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IrishDrink87
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okay, i think this is just interesting...last night i was out picking up food with my bf for us and his family. when we were walking up to the place, this woman from the shop next door stopped us and pretended to take our picture. then through the window, she said 'im just kidding.' so of course were inside making fun of her, (we saw a martini in her hand) but then when she left, she ran outside to chase us and was like, 'CAN I TAKE YOUR PICTURE?' im like, 'why?' she replied, 'cause yall look good!' i thought she was cute (she was like 50, so old cute) so i was like okay, so she took a pic with me and my bf, and she took my email so she could send me the pic. i thought she was too drunk to remember, but i guess not cause i just got it

it was exciting for me cause ive been with my bf for almost 6 months now, and we only have one other pic of the 2 of us. AND IT CAME OUT WELL TOO! if i knew how to post pics i would, but ill prolly just do it in the people section.

just wanted to share





I dont want a large Farva!

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...
Jun 24 2004 10:31PM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
nice story, it was probably my grandma



'I place him in the category of a ski thief, and invite a thousand hell hounds to feast heartily on his genitals. May he burn in eternal hellfire.'
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Jun 24 2004 10:33PM
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winterparksuks
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oh my god!







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Jun 24 2004 10:34PM
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Insomniac
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Sheesh, Crazy old lady. You too mustve looked good then.
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It's time to go ski people.
Jun 24 2004 10:34PM
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J.D.
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Haha... that's so wierd. There are a lot of wierd old people around. I'm often blindsided by old guys at the bus stop who want to inform me about the Lord Jesus Christ (thanks guys, I know already)... they don't have much memory for scriptures though. And they have pamphlets. Anyways someone will post the pic for you if you put it in the people section... you just put < img src= (address here) > without the spaces.

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A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
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And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
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Always...
Jun 24 2004 10:37PM
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twix_182
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what if she does send u a pic and it is the same 1 she used from her imaginable camera? that would be wierd




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Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it
Jun 24 2004 10:40PM
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Smithy
Posts: 1887 - Karma: 12
i hope im one of those weird drunk ladies... like from absolutley fabulous... yeah
Jun 24 2004 11:28PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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maybe she wanted a picture of your ass
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Jun 24 2004 11:32PM
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IrishDrink87
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the pic is up under people in the photos





I dont want a large Farva!

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...
Jun 24 2004 11:33PM
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twix_182
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just doing my part




Take me to your special place,
Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it
Jun 24 2004 11:42PM
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Smithy
Posts: 1887 - Karma: 12
is that your boyfriend irish? hes hot if so!
Jun 24 2004 11:43PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
that doesnt look like ur other pics
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Jun 24 2004 11:44PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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i was just thinkin the same thing.





i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
Jun 24 2004 11:52PM
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IrishDrink87
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yeah, thats my boyfriend. hes a dork, hes giving the THUMBS UP! haha, after, im like youre so weird! then he told me he doesnt have one pic of him giving a thumbs up, so he wanted one. lol, and yes thats me. it was cause it was totally on the spot, and i look like crap





I dont want a large Farva!

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...
Jun 24 2004 11:55PM
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Insomniac
Posts: 2816 - Karma: 185
Why the hell is it mirrored?
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'I got 10,000 posts on Newschoolers.com'

It's time to go ski people.
Jun 25 2004 12:00AM
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five0
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^good observation y is that
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'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7



'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel
Jun 25 2004 12:07AM
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IrishDrink87
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what are you talking about?





I dont want a large Farva!

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...
Jun 25 2004 12:08AM
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five0
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look at the sign on the left
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7



'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel
Jun 25 2004 12:24AM
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IrishDrink87
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its not mirrored. count how many lines are on each one. i think its just a sign outside





I dont want a large Farva!

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...
Jun 25 2004 12:26AM
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J.D.
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Haha you guys are total geniuses... it's a sign on a clear glass door, where the writing is meant to be read from the other side.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jun 25 2004 3:00AM
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SchweitzerSki
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^haha you silly kids
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Jun 25 2004 3:04AM
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AttitashSkier
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wow, hahaha. yea, my friends 98 year old grandmother smokes weed, shes a little nutty.
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Jun 25 2004 6:02AM
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scratchbc677
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your boyfriend kinda looks like eric koston but not really
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Jun 25 2004 9:39AM
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teneighty_skier22
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awww...
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Jun 25 2004 9:51AM
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GeneralButtNaked
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Attitashskiier, my english teacher came into school a few months ago and says to us, 'well guys im kind of disappointed today, not at you guys but im disapponited.' So we asked why, and he says 'I went out to california to suprise my mother on her 78th birthday and I walked in and there she was sitting on the couch smoking a blunt.'





i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
Jun 25 2004 10:36AM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,035
thought your boy firend broke up with you




I cant spell so get use to it or il spork you to death

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Jun 25 2004 10:51AM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
irish, you look more manly and square jawed than the rest, no offence



'I place him in the category of a ski thief, and invite a thousand hell hounds to feast heartily on his genitals. May he burn in eternal hellfire.'
-J.D. May
Jun 25 2004 11:03AM
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EC-Tom
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once again five-o is a retard...




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Jun 25 2004 11:05AM
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five0
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^stfu u stupid ass cunt..youre just being a little bitch because i said you were a post whore in your 'punk sucks' thread that shouldnt exist in the first place...people like you give the pro choice movement a reason to exist
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7



'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel
Jun 25 2004 11:35AM
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Insomniac
Posts: 2816 - Karma: 185
Oh shit. I thought it was outside. Never mind me.
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If one day your asked:
'How did you spend your time here on Earth?'
Will you say:
'I got 10,000 posts on Newschoolers.com'

It's time to go ski people.
Jun 25 2004 5:51PM
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bigsky_gurl
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is it me, or does she resemble britney spears in that pic, but without makeup?



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Jun 25 2004 6:04PM
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hoodratz47
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damn i was gonna say it too.. stop dying your hair.. let your red shine!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and you got some funky smoker teeth


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Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust
Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
Jun 25 2004 7:04PM
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IrishDrink87
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^ thanks fuck face, i dont smoke anymore.

and i broke up with him, but we got back together.





I dont want a large Farva!

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...
Jun 25 2004 8:24PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
and holy jesus i wish i looked like britney spears. HOT DAMN!





I dont want a large Farva!

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...
Jun 25 2004 8:28PM
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HelloThisIsDylan
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good stuff but i agree, don't dye your hair anymore.



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Jun 25 2004 9:54PM
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hoodratz47
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i forgot i cant kid with with girls and ther looks.. sorry


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Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust
Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
Jun 26 2004 1:36PM
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