once.
The name of my boat is WOP SIDED.... but thats because my dad and this other italian dude own it and my family is italian so its funny and no one gets it
~Ella
Messed knees for life
*skiing isn't a sport, it's a lifestyle*
Ella and Lauren: changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.
I dunno, this type of crap gives that a run for its money... here's what Lewis Black has to say about it (you need the Realplayer plugin if you haven't got it). The New Reaganomics
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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always
Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
twix1182: do u like wetbacks?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I like Mexican people fine.
twix1182: do u like wops?
SmarterChild: I have no problem with Italian people.
twix1182: do u like honkeys?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I like white people fine.
twix1182: do u like gooks?
SmarterChild: I have no problem with Asian people.
twix1182: do u like spics?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I like Hispanic people fine.
twix1182: do u like kikes?
SmarterChild: I certainly have no problem with Jewish people.
Anyway, yadda yadda yadda... What else do you wanna chat about?
twix1182: do u like the french?
SmarterChild: I'm not too sure how I feel about the french.
twix1182: do u like camel jockeys?
SmarterChild: Eh. I'm not sure.
Take me to your special place,
Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it
Yeah, because shameless merchandising of cheap, idiotic products is the best way to honour the dead. Besides which, did you READ that SHIRT? It's idiotic. Who wants to be remembered in conjunction with a prime example of the downfall of american pop-culture? Think before you post.
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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always
Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
dude this kid at my school has a shirt that says 'Iraq first. then France'
yeah i would kick his ass but hes fucking huge and would probably kill my family
'studies show that 95.83% of child molestors are gay'
-NiTeHaWk4787