Replying to MECHANICS, HELPP, EMERGENCYYYY!!!!!!!!

Parked my XTerra with the wheels straight last night. Went to start it this morning and my ignition was locked. Tried the whole turning the wheel thing and then my fucking steering wheel locked up. Steering is turned slightly to the right but my tires are still straight.

Steering, Ignition, Shifter, Break Pedal are all locked in place. I'm a girl and I had a big dude try moving my steering wheel and he gave up.


I'd call a mechanic but it's Sunday and nothing's open in the mountains on Sunday.

I have to drive to Utah in like TWO DAYS for DEW TOUR and I cannot fucking miss it!!!!

Closest Nissan dealer is in Denver like an hour and a half away.

Any suggestions?!?!?!?


Please only respond if you're legit good with cars. I'm flipping the eff out right now.


Or if you know anyone driving from Summit to Utah for Dew please let me knowww!!! All my friends are already there cuz of FIS! FUUUUCKKKKK!!!!